Dancer in Centrestage: MOTW Wk#3 - Page 3

Favourite serial? GHSP

Favourite forum? GHSP

Your best friends? My sisters, some I met recently, and a group of girls that I've know forever!

Define friendship in just one word TRUST

Who is a friend according to you someone that is there for you through thick and thin

What is the difference between a friend and a best friend a best friend is someone that in time becomes like family

if u could change ur name to any name u wanted:what would be the name: I wouldn't change it, PREET means LOVE and I really like my name😳

whats ur favourite chocolate: hershey's cookies and cream

what shampoo.. do u use? bio-silk

In your opinion, what is your best feature? my eyes

Why did you choose the ID you have? the reason that I choose maneet_forever9 because I joined IF because of GHSP, and maan+geet=maneet, then forever because I love them and still do and 9 since it's my lucky number

Are you a gud Student? yes, at least I think so😆

Do you like reading? yes

Are You Lazy? sometimes

Which song makes you want to cry every time you hear it? kal ho na ho

Which song makes you to break into a dance everytime you hear it? hmm pretty much every song but lately jhalla whalla

sallu or upen who has the better body? sallu

priyanka or amrita arora who has the better acting skills? priyanka

katrina or aish who is more beautiful? Katrina

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? doctor

What is your favorite time of day? I like every time, but the afternoon -ish is my fav

If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why? I'd go to India, and meet bhagat singh, why because he gave up his life for freedom

Have you ever experienced anything supernatural? nope

Are you close to your family members? VERY

Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out? my advisor, she has always been there for me and always encourages me to do my best!

What song is "your song?" Why? well there are a lot but I guess I'd say tu hi haqueet, because I'm always listening to that song 24/7 now a days😆

What's been your favorite movie of all time? kal ho na ho, it really teaches you about life! and you never know if there will be a tomorrow or not ...

Read any good books? What were they? swallowing stones, the alchemist

What do you watch on Television? my shows, friends, whatever is on

when it comes to politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care? yes I do care and this will be my first time voting, but I choose to vote for the right person, not a certain party

What type of places do you hang out in with your friends? the mall mostly

What type of places do you hang out in with your family? at home, the park, pretty much all around

What annoys you more than anything else? when people walk sooo slow and I have somewhere to be, oh an lies!

What would be the perfect gift for you? a simple hand written card, or something made with love

What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? dalhouise - in India, and the botanical gardens

What kind of weather is your favorite? fall

What is your least favorite food? anything with peas

What is your favorite drink? orange juice

If there was no internet growing up what would have been your thing to do for fun ? play spots or just play outside

- Which is the best advice you have given and received? make a lasting impressions, and the best advise I've received is be true to your self

- Which you feel is your best aspect ? that I can't keep a grudge

- Can you cook, if yes, what will it be? I can cook american dishes so spaghetti - haha tot's italian, but I'm, learning to cook indian dishes and all I can cook is black dal and rice😆

- Name five people you would love to meet from I-F the friends that I first made on IF and still continue talking to them on ghsp forum

- What's the one thing youw would want to change about yourself? hmm nothing big, but I'd want to not be a perfectionist or at least tone it down a bit

- Favourite ice cream flavour? pistachio almonds

- What's more romantic, candle light dinner or a walk near the beach? walk near the beach

- what's ur Citizenship? US born

- What language do u speak at home? punjabi and english

- Your dream date? hmm don't have much time to think about, usually try to live in the moment

- A forum on IF which you have never visited? big boss

- What do you think about my avi and siggy?😉 nice

- What phone network are you on? t-mobile blackberry phone

- Your favourite piece of jewellery? 😆 earrings

- 'Dosti ki khatir pyar ki qurbani' , What's your take on this quote?

yes for sure!
- Do you like to take photographs or do you like appearing
in them?

love to take them and appear in them😆

- What's the best and the worst quality of yours

best, not holding a grudge, worst, being impatient

- What do you think is the most beautiful thing in the world?

love

- Have you ever envied anyone?

not really

- Where is Osama Bin Laden? Your guess?

dead

- ON average, how many PMs do u get per day?

5-10

- What's the best complimet you have received from others about yourself?

very humble and pretty 😳

- If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

hahah both😆

- Which is taller, Eiffel tower or Baby towers? eiffel tower

- what gift would you like your girl friend to get for you on your first date ? well I'm a girl so I guess can't answer this question 🤣

- A quote that you believe in? be true to your self

- One person you can die for ? (Except ur Family) if not family, than the friends that have always been there for me

- Count the number of questions I 've asked you😆 so far 80 ish

- Your first impression when you read my questions? wow that's a lot! 😆

- What do you look in for a partner? not looking for a partner now, I'm only 20, but faith in one another and trust

- Which is your favourite pastime? spending time with friends and family

- Who is your most fav. member on IF? (you can't say all) my two sisters are on IF so them

- Your biggest strenght and weakness? forgiving people, anything that is sad or emotional I cry!

- Do you believe in love at first sight? yes

- What do you treasre the most? my family

- Put in order of significance : money , happiness, health and friendship. health, happiness, friendship money

- What is the first think you do when you log in at IF? check my pm's and then go to the forums

- What do you think about yourself? . well that I'm a pretty optimistic person

- Who is your inspiration in your life? my family

- IF friends or real life friends? BOTH!!!!!

- If you were to remake Kabhi kushi kabhi gham who would you cast from the Telly world in Srk's, Hrithik's, Kajol's and Kareena's place?

Srk - hmmm idk

Hirithik - Gurmeet Choudhary

Kajol - hmmm idk

Kareena - Drashti Dhami

- Why the username "Pentaminous"?

uhmmm idk

- Current desktop pic on your PC?

nothing just a blue background

Must choose only ONE!

Coffee or tea? tea

SRK or Rani? rani

Makeup or jewellery? jewelry

PS2 or X - box? x-box

Book or Magazine? magazines

Indian Idol or star voice of India? star voice

Ipod or cell? cell

Chinese food or Indian Food? indian

Serials or Movies? serials!!!

Donkeys or monkeys? monkeys

Physics or Chemistry? chemistry even though I dislike both😆

Pyjamas or snickers? pajamas

Msn or Yahoo ? yahoo all the way!

Canada or London? canada

Ossama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain?😆 gosh since I HAVE to choose I guess saddam😆

Sunidhi or Alka? alka

Kittens or cats? kittens, but I'm a dog person!

Day or night? day

Trainers or heels? heels!

Hi or hello? hello

Mirrors or reflections? mirrors

*Honestly, whats on your mind? tonight's epi of JDJ

*Honestly, have you done something bad today? If you don't mind sharing what it is?

are you jealous of someone right now? nothing bad and nope not jealous of anyone!

*Honestly, who do you want to see right now? GC!!!!!

*Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? If you don't mind, you could share with us? nope no secret

*Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? I like all my friends

*Honestly, does anyone like you? 😆 haha yeah I'd say a lot of people!

*What do you do when you're mad? try to calm down

*What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?

yelled at the wrong person

*Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?

not yet

*Do you swear when you're mad?

haha sometimes😆

*When was the last time you really cried?

watching a movie

Ever cried yourself to sleep?

yes, when someone in my family passed away I did for a really long time

*What usually makes you cry?

anything sad

*Are you usually a happy person? yes

*What makes you the happiest? spending time with loved ones

*Does being with your friends make you happy? yes

*Do you believe in yourself? yes

*Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?😆 nooo

*Did you ever run away from home? nooo!!!

*Did you ever lose a friend because of your attitude? nope

*Do you know how to swim? yes

*Do you like roller coasters? yes

*Do you own a bike? yes

*Does your family have family picnics? yes

Have you ever been on a plane? yes sooo many times!

*Have you ever been to the Ocean? yes

*Have you ever painted your nails? 😆😆 yes all the time!

*How tall are you? 5'5''

*How much money do you have on you right now? I'm sitting in front of my laptop - usually I don't have money on me when I'm surfing IF 😆

*What are you listening to? nothing right now

*What is the weather outside? sunny

*What was the last food you ate? cereal

*What was the last thing you bought? heels!!

*What was the last thing you had to drink? milk

*What was the last tv show you watched? friends

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

Favourite serial?

Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon

Favourite forum?

Mythological Masti

Your best friends?

On IF, right? Lola di, Janaki di, and Gunia

Define friendship in just one word

Loyalty

Who is a friend according to you

Anyone who takes some time out of their day to be there for you.

