We see Jalal break-down ... wonder how he can blame Jodha, why he said this, why he said that, does he love her, is he human, how can he wage a war for personal revenge, and how will he be redeemed ... but today the show solved it like magic:
Jalal sees an image of Jodha ... first step of becoming a human again ...
Then he goes to Salim Chisti (who I always find calming) ... and becomes haivan to insaan in one day this time 👏
Then Jodha-Jalal reconcile ... and a miracle, Salim is on the way
It occurred to me that if the real Jodha-Jalal saw the show and the forum reactions ... they must be having a lot of fun. So, let's see what the souls of real Jodha-Jalal are up to (sorry it is in Hinglish ... stream of consciousness):
Jalal: Do I exist?
Jodha: Yeh kaisi anuchit sawaal hai?
Jalal: Hum to Jodha Akbar serial dekh rahethe... ek din hamare paas dil hein, ek nahin. Yeh kaunsa advanced heart surgery?Jodha: Giggles ... (yes, she giggles)
Jalal: Don't laugh ... they show me as so heartless. And then miraculously today, I get my heart back because of Salim Chisti and you. Kya mujhe aap ka yeh hunar patha nahin tha - ke aap heart surgeon hein?
Jodha: Laughs
Jalal: Don't laugh .. was I that bad?
Jodha: Nahin ... varna I couldn't have managed you for so many years. Hum to Amer chale jaathe.
Jalal: But, you should see what people write about me on India Forums.
Jodha: You weren't that bad ... but I have some amazing defense attorneys on the forum ... If I had them back then, I would have given it to you (and she laughs)
Jalal: I also had a defense attorney... Divya (yup that's me 😉) but aaj kal even she is after me for being weak and crying. Was I that weak?
Jodha: Nahin toh ... and waise bhi, we didn't have glycerin back then. 😆
Jalal: Lekin she did write a pretty good defense of my state of mind after Hasan-Hussein's death ... she understands me (Oh yes I do 😉) ... but humne itna gussa kiya tha kya?
Jodha: Nahin to ... hum dono saath mein Sikhri gaye the. Itni shaanti mili ti.
Jalal: Yeh serial ke CVs ... why can't they ever show our good times? We were so happy together too.
Jodha: Aap bhi ... you are watching a serial. Agar tv heroine happy hoti ... toh TRPs kaha se aathi?(Exactly)
Jalal: You know everything... aap ka yeh hunar bhi kamaal kai 😳
Jodha: Finally, you understood my hunars.
Jalal: If you watch the serial, what else will you understand? 😆
Jodha: Is there no one on the serial that believes in our love unconditionally?
Jalal: A few people are there ... Tamy badi cute hai (TMHPKNK behena ... this is for you 🤗)
Jodha: Oh mujhe yaad hain ... she is a very good writer. But you have to dig into all the posts to find her writing ... she doesn't write her own posts often. But this track made her to do that.
Jalal: (Suddenly starts laughing)
Jodha: What happened?
Jalal: Yeh Brahmanandam kaun hai?
Jodha: What kind of question is?
Jalal: Raksha has made this amazing audience reaction ... that I finally found my heart again. I think Brahmanandam would have been fun along with Birbal.
Jodha: Waise yeh Rajat looks good ... if he was there back then, I would have married him
Jalal: (Jealous) ... aur Paridhi is not bad (teasingly)
Jodha: Chiii, how can you say that for a shaadi shuddha isthtree?
Jalal: Waise Rajat and Paridhi have really brought us to life ... Anjali has put some very nice pictures of them.
Jodha: With these pictures, they still complain they don't show enough love and passion
Jalal: But, you have to read Lashy's OS's to truly understand what love and passion is ... look here (OS: Jodha-Jalal in the hamaam ... I know I made it up but not a bad idea Lashy 😉)
Jodha: Yeh kaisi ashobniya baatein likhti hein ... isn't there something more decent in the forum?
Jalal: There is ... a lady named Padbear ... nahin Anusha. She creates these VM of us with awesome music ...
Jodha: Okay ... let me listen. This "Baisara Beera" song is nice. I could have danced it to Sukanya's wedding.
Jalal: If we had Coke Studio back then ... Tansen wouldn't have been able to do as many cross-connections.
Jodha: Koyi baat nahin ... whatever happens , happens for good. Our love story has lived on for so many years, that itself is enough. Baaki sab hai natkiya rupantar.
Jalal: I will always love you Jodha Begum. Diwali Mubarak.
Jodha: Aap ko bhi
Guys, a light hearted post for Deepavali. I was just imagining what the real Jodha - Jalal may think seeing both the serial and how we fight over them - they must be having a good laugh! And I also wanted to highlight all the fun we have in this forum. I have just included a few names as example but I love you all- that is for everyone on my threads.
Have a great Deepavali everyone!
