Ohhh my...this show is the BEST comedy I have EVER seen in life! 😆 Here we gooo...
1) UNCHEE RAGHAV: It seems that Piano Man was on some sort of Attention Deficit Disorder drug withdrawal today...someoneee forgot their Ritalin! With the speed in which he was speaking to the cops this evening, I think I passed out with dizziness somewhere in between!!! 😕 In any case, poor Karan better hope he can help his girlfriend out...because if she ends up guilty & dead, there go their day jobs! 😉 Looks like our dear Reggie has a very "UNCHEE" reach as well. Whoever the mystery caller on the phone was today obviously took care of business for Raghavji. Maybe he has a hidden identity too...in which case, he & JassiCeha are a match made in heaven...or the Witness Protection Program...whatever! 😊 Poor guy though...during the part where JassiCeha just assumed that the person who helped her out was Father Rods, his face just fell. Get a clue Piano Man. You'll really never get your due credit...because as soon as you're done defending JassiCeha as her lawyer, have proven her innocent, & have realized that you're undoubtedly in love with her, she's getting the hell out of Nainital & PERVMAN's territory...leaving you wayyy behind. 😭 And speaking of defending her, my mother now officially thinks I am clinically insane. All of a sudden, when I saw Reggieji arrive in his judicial gear & say he was JassiCeha's defense lawyer, I started hysterically laughing like a maniac. You see, all of my shows from here have started their new seasons & now I see that Indian soaps are BEYOND illogical! I just couldn't believe that they're using this same plotline again!!! 🤢
2) JERKY JHA: What an a** lawyer. This jerk has the guts to have a picture of Gandhiji behind his desk & then blatantly do immoral, illegal, & dishonest things. I HOPE GANDHIJI JUMPS OUT OF HIS PORTRAIT & BEATS YOU WITH HIS CANE! Screw non-violence! 😡
3) BLAMING KISMAT: I love how everyone just places the blame on JassiCeha's kismat. No one thinks that MAYBEEE, just maybeee JassiCeha brought this crap on herself? At least a little bit? 😕 Man, if we could blame our kismat on every consequence that we had to suffer due to our own poor judgement, we'd all be absolutely blame-free & guiltless. WHAT A LIFE! I'm taking a clue from JassiCeha...I blame my kismat for everything too!
4) The one good part in today's episode...JassiCeha realized that, hey, everytime she changes her name & ID, she screws herself over. She finally realized during her interrogation that her name was JASMEET WALIA. 😲 TA DAAAAA!!! Jassi has now apparently come out of her comatose, catatonic state somewhat. Congratulations, love...we applaud you...👏...until...well, let's just say that I'm placing bets on her next identity...place yours NOW! 😆
5) I think I am also moving to Nainital. Apparently, there, no one checks your credentials & you can go from having a degree in finance to teaching theater and from a degree in music to practicing criminal law! Amazing...maybe I'll never have to officially go to medical school & I can become PERVERTlal's surgeon in Nainital. COME ON OVER BUDDY...LET ME OPERATE ON YOU...STARTING WITH YOUR SPEECH IMPEDIMENT! 😈
6) I love that PERVMAN was in absolute awe when Aryan was speaking of their plans for JassiCeha. THANK YOU ARYAN! The ONE good thing you have done in life is figure out a way to make that dirty man SPEECHLESS! Hip hip hooray! 😆 Speaking of PERVERTlal, he seems to be the only one with a brain!!! I mean, really, where were YOU during the Jessica Bedi case??? Apparently, you're intelligent enough to realize that someone can prove or disprove an identity with simple fingerprint & handwriting analyses. 👍🏼
7) As for the Jessica Bedi case, I am sure that courts keep files on old cases...DUH. JUST GO BACK, GET THOSE FILES, & PROVE THAT ALL JASSI IS, IS A PATHOLOGICAL RUNAWAY! She's not capable of murder, she's not Neha Shastri, she's just an overwhelmed coward. I mean, she deserves a lot for that, but not the death penalty! 🤢 And you know, it was funny because right as I was pressing play on my tape, today's Astitva was on @ midnight. Right there on my screen in full color was the judge from the Jessica Bedi case. MAN! You're on the wrong show! Go back, prove Neha is Jessica is Jassi & THEN go back to accepting bribes from Kiran!