What is the difference between a friend and a best friend

A best friend is a friend who understands you on almost every level

Name 3-5 things you like about this CC

Dude! This is not a Chatting Corner! Did you just copy and paste this from CC?

name 3-5 things you think should be improved in this CC or you do not like

if u could change ur name to any name u wanted:what would be the name

Bhavani

whats ur favourite chocolate

Butterfingers

what shampoo.. do u use?

Head and Shoulders

In your opinion, what is your best feature?

My eyes, they're really big, and my dance teacher says they're good for expressions

Why did you choose the ID you have?

Radha Hi Bawari is the name of my favorite Marathi song

Are you a gud Student?

Yes

Do you like reading?

Not really, no

Are You Lazy?

A bit

Which song makes you want to cry every time you hear it?

Sabarmati Ke Sant Tune Kar Diya Kamaal. The ending is just gets me everytime.

Which song makes you to break into a dance everytime you hear it?

Maiya Yashoda Yeh Tera Kanhaiya

sallu or upen who has the better body?

I'm not a fan of either. Now, Channing Tatum has a terrific body!

priyanka or amrita arora who has the better acting skills?

Well, I don't think that Priyanka Chopra came to bollywood on acting skills alone. She had her looks and Miss Universe trophy to back her up. But I haven't watched any of Amrita Arora's movies, so I can't comment.

katrina or aish who is more beautiful?

The only reason Katrina Kaif is in bollywood is because she is half white. She can't act. She can't dance. And she definitely can't speak Hindi. And she's not even pretty.

Aishwarya Rai is better than her on every level, including beauty.

So yes, Aish is more beautiful.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

A soldier.

What is your favorite time of day?

Evening

Name one of your physical traits that you would change if you could:

I would wish to be taller.

Name one of your physical traits that you really like:

My flexibility.

Name something you'd like to do before you die:

Visit Vrindavan.

If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why?

To sometime in the renaissance period. The whole culture of Europe at that time is so fascinating!

Have you ever experienced anything supernatural?

No

Are you close to your family members?

Yes, very close

Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?

Our very good family friends from Mumbai. I've known them forever and our families are very close. We lived in the same complex.

What song is "your song?" Why?
"Radha Hi Bawari" because it's so melodious and beautiful. I have it memorized too!

What's been your favorite movie of all time?
A Bug's Life

Read any good books? What were they?
The Namesake-I'm reading it right now for the school's summer reading requirements, and I've come to love it!

What do you watch on Television?
The Office, and Baby Daddy. All the Hindi shows I listed in the other questionnaire, I watch on the computer.

when it comes to politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?
Democratic all the way! I'm a liberal.

What type of places do you hang out in with your friends?
We have a lot of art and dance classes in common, but we don't go out that much.

What type of places do you hang out in with your family?
I do virtually everything with my family.

What annoys you more than anything else?
People that move to the the United States from India and start speaking with a fake American accent.

What would be the perfect gift for you?
Clothes, jewelry, shoes, purses

What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
a Krishna temple I visited last year. It was BEYOND beautiful!

What time of day is your favorite?
Evening

What kind of weather is your favorite?
Rain, maybe even a thunderstorm. Idk why, but I always feel so excited when I hear thunder!

What is your least favorite food?
Unsweetened yogurt

What is your favorite drink?
Almond Masala Milk

If there was no internet growing up what would have been your thing to do for fun ?
Dancing

- Which is the best advice you have given and received?
Do as you would want done to you.

- Which you feel is your best aspect ?
The fact that I'm so in touch with my Maharastrian culture.

- Can you cook, if yes, what will it be?
Yes, I can make a simple fried rice dish we call phodni bhaath.

- Name five people you would love to meet from I-F
Janaki di, Lola di, Gunia, Swati di, Debi di

- What's the one thing youw would want to change about yourself?
Anger management

- Favourite ice cream flavour?
Coffee

- What's more romantic, candle light dinner or a walk near the beach?
The walk on the beach

- what's ur Citizenship?
Citizen of America.

- What language do u speak at home?
Marathi.

- Your dream date?
I'm not allowed to date, but if I was, and it could be anyone, then it'd be Taylor Lautner

- A forum on IF which you have never visited?

I haven't visited a lot of forums on IF

- What do you think about my avi and siggy?😉

It's cool. Is that you on your avi?

