5 tellypoints

Leg before wicked Welcome movie teaser Another shaadi-comedy Akshay Kumar's . the groom, Katrina Kaif 's his bride. All okay so far. Enter his brothers-in-law: Majnoo bhai and two other bhais (Anil Kapoor, Nana Patekar and Feroze Khan). The camera zooms to a pair of legs and moves up.. oops you know who it is already - Mallika Sherawat.. Akki Kumar's fiance. Whatever! Bol baby bol Kayamath, Star Plus,11 p m "He's my baby sobs Goody girl, clutching a ," confused toddler. Her ex-lover explodes, "He's NOT your baby!" Then, practically the entire nation claims it's their baby. Meanwhile, no one cares to ask the baby if he's alright with all the claims and counter-claims. Babies, on TV are never mutinous. , Same old, same old Dus Kahaniyan music video It's the predictable Sanjay Gupta- ish set.. bronze, gold and brown. The film's acting crew - too many to count sways, screams and lip-syncs to, "Sapne toote.. DUS! Apne chhoote.. DUS." Anupam Kher looks as if he wants to yell, "Bus!" Dum Maaro Jjhoom India, Sahara One, 11 p m Shweta Tiwari has been evicted. She links hands with Suresh Thankfully, Wadkar. there aren't any tears, or sad songs playing in the background (usually it's Kal ho naa ho). Tiwari and Wadkar sing their farewell song, Dum maaro dum, him struggling to keep up with her screechy notes. I'll tune back in tonight, though.. Dimple Kapadia is special guest. Laugh out loud Funjabi Chak De teaser, Star One Mandira Bedi with a very bad redhead job says "F se Funkaar F se Funtoosh, F , se Funjabi." Navjot Singh Sidhu, chuckles, cracks one of his killer PJs and forces a laugh. Looks like a new version of Laughter Challenge.. not improved.