salim ka dukh : funny

😆 lolz I thought ...
Salim ka intezar karke hum viewers plagal hogaye JALLU AUR HUMBHI JAJO KE SR KELIYE tadap raheha aur CVS 😆 humparhumpar karo intezar..
Salim , hum viewers, jallu will sing this song..

inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki Aayi Na Kuchh Khabar Mere Yaar Ki
yeh Hamein Hai Yakeen Bewafaa Woh Nahin Phir Wajah Kya Hui Intezaar Ki) -2

baat Jo Hai Uss Mein Baat Woh Yahaan Kahin Nahin Kissi Mein
woh Hai Meri Bas Hai Meri Shor Hai Yahi Gali Gali Mein
saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Gham Mein Meri Har Khushi Mein
zindagi Mein Woh Nahin Toh Kuchh Nahin Hai Meri Zindagi Mein

bujh Na Jaaye Yeh Shama Aitbaar Ki

intehaa...intezaar Ki

ho Ooo Mere Sajana Lo Main Aa Gayi
logon Ne Toh Diye Honge Bade Bade Nazaraane
layi Hoon Main Tere Liye Dil Mera
dil Yahi Maange Dua Hum Kabhi Ho Na Judaa
mera Hai Mera Hi Rahe Dil Tera
yeh Meri Zindagi Hai Teri - 2

tu Mera Sapana
main Tujhe Paa Gayi
o Mere Sajana Lo Main Aa Gayi

gham Ke Andhere Dhale Bujh Gaye Sitaaren Bhale
dekha Tujhe Toh Dilon Mein Jaan Aayi
honton Pe Taraane Saje Armaan Deewane Jage
baahon Mein Aake Tu Aise Sharmaayi
chaa Gayi Phir Wohi Bekhudi

woh Ghadi Kho Gayi Intezaar Ki
aa Gayi Rutt Haseen Hasl-e-yaar Ki
yeh Nasha Yeh Khushi Ab Na Kam Ho Kabhi

umra Bhar Na Dhale (raat Pyaar Ki)-3 😆 😳

Salim kab aaoge 😉 😳
SR keliye pagal hand consummation she bore hogaye ...

Jalal : Hume bataiye voh Kon tha bataiye jodha begum bataiye
Jodha : shocked n silent
Jalal : aap bolti kyu nahi kahiye kon tha voh jisne apko chune ki gustakhi ki hai ye haak (right) toh apne hume bhi nahi diya toh us admine apko chua kaise Hume toh SR manane nahi deti salim bechara kabh ayega India forum vale toh pagal hogaye pridiction karte hue unhe hamara hand consummation pas and hai magar abh voh usse bore hogaye unhe hamari suhaag raat dekhni hai abh baas abh toh me salim chisti baba joh kaha voh such korunga apko MUZ banake hi rahunga I WANT SR I WANT SR SR SR SR CHAHIYE SALIM EK PYARA ...
Jodha : sharam she lal aur gussa bhi ... Aap ne humpar shak kiya apne humpar shak kiya baas bohot hua ekto hum sirf apki Jaan ki phikr k vajehse sujamal bhaisa Milne gaye air apne samjha ki hum ... Ahhh !!! Kya karahe hai haat chodiye humara dard hota hai ..
Jalal : Mauff kijiye begum jodha humto sirf apse puchrahe the ki SALIM KABH MILEGA SR SR SR CHAHIYE...
Jodha : he bhagvan inhe kya hua hai thik salim dungi magar ek shart pe ..
Jalal : excited for SR ... BUT TENSED FOR SHART boliya
Jodha : humari shart ye hai ki... Aapne hampar shak kiya Iski saza ye hogi ki apko SR AAJ HI MANANI HOGI...
Jalal : Oh Teri ye saza toh jhakaas hai abhi chale
Jodha : Raat toh hone dijiye phirrr Dhinka chinka Dhinka Chika re aaa re aaa ..

I just copied my last post here 😆 lolz hope this makes u all laugh ye mere Groupbie baneke khushi me
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Hey pupcat I'm groupbie now thanks for ur advice

jodha-yeh kaisi ashobhniy baat kr rhe h shehensha aap😆
humne socha tha ghrina ghrina kr li boht ab krenge aapke saath achhi baat parantu aapse toh mitrta bi hmari bhool thi🤣

Originally posted by: sonilausarun

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