- What phone network are you on?

Verizon

- Your favourite piece of jewellery? 😆

Earrings

- 'Dosti ki khatir pyar ki qurbani' , What's your take on this quote?
Friendship is more irreplaceable than than Love, so if you have to sacrifice the latter, so be it.

- Do you like to take photographs or do you like appearing
in them?
Both

- What's the best and the worst quality of yours
Is that possible? The same quality that's your negative being your positive?

- What do you think is the most beautiful thing in the world?
I'll sound really stupid/cliche/lame/girly when I say this, but Love.

- Have you ever envied anyone?
Yes

- Where is Osama Bin Laden? Your guess?
Somewhere in the ocean?

- ON average, how many PMs do u get per day?
5 or 6

- What's the best complimet you have received from others about yourself?
That I'm a good bhakt

- If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Just chewing it, because all the calories come from the sugar used to flavor it. Once you chew it to the point where it's not sweet anymore, you've basically consume all the sugar.

- Which is taller, Eiffel tower or Baby towers?
What's the latter?

- what gift would you like your girl friend to get for you on your first date ?
I am a girl! And I am very much straight, thank you very much!

- A quote that you believe in?
We are all a tiny part of the universe, but that does not make us insignificant.

- One person you can die for ? (Except ur Family)
My guru

- Count the number of questions I 've asked you😆
Well, you said you're going to post more, so it would be "nirarthak" or pointless to do so

- Your first impression when you read my questions?
You love giving us a hard time

- What do you look in for a partner?
Speaks Marathi, loyal, well educated, romantic, religious, and somewhat open minded

- Which is your favourite pastime?
Dancing

- Who is your most fav. member on IF? (you can't say all)
There's not one single person I like more than anyone else, so I can't answer

- Your biggest strenght and weakness?
Strength: I am very creative
Weakness: I am a bit of a perfectionist and get frustrated/angry very easily

- Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes

- What do you treasre the most?
My Amar Chitra Katha comic book of Shri Krishna

- Put in order of significance : money , happiness, health and friendship.
friendship, happiness, health, money

- What is the first think you do when you log in at IF?
Check my PMs

- What do you think about yourself? .
I am content with who I am.

- Who is your inspiration in your life?
My mom.

- IF friends or real life friends?
I love my IF friends, but I would have to say real life friends

- If you were to remake Kabhi kushi kabhi gham who would you cast from the Telly world in Srk's, Hrithik's, Kajol's and Kareena's place?

Srk - Ronit Roy

Hirithik - Barun Sobti

Kajol - Shibani Dandekar

Kareena - Mouni Roy

- Why the username "Pentaminous"?
Pentaminous isn't one of the MOTWs of this week. lol
But anyways, I chose my username because it's my favorite song

- Current desktop pic on your PC?
a temple murti pic of Shri Krishna

Must choose only ONE!

Coffee or tea? Tea

SRK or Rani? SRK

Makeup or jewellery? jewellery

PS2 or X - box? Xbox

Book or Magazine? Book

Indian Idol or star voice of India? don't really follow either show

Ipod or cell? iPod

Chinese food or Indian Food? Italian food

Serials or Movies? serials

Donkeys or monkeys? monkeys

Physics or Chemistry? Physics

Pyjamas or snickers? PJs

Msn or Yahoo ? Yahoo

Canada or London? London, without even a second thought

Ossama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain?😆 What? Why would you even ask that?

Sunidhi or Alka? Sunidhi Chauhan

Kittens or cats? Kittens

Day or night? Night

Trainers or heels? Heels

Hi or hello? Hello

Mirrors or reflections? Mirrors

*Honestly, whats on your mind? Why am I doing this?

*Honestly, have you done something bad today? If you don't mind sharing what it is?
I swore in my mind.

are you jealous of someone right now?
No, not really

*Honestly, who do you want to see right now?
My school friends

*Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? If you don't mind, you could share with us?
If I was keeping a secret, why would I share it. Especially on a public forum?

*Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
No, because then they wouldn't really be my friends.

*Honestly, does anyone like you? 😆
Yes, I'm likeable. :)

*What do you do when you're mad? .
Swear in my head.

*What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Broken my little brother's toys.

*Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
Yes

*Do you swear when you're mad?
Yes, but mostly in my head.

