Originally posted by: rpeez
Hello,
Today was the battle of forces. Winds, sound, weird liquids.
So the contraceptive is officially lost. And it had a name, "ungli". This must have inspired Jai Ho dialogue writers, "Aam admi sota hua sher hai, ungli mat karna." 😆
Now I know ,when two people fight and if one raises his finger then the other gets more charged up and says," Ungli mat Dikhaa! " Thus moral of this story is "ungli" is for excited souls.😉
Salima beghum, kis bechari ki anghuti de diya bhabhi jaan ko?
A song for her ," Ungli mein angoothi ,angoothi mein nagina." For her ungli is... Let it be you are smart to get the drift.😉
Her spotless soul will bear a mark of thieving and idiocy. Jannat trip cancelled.😆
Now Ruqiya playing with the baby was cute and all, except, that the expression on her face made her look like Annabelle (released in theaters today.)
I even saw some shades of Vidya's hideous avatar of Bhool bhulaiyaan ,when she is possessed by the ghost
Now, the real reason, Jodha didn't want the baby, was she was still not in the mental condition to face Ruqaiyya's tonsil power.
But the real hero was Jalaal who tried smooth twice, once when Ruq was in bath room, and the second time when Ruq was in sick-bed, did you notice the speed with which he took Hussain and escaped? 👏😆 That man's Flash. 😲
Bhaag Jalal Bhaag.He would have got gold medal in relay .
Jodha beghum, hazaron jo apke Shahenshah se nikah karna chahti hain, don't give a rat's a** about his singhasan. 😉
Ek baar forum me aake dekh lijiye. 😉 Just because he kept a goatee, doesn't mean he's the goat. 😛
No he is not a goat but cvs do make him Bali ka bakra.
I want to know who designed Zeenat bhabhijaan's dress. It reminds me of pants in the new Levis ad, the one with hidden pockets and zips. Leave that lady alone for a minute and she'll produce something from her magical kurta. Mother of Cargo-pants! 😲
I even saw iPhone 6 in one of her pockets.😆Jalaal needs to hire some new doctors, the current batch doesn't have in-depth knowledge of toxins.
Doctors need lots of money darling.They are too costly nowadays.Just remember how much did you pay last time for a trivial issue like cough cold or fever? Can the person who has less dresses than the watchman of your building complex ,afford them as his employees? But, the shocker of the day, was that Ruqaiyya eats food that can satiate 4 people! Respect you BEK. 👏
Is she suffering from bulimia nervosa? Next week, be ready for a death metal concert by Ruqs. Marilyn Manson watch out.
And looking at the Precap and some predictions,Some of us are now going to sing a song for cvs
" All I wanna say that
They don't really care about us."
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Chot Jalaal ke sar pe padhi par ghuma sabka sar. 😡
😆😆😆
This fella is giving reactions like the beauty pageant winners.
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