8) Oh man, Father Rods. You HAD to get sick, didn't you? It's SO convenient for Perv & Aryan that you can't even get out of bed...but @ least you didn't die as I was expecting you to. Thanks for that! 👍🏼 And at least YOU, unlike some OTHER folks we know, owned up to the fact that you're the one who made Jassi become Neha Shastri. Because guys, after all, she did keep telling Father R. that she was uncomfortable continuously lying about her identity to the children. You have to give her that much! But NOWWW, what're you going to do for your "child", Squirrel Hair!? Make this ridiculous court case disappear within the next 2 days & maybe then we'll forgive the fact that you were going to hire a murderer to teach orphaned children! 😕
9) Why did JassiCeha stand there for 2387298123 hours when she was arrested? She just stood there staring at everyone around her as if all of a sudden, they would be able to see the real her...aka Jassi. Ummm...dude, they've never met Jassi...(& actually, we'd really like to know where she went as well)...so you could stand there all you want but ultimately, you've got to go with the corrupt cops. Although you do have Juhi there to avenge you. Apparently she thinks that she's not going to let you out of the school because you didn't do anything...& ALSO apparently, some teacher isn't doing their job because Juhi dear, life doesn't work that way. Stay in school a bit longer before you hit the real world! 😳
10) As for the new opening credits as per Tabs' post earlier, yup, looks like Rekha...excuse me, Rekhaa Modi is now head operator of the scripts from hell. You can spell your name with as many "a's" as you want lady, but if you kill OUR favorite "AA"'s character, you'll have to do a lot more than add alphabet letters to your name to improve your luck!!! 😡
11) BOO. NO DIMPLES TODAY. 😭 I hope the poor baby hasn't been molested by Pink Chadds or eaten by his Grand Canyon-sized smile in Singapore!
12) I love that the prisoner numbers during JassiCeha's mugshot were written on a chalkboard. My 9 year-old cousin is in charge of Nainital's criminal justice system guys...the secret's out & now you know! 😕 😆
13) It seems that A.R. Rahman is the new JJKN music director. PERVMAN & Aryan have become Anil Kapoor & Aishwarya Rai as the Taal music was playing in the background of their scenes. (Maybe identity crises are contagious!) My oh my, Aishwarya, what a large moustache you have! 😆 😉 Oh well...speaking of which, I thought I had escaped the "Ahhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh" scary wedding lady music for an episode...& then they turned on me & THERE SHE WAS RIGHT @ THE END!!! 😭 (JPPPP...don't do it!) 😉
14) JassiCeha's dialogues today were annoying. She kept saying how she wanted to get out of jail because she didn't like it or whatever...ummm...really!? You're kidding!!! We thought jail was like Disney World! (No, no, no relation to Chaddi World! 😉) DUH! No one wants to be there! And then when she was speaking of her bharosa on herself & on sachai...PLEASE WOMAN...get over yourself...because look where that bharosa has gotten you!!! This is the 2nd time you're in jail in 4.5 months...this is your 4th man...this is your 3rd identity (including your real one)...this is your 4th place of residence...& this is your 3rd makeshift family! I'm tired just THINKING about it! And then you speak of how the kanoon wouldn't let a nirdosh person pay for a crime. ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Did your FIRST court case teach you NOTHING!? JassiCeha, today, you get the first "IOTE" award. Idiot Of The Episode. Congratulations...👏...your present is another evening in jail. We hope you enjoy it. 🤢
15) To get in touch with Jasmeet Walia/Jassi/Jessica Bedi/Neha Shastri, please forward all mail to the following address:
COURTHOUSES OF INDIA
c/o SONY Entertainment Television
3rd Floor, Identity Crisis Road
MumbGoaRitiusNital, INDIA 90210 😉 😛
Good night dears...Ket, make it a good one! 👍🏼
SSiiddhhii (Sorry, I just spoke to Sanjay Jumaani & he said that this is how I should spell my name from now on. 😆)
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