*When was the last time you really cried?
I don't know, I think it was last week. I saw something on TV

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Yes

*What usually makes you cry?
When I get the notion that someone I love is against me.

*Are you usually a happy person?
Yes

*What makes you the happiest?
Hanging out with my friends.

*Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes

*Do you believe in yourself?
Yes

*Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?😆
No, but at home with my brother all the time.

*Did you ever run away from home?
No, but when I was little and cried, I said that I would.

*Did you ever lose a friend because of your attitude?
Nope.

*Do you know how to swim?
No

*Do you like roller coasters?
NO!

*Do you own a bike?
I used to before we moved.

*Does your family have family picnics?
Yes, very often

Have you ever been on a plane?
Main yaha train se nahi aayi, so yes. :D I have been on a plane.

*Have you ever been to the Ocean?
Yes, lots of times

*Have you ever painted your nails? 😆😆
Yes, just a few weeks ago!

*How tall are you?
I'd rather not say

*How much money do you have on you right now?
I don't have a job

*What are you listening to?
"What Doesn't Kill You Makes Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson

*What is the weather outside?
Sunny

*What was the last food you ate?
the Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell

*What was the last thing you bought?
again, I don't have a source of income, so my parents buy me everything

*What was the last thing you had to drink?
Coca Cola

*What was the last tv show you watched?
The Jay Leno Show

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

Thnx for trying

Originally posted by: maneet_forever9

no problem I answered most of them though my answers are in bold this time 😃

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

Hope U enjoying 😆

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel

😈 For ALL Of U 😈

1- What are two things people never eat before breakfast? Lunch or Dinner

2- Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? He wanted to see a waterfall

3- Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see a butterfly

4- Why did the man put the clock in the safe? To save time
5- What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs? A clock
6- What has a neck, but no head? A shirt
7- Where is the ocean the deepest? At the bottom

8- "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?" The Q
9- Why did the man throw his watch out of the window? He wanted to see time fly

10- What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends? Ohio

11- How do you spell mousetrap? CAT
12- How many legs does an ant have? The same as an uncle

13- How many people are buried in that cemetery? all of them
14- What can't be used until it's broken? an egg

15- What do tigers have that no other animals have? baby tigers
16- What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A newspaper
17- Why is number six afraid ? seven ate nine (7 8 9)

18- What did number 1 say to 7? Nice hair

19- Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet? I

20- Which letter is always trying to find reasons? Y

21- Which letter is not me? U

22- What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days? W

23- Why is the A like a flower? because B is after it

24- Why is the letter "A" like noon? it's in the middle of the day

25- "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?" the C

26- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail? a horse and its rider

27- What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything? a horse's shadow
28- What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? teapot

29- What did zero say to eight? nice belt

30- Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter? because its too far to walk there
31- Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common? DAY

32- Which room has no doors, no windows. a mushroom

33- What gets wetter as it dries? a towel

34- A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible? his horse's name was Tuesday

35- Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? he didn't have anyBODY to take

36- A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor? his mother

37- Why did the student take a ladder to school? it was a high school

38- What are the two strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, all other days are "weak"days
39- What do you call a bear without an "ear"? A bee
40- Which is faster, heat or cold? heat, because you can catch a cold

41- How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty? B: 4 or 5 After taking only one bite, your stomach is no longer empty, so you can't eat the rest on an EMPTY stomach

42- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? to find Pluto

43- What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? Carlos

44- What's the difference between electricity and lightening? you don't have to pay for lightening

45- What part of your body disappears when you stand up? your lap
46- What do you call a witch at the beach? a sandwich

47- What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? one's roaring with pain and the other's pouring with rain
48- Why are baseball stadiums so cool? there is a fan in every seat
49- What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh

50- What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul? a deck of cards
51- What do you call a fish that only cares about himself? a shellfish

52- Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? because his teacher was Hayden

53- What's a minimum? a very small mother

54- Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because it's two-tired

55- What's got a head and a tail, but no body? a coin

56- What's got a wave but no sea? my hair

57- Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus? wherever he wants to

58- What makes "oom" and gives milk? a cow walking backwards

59- Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City? the Vampire State Building
60- What do cows like to read? the moospaper

61- What is the longest word?
62- What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
63- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
64- What's the longest word in the dictionary?

