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This is just a fun post. Pandey gets on my nerves,most of the time. But when he doesn't,he is like a comedian to me 🤣
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Jalal : Ramtanu Pandey ji,aapki maushaki shuru kee jaaye
Pandey : Nahi,mausam kuch theek nahi hai maushaki ke liye
after the mausam became favourable..
Jalal : Ab toh maushaki shuru kardo 🤔 7 saal beet gaye,Jodha begum ne 10,000 lectures diye,badi ammi ne 500 kilo kaajal khatam kar diya,Moti ne 12 baar plastic surgery karke chehra badal diya 😳
Pandey : Nahi,mera maun vrat hai
Jalal : ek aur baar bakwaas kiya,toh hum tumhe pinjre mein bandh kardenge
Benazir enters the darbar..
Pandey's expression seeing her..
Pandey(sings in his MIND): Aali re aali ek beauty, Bajaave haaye pandey jii seethi... 🥳
Pandey(in his mind) : Ab toh hum pinjre mein zaroor jaayenge. Iss sundari ka nivaas pinjra jo hai
Jalal : muh bandh karo,nahi toh machchar chala jaayega
Pandey : Humein pinjre mein daalo
Jalal(in his mind) : Ab samaj mein aa raha hai,Agra ka Paagal khaana kyun khola gaya tha 🤓 Saare paagal mere aas paas hi kyun bhatakte hain 😡
Meanwhile,Pandey...
Jalal : Bandh kardo isse pinjre mein!
Pandey excited that he'll be locked up with Benazir...
Jalal had something else in mind though.
Pandey's eyes are covered until he is inside the pinjra
When he opened his eyes,he found..
Jalal : And thats a Checkmate 🤡
Mujhse panga loge,toh yahi hoga 😎
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Udne Ki Aasha
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