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Usually bride's mother advice bride while marrying. In Agar land its opposite. The Groom's elder brother is advicing groom about how he should behave with amer shezadi after marriage. Listing some advices for Mirza Hakim
Rule1
Learn all hindu traditions like taking arthi, doing welcome, pheras and better read about holi, diwali, dusserha etc
Rule2
On wedding night go into wife's room in soldier armour lest your wife attacks you with knife. Not all are quick like Akbar to defend themselves 😉
Rule3
Do not put any fault on ameri princess else they shall prove you wrong somehow. Remember if the husband is wrong its criminal if wife is wrong still husband is wrong and at fault. That is the thumb rule of ameri princess.
Rule4
Keep ear plugs ready after you finish talking and immediately wear them to avoid going deaf before turning 25 years.
Rule5
Whenever you go to talk to wife expect her to give you bashaan on how not to come inside at odd hours and that too alone to disturb them when they are busy praying/reading etc that too in front of bandi's and soldiers
Rule6
Better get ready to praise the beauty of moon, sun, flowers etc all things you have not bothered about elseee an hour lecture is gauranteed
Rule7
Do not dare praise/touch or smile at other women even wives in front of your ameri wife elseee again you will go deaf in a month's time listening to their taana's
Rule8
All ameri wives are PETA activists. So beware do not even in dreams think of hunting animals etc or eating non veg else you know what happened to Akbar
Rule9
Get ready to eat Rajasthani thali atleast 2-3 times a week
Rule10
Dare not speak anything against any Rajputhana king/warrior or compare with them elseee ghar ki murgui daal barabaar for ameri wives
Viewers can list their set of amernama to Hakim lest he is caught on backfoot
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