65- How many seconds are there in one year?
66- What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
67- Why did the pony have a sore throat?

68- What did the undertaker die of?

69- Why can't a nose be twelve inches?

70- How do porcupines kiss each other?

71- What has four wheels and flies?

72- What has teeth but can't bite?

73- Why did the chicken cross the road?

74- Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?

75- Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

76- Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?

77- What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?

78- Which 'BUS' could cross the ocean?

79- What a bee says when it gets in the hive?

80- How do you catch a squirrel?

81- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
82- Where do cows go for entertainment?

83- What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?

84- What do you call 'a fly' without wings?
85- What goes "ZUB, ZUB"?

86- What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
87- What flowers have two lips?
88- They travel all over the world but end up in the corner, what are they?

89- Why didn't the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off the cliff?
90- What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?
91- Why do cows have bells?
92- Why were the little drops of ink crying?

93- How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?
94- What's a teacher's favorite nation?
95- What's the most colorful state of U.S.A.?
96- In what state does it cost the most to live in?

97- What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?
98- What do you call a dog with no legs?

99- How do you top a car?

100- Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?

101- Why do birds fly south for the winter?

102- What is the tallest building in our town?
103- What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

104- The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
106- What is orange and sounds like parrot?

107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

108- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".

110- How should you dress on a cold day?

111- Why do witches fly about on broomsticks?

112- Who tells chicken jokes?

113- What's white when it's dirty, and black when it's clean?

114- What's the capital of "England"?

115- What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)?

116- What's "bacteria"?

117- What's the biggest part in a car?

118- What day do fish hate?

119- Why are roosters the neatest birds?

120- Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work?

121- What illness do you get in China?

122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.?

123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you?

124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ?

125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next?

126- What's the easiest way to double your money?

127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence?

128- When does it rain money?

129- What gets dirty by washing?

130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ?

131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs?

132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects!

133- What is round and red and goes up and down?

134- What is a sick crocodile called?

135- What can make a cow fly?

136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?'

137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers?

138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?!

139- What kind of running means walking?

140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer?

141- Who wrote Great Eggspectations?

142- What is it that occurs once in a second, once in a month, once in a century, yet not at all in an hour, or a eek or a year?

143- Five automobiles were lined up bumper to bumper. How many bumpers were actually touching each other?

144- How many parts of the human body can you name that have only three letters?

145- How far do you have to count before using the letter A in spelling a number?

146- Name as many articles as you can think of that start with the letter S that are worn on the feet.

147- What continent do you see when you look in the mirror in the morning?

148- What is found in the very center of both America and Australia?

149- What relatives are dependent on you?

150- Why is the letter T like an island?

151- What part of London is in France?

152- Nine crows sat on a limb of a tree. Farmer Jones shot three of them. How many crows remained?

153- Which is the loudest vowel?

154- What is it that no man ever yet did see, which never was, but always will be?

155- How many birthdays does the average person have?

156- What is a beautiful cat?

157- What is an unusual seat?

158- What is a comical rabbit?

159- What is an angry boy?

160- What is an irritated employer?

161- What is a bashful insect?

162- What is a large hog?

163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl?

164- What is a joyful father?

165- What is a noisy group of people?

166- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

167- What can you cut with a knife and never see a mark?

168- What asks no questions but receives a lot of answers

169- What grows bigger the more you take from it?

170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What was it?

171- What goes up but never comes down?

172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it water, it will die. What is it?

173- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

174- Something that shines in the sky at night changes to rodents that gnaw and bite.

175- A fruit that's green and often sour ecomes a distance you walk in an hour.

176- Something that frogs do very well an be the sound of a ringing bell.

177- An animal that eats a paper or can ecomes the cloak of a Roman man.

178- What helps you keep your teeth together?

179- How do you make a lemon drop?

180- What is all over the house?

181- What is a UFB?

182- Why did the teenager put his clock in the oven?

183- When can a man be six feet tall and be short at the same time?

184- What happens to a refrigerator when you pull its plug?

185- Why did the teenager put sugar under her pillow?

186- What is the first thing that a gardener puts in the garden?

187- What is the perfect cure for dandruff?

188- What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?

189- What's the best thing to take when you're run over by a car?

190- How many months have twenty-eight days?

191- Name five things that contain milk.

