Yah, so, I told everyone that I wouldn't be posting a commentary today because I was still deciding on whether or not to watch the G-d forsaken sanity stealer...but of course...here you go! 😕 Excuse me if it's not as humorous...but this episode was a depressor...😭
1) YESTERDAYS: The entire episode was about yesterdays. YESTERDAY, we had flashbacks. TODAY, we had yesterdays. I am so confused that I think tomorrow is last month, today is next week, & yesterday is 2 years ago. 😕 Everything was spoken about in either the past or future tense. Don't these people care about what's happening to them THIS INSTANT? Yesterday's mistakes, yesterday's miscommunications, yesterday's "shaks". And stop saying that "Armaan Mallika ka ho chuka hai!" DO something about your ego for the sake of your love & then maybe everyone (especially us) can live happily ever after. THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS ALL TALK & NO ACTION!!! That's the ONE good thing about PERVERTlal...he is a man of ACTION. He does what he says & says what he does...unlike Dimples & JassiCeha who, in my opinion, are the King & Queen of the following quote: "I know you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I really meant."
2) DISASTER: Duh. Monica#1 put it perfectly in another post...DISASTER was the definition of today's episode. Everything that could go wrong, did. Dimples said, "I HATE YOU." to JassiCeha's face, JassiCeha burned her wedding outfit (Dudeee, there are cold, clothesless, & homeless people out there in Nainital, I'm sure. SHARE, DONATE, WHATEVER! You're working @ a religious institution for unfortunate people...you'd think that thought might have crossed your mind @ least once!), Molly got her man & lost even MORE dignity (IF she had any left, that is.), Rhea couldn't get through to the obstinate mule known as JassiCeha, & Piano Man is hopelessly in love with JassiCeha. The only plus in tonight's episode was the absence of Khatra Khatri. 👏
3) TEARS GALORE: I couldn't help it. Maybe I'm PMSing. I don't know, but I cried like an a-hole when Dimples said all that he had left to say. I cried even more when JassiCeha took comfort in a giant tree because she felt so alone. 😭 I know, I know, you guys don't think she deserves sympathy, but I couldn't help it. 😕
4) Speaking of which, let me defend Jassi for today. She is right in one way. She knew of Armaan's past. She knew what Raj & Armaan did to her. But she still had faith in her love. She is someone who has the right to use the word "vishwas". Hers in Armaan never wavered. YES, she should have communicated with him...but she felt that if he trusted her, she shouldn't have to explain herself. I honestly have to say, I would have done the same thing in that situation. NO, I would not have left the man I love more than anything @ the mandap, & NO, I would not have run away...but I would not have explained myself. I might have used different words from Jassi's since she almost made it seem like she was ready & aiming to jump into those Pink Chadds, but still...I don't know guys...I'm in pro-Jassi mode today...but everything is a moot point now anyway. The new JJKN is just a sad, hollow, empty skeleton of the brