Is Jodha begum playing hide and seek with Jalal? How does she have this "anubhav" of his "upasthithi"...I think Jalal left the battlefield and hid behind Jodha's hojra ka curtain & is waiting to say "boo" to Jodha😕😕😆
Jodha :Hume nishchit gyaat hai ki Woh jeevit hain.Humare Madhya vichitra sanvaad hoti hai.
Of course,how did we forget.If Jalal is going to die,then Jodha's necklace will fall off and prick her hand..remember the chip Jalal installed in it during the "kum gum moustache"encounter? The simple formula for Jodha's sixth sense
jodha ke gale mein necklace hai
To Jala ka head "in place "hai ...😉
Take 2: Goliyon ki Rasleela
Cut to scene 2: Shakuni bai is behaving like an ostrich on steroids in front on Maa kali...The cause of her rage: She has lost her marbles...sorry,I mean,her marbles are not behaving themselves. Four of them are supposed to fall heads up, three tails down and two are supposed to remain in the air and ask for Shakku's permission before touching ground . And one is supposed to do a somersault and kiss her feet. But they are getting their act all entangled. Shakku is furious at this "Vichitra vyavahaar" of her marbles.
Take 3: Khel Khel mein
Todarmal to(drooping moustache) guard:It was ur duty to protect the shehenshah...
drooping moustache) Guard:Actually Abul Mali aur Shehenshah Chinese whispers khel rahe the,to maine socha apne moochon ko thoda oil karke use upar uthaon...Beautician ne kaha tha ki war ke time mein moochon ke oiling pe 50% discount milega...jab tak main wapas aaya woh log hide and seek khelna lag gaye...yeh toh cheating hua na...game change karne se pehle batana chahiye tha...
Todarmal:Ok,ok...now we will play "Blind man's buff"...
Guard:ohhh...I luv this game...ok who do we hunt for?
Todarmal:The shehenshah,he is missing u know
Guard:Really...yeh kab hua...arnab goswami ko bataon kya...?Then we will no longer be responsible..."janta jawaab maangegi" aur "pradhaan mantra ki zimmedari ban jayegi"..we can take a vacation🥳
Todarmal:No...no way...Don't tell anyone..yeh apna secret hai...don't even tell the guards...
Guard: kya..guards ko nahin pata...then who were they searching for all along?
Todarmal: They are all searching for the shehenshah... ..Didn't all the queens announce that yesterday?...But they shouldn't know that he is missing...
Guard:You mean,they should think that he is hiding for fun?...
Todarmal: Exactly...
Take 4:Angry Birds
Abul Mali arrives with his angry birds...His army consists of 3 levels.
Lowest Level : Army of Crows..These guards get to cover their faces with a black cloth😆
Level 2:Army of Chickens: They wear masks of chicken heads dipped in plaster of paris
Level 3:The highest level guards wear masks of Turkeys which ended up playing too much Holi.😆😆
Though Abul Mali is crowing happily today,soon his army is going to chicken out and he will be exposed for the turkey that he is...😉
Take 5: Woman Power
Jodha begum's speech on Women power would win hands down in any international conference ...Jodha inspires all her harem members to die by the sword...while Abul Mali is waiting outside sipping red wine(gud for the heart 😉) waiting for the right moment to attack...Did someone tell Jodha that if she starts changing into "soldier's" attire now,she might be done by tomorrow evening...and even Abul Mali with all his turkeyisms can't drink red wine all day
Kal ka intezaar: Ruqaiyya begum celebrating thanksgiving by having the turkey next to Abul Mali for dinner...can't wait for this one... 😆😆😆
Search mission??? Todarmal and his guards standing still & looking in various directions ...were they trying to figure out from which direction the sun usually rises...?🤔
east or west,
vaastu shastra is the best🤔😆
Don't miss:The guards next to Kali who don't even bat an eyelid as Shakku plays comedy nights with maa kali...Gawd!!Guard ho to aise
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