192- By inserting the same letter 16 times in appropriate places, this jumble of letters will be transformed into a sentence of some sense: VRY VNING RNST ARND IGHTN CNTS XCDINGLY ASILY.

193- A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, and a piano. How did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he get out? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a table. How did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty room. How did he escape?

194- A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?

195- How can you throw a tennis ball with all your strength and, without it hitting a wall or other obstruction, have it stop and come right back to you?

196- How close a relative would the sister-in-law of your father's only brother be?

197- It takes 4 1/2 hours for a jet plane to fly between the east and west coasts of the United States. One plane leaves Los Angeles for New York at 4:40 o'clock, while another plane leaves New York for Los Angeles at 6 o'clock. Which plane will be closer to New York when they pass each other?

198- A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is twelve feet long, and the rungs on the ladder are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are under water?

199- There are ten black stockings and ten white stockings in a drawer. If you reach into the drawer in the dark, what is the least number of stockings you must take out before you are sure you have a pair that matches?

200- How many bricks does it take to finish a house?

201- What has a fork and mouth, but cannot eat?

202- What can be measured, but has no length, width, or thickness?

203- What comes down, but never goes up?

204- What goes up and down but doesn't move?

205- Why did the boy put his radio in the refrigerator?

206- What has four wheels and flies?

207- How many feet are there in a yard?

208- What can you serve, but never eat?

209- If six children and two dogs were under just one umbrella, how come none of them got wet?

209- It wasn't raining. What's the best way to win a race?

210- What has no beginning and no end?

211- Why do lions eat raw meat?

212- Which football player wears the biggest helmet?

213- Why does a firefighter wear red suspenders?

214- Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink?

215- What kind of bushes do rabbits in California sit under when it rains?

216- If a rooster laid an egg on top of a pointed-roof henhouse, which side would the egg roll off?

217- There was a big alligator walking down the street with a little alligator. The little alligator was the big alligator's son, but the big alligator wasn't the little alligator's father. Who was the big alligator?

218- If an electric train travels ninety miles an hour in a westerly direction, and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction will the smoke blow?

219- Two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each fisherman caught a fish, yet only three fish were caught. How is this possible?

220- At this moment, everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?

221- If you dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much?

222- How much dirt is there in a hole exactly one foot deep and one foot wide?

223- Two teachers teach at the same school. One is the father of the other's son. What relation are they to each other?

225- What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?

226- Can a man living in New York be buried in California?

227- A cowboy had twelve cows. All but nine died. How many cows did he have left?

228- Two men were playing checkers. They played five games. Each man won the same number of games. How is this possible?

229- How many books can you put into an empty school bag?

230- A donkey was tied to a rope six feet long. A bale of hay was eighteen feet away, and the donkey wanted to eat the hay. How could he do it?

231- If there were six crows sitting on a bench and a hunter shot one of them, how many would be left?

232- If you count twenty horses on your right going into town, and twenty horses on your left coming home, how many horses have you counted in all?

233- If it takes three minutes to boil an egg, how long will it take to boil three eggs?

234- Seven is an odd number. How do you make seven even?

235- A man who worked in a butcher shop was six feet tall and wore size eleven shoes. What did he weigh?

236- What is the best exercise for losing weight?

237- What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and not once in a hundred years?

237- The letter in.

238- Which is better: "The house burned down" or "The house burned up"?

239- What can be right, but never wrong?

240- What is it that a man can use for shaving, polishing his shoes, and sleeping in?

241- In the middle of the night, while Mr. Jones was asleep in his hotel room, the telephone beside his bed rang. Mr. Jones woke up, picked up the phone, and said "Hello." Then he put the phone down and went back to sleep. Can you guess who had telephoned him?

242- A man ran down the street, walked into a bar, and asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave him the water and pointed a gun at him. The man said "Thank you" and walked out of the bar. Why did he do that?

243- A man phoned his daughter to ask her to buy a few things he needed for a trip. He told her she would find enough dollar bills for the purchases in an envelope on his desk. She found the envelope with "98" written on it. In a shop she bought $90 worth of things, but when it was time to pay, she ' didn't have $8 left over, as she thought she would. In fact, she didn't have enough money to pay for all the purchases. By how much was she short, and why?

