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Posted: 11 years ago
#71

Originally posted by: abhi786

Why Bharmal & Jo brothers came ... TO HEAR JO Praises , see Shahansha ( jamaisa) bend down before his daughter, TO LISTEN war is over & JO is the reason of the win ...😆

EKTA has spent LOT of Money for this WAR ...for ...

New warrior dress ,Boiling water, oil, mirchi powder & also the burned tents ,fake mitti to throw on Jo & maan singh, chocolate powder, tomato sauses...

CVS have shown war can indeed be win by these famous MIRCHI, OILS that too only from ladies... A loosing war can be easily turned into VICTORY...😡


Everyone comes and everything done to sing glories of jo only.
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Posted: 11 years ago
#72

Originally posted by: aashyagh

Sandhya, we can only make fun of this show now. There is nothing interesting to discuss or debate

True.
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Posted: 11 years ago
#73

Originally posted by: divyavm

Hilarious post! i believe Abul Mali is going to retaliate and avenge his humiliation by killing MahaC- the cause of all his troubles in the war! 😉😆


He is sensible. Within a few minutes he correctly deduced-mazak banake rakha hai.😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: munnirony

I think MP will also get confused. He will think against whom should I fight jalal or jodha? Maybe he will also make an army of woman warriors nd will take them to haldighati.


He will prepare a lot of shikandinis - just in case - he can fight both armies.😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#75

Originally posted by: elasingh

Great post sandhya...I laughed as much as I did while watching this war...Kaash war dikhaya hi nahi hota!!!...Kam se kam jallu ki bravery ke baare mein humara bhram toh bana raheta...🤢

Well said Ela. Comedy circus ban gayi hamari show.😭
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Posted: 11 years ago
#76

Originally posted by: mandyg



🤣,,jodha bani akbar! kahani harem..dek..mirchi war ki..jodha will lead the wars and take all political decisions..btw bacha sahi salaamat hai and MA safed chole mein mirchi war ka hissa kab se ban gayi i thought she wanted the war


Apne self defense dusron ko bewakuf bane keliye Mandy , meri alawa kaun samjhega , meri hi Anga jo hai 😎
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Posted: 11 years ago
#77

Originally posted by: Sandhya.A


Where is Hawaii?

Oh yes, left at Amer. Remember thunderstorm night he came back by horse.

Hawai maybe better used in Amer, you know, fetching around tourists and stuff. In Agra he had to eat kal-ka-koftas😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#78

Originally posted by: rpeez

Hawai maybe better used in Amer, you know, fetching around tourists and stuff. In Agra he had to eat kal-ka-koftas😆


Not just Hawaii, Jalal left his akal wajood tedapan smarts warriorship self-respect and everything else in Amer. Surely it must have been Shaguni bai's om sreem creem work. Since he came back to Agra after Sukanya's marriage he is simply not the same guy.😭
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sandhya...awesome post😆 and it really hurts to laugh at something so precious in history ...a part of our history...

i really want the mughal army of the real Akbar to come and haunt these people for making them clowns ...the most feared lot has been turned into such spineless jokers in this show...

if they do not know how to direct a war..why bother even attempting it...if this is war ..i suggest we shall bear the Akbar strolling in the harem his hojra to her hojra 😆 and the bi monthly meena bazaar

i was blinking when i read that he said war is over...and now i heard the huge man is going to enter Agra and carry away jodha from her hojra...😲
i mean seriously there is something left to butcher of the security system of Agra...i hope after this Akbar renames his fort as national highway..anyone and everyone can come and go as they wish😆


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Posted: 11 years ago
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I have no reactions, my pet, except that I needed this badly after I watched all of this week's episodes at one go on Saturday. I was thrown temporarily, not having even Yudh as a pick me up, into a fit of depression, which you have almost managed to dispel.

I have marked the parts that made me laugh the most in blue

I do not know which was worse, the remix of Veeru from Sholay, with horrendous hamming by Jalal (oops, Rajat), or the virtual war that was announced as having been won by the harem when Jalal was losing it.

That was hardly a surprise, for Jalal is a lost case himself - a chap who declares from his tomb 450 years later that he would not have gone to war at all, and abandoned his awaam to the tender mercies of the Terrible Trio from Kabul, if he had known that his wife was expecting, something any common soldier would have sneered at

Now all he is fit for is for giving votes of thanks to all and sundry.

What happened to Abba Huzoor's 40000 strong army is a mystery, for there were only about 2 dozen chaps with our one-eyed wonder parked outside the harem.

I was a bit disappointed that Jalal did not do a shashtaang namaskar to Jodha Begum at the DEK. I had fully expected it, but perhaps as he has a limp now,he would have had to be helped up, and so they must have dropped the idea!😉

Now the next week will be an Incredible Hulk special. This show is remarkable for its sheer resourcefulness. Thursday, I was convinced it had hit rock bottom, but come Friday, and it took yet another plunge!

The JA CVs should be recruited by ONGC or Reliance Energy for oil prospecting. They can dig deeper and faster than anything else on our planet!😉

Well, I came here just for you, and am now going back to Yudh and my post on the 4th episode.

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Originally posted by: Sandhya.A

Events like wars teach a lot of lessons and exact unexpected responses from people. Ruqaiyya's acknowledging jo was one such.

The other 'reactions' and 'consequences' to this 'war' would probably be that

-Abul Mali will think about 100 times before eyeing anyone's harem with his single eye. He would even think twice before eyeing his own harem.

-Mahachuchak will nevet give 'torture time' to anyone. She will order to slice them the moment they are caught.

-Aapaji will learn to finish one job and move to another. She left Jalal unfinished and rushed to harem.

-Jodha begum has said that even Abul Mali's harem will come over. May be mahachooochak's too would. So mahachooochak daughter and nirdosh baalak abba Huzoor also have a strong chance or they could do a tejwant shivaani. Only, as and when Amma Huzoor catches up with them, she will not do a Jalal, that is for sure!

-Jalaluddin mohammad Akbar now has a convenient option of taking up VRS and leaving his sultanate to the care of his great begums led by his greatest begum and instead open a beauty salon for men. His transformation was amazing indeed. Abul Mali special multaani mitti and tomato extracts followed by special hot water treatment. ...lo and behold...you will all glow! We should work overtime to push the VRS option for Jalal. And as for the beauty salon for men, Abba Huzoor can be Client No.1.

-duniya learnt the use of undekhe unsune weapons. Mirchi and mitti.

-not a war reaction actually but Jalal has a double joy of having a baby and a daddy post war. And the new abba huzoor being a good looker himself could also give him beauty tips and help him in his salon.

-The most important lesson we would learn is never to trust the mysterious z man who had promised tedapan from jalal. The only tedapan we saw was the limp in his walk. Well, I have done my bit to try and stop folks from wasting their hard-earned money and non-renewable time calling the Oracle at Zee, but they are determined not to learn from past experience. The only one laughing must be the telecom firms in question!

Do contribute further 'reactions'...😃

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