244- A farmer must transport his dog, a duck, and a bag of corn across a river. The boat he has to use is very small'so small that he can take only one of the three in the boat with him at a time. If he leaves the dog alone with the duck, the dog will kill and eat the duck. If he leaves the duck alone with the corn, the duck will eat up the corn.

What is the least number of trips the farmer must make to transport all three across the river safely?

245- One day a cat fell down a well. The well was eighteen feet deep. When the cat tried to climb out, it found that the sides of the well were very damp and slippery. However, with patient determination it finally managed to climb out.

It took the cat one minute of climbing to gain three feet. However, after climbing for a minute, the cat had to rest for a minute before it could go on. During each minute of rest, the cat slid back two feet.

How long did it take for the cat to get out of the well?

246- A traveler had the misfortune of being caught by an enemy tribe and condemned to death. The only question that remained was how he was to be done away with.

According to tribal custom, the chief of the tribe was to make this decision on the following basis: The victim was told to make an affirmative statement. If the chief considered the statement true, the victim would be shot with a poisoned arrow. If the statement was judged to be false, the victim would be tied to a stake and die by fire. In any case, his death was apparently inescapable'or so it seemed to everyone except the traveler.

He made a short statement which so perplexed the chief that it was found impossible to carry out the execution.

What were the words that the clever traveler must have uttered?

247- Tom came to a bridge marked "Total weight 100 kilos." Now, Tom weighed 95 kilos, but he had three pineapples, each weighing 2 kilos. He couldn't throw them across the river, because the pineapples would be smashed to pieces. How did Tom cross the bridge?

248- Two girls appeared at the registrar's office of a college. The receptionist handed each of them a questionnaire to fill out. Each girl wrote the following facts on the questionnaire.

Each had the last name Smith. Each was born on February 29, 1960. Each was born at 376 East 53rd Street, New York City. Each had a father named John Smith and a mother named Gertrude Smith.

When the girls had completed the questionnaires they handed them to the registrar. The registrar read them and asked, "Are you two girls' sisters?"

They replied, "Yes, we are." Looking up from his papers, the registrar saw the two girls and noticed that they looked exactly alike. He said, "You're twins, aren't you?"

They both promptly answered, "No."

Assuming that all the answers they gave were true, and that they had the same mother and father, how do you account for the fact that they were not twins?

249- Albert Amblefoot walked outside in a heavy rainstorm for half an hour without getting a single hair of his head wet. He didn't wear a hat, carry an umbrella, or hold anything over his head. His clothes got soaking wet. How could this happen?

250- As you are traveling in the kingdom of Jerafa, you come upon a boy and a girl who are dressed exactly alike.

"I'm a boy," says the one with red hair.

"I'm a girl," says the one with black hair.

If at least one of them is not telling the truth, which is which?

251- A man lived at the southern tip of a small forest which was exactly circular in shape. His house was at the very edge of the forest. One fine day in the spring he decided to take a walk around the forest. He set out from his house, heading in a westerly direction, that is going in a clockwise direction, all around the forest and returning to his house, He found that it took him eighty minutes to do this, walking at a steady rate and making no stops along the way.

Another day a few months later, he again took a walk around the forest, but this time he went in a counterclockwise direction. Walking at the same rate as before and making no stops, he found that the trip took him one hour and twenty minutes. Can you explain why?

252- Ruling over the kingdom of Komosay was a very powerful king who had a beautiful daughter named Yamah. When Yamah fell in love with a poor peasant boy, the king was shocked and distressed. To show how fair he was, however, he promised to give the boy a 50-50 chance to marry his daughter by letting him choose one of two slips of paper. On one piece of paper would be written the word MARRIAGE; on the other, the word DEATH.

Because of his great love for Yamah, the boy agreed to take this risk.

As he came near to the castle on the fateful day, he happened to overhear a conversation between the king and one of his attendants:

"Your Majesty," said the attendant, "how can you do this thing, and let that unworthy boy have a chance of marrying your daughter?"

The deceitful king laughed and said, "The way I will do it, he will have no chance. I will write the word DEATH on both pieces of paper. But of course, he will not know that; he will think he has chosen the wrong piece of paper."

When the boy heard that he was stunned and didn't know what to do. But then he thought of a clever solution to the problem. When the time came to choose, he put his plan into action. The next day he and the princess were married.

What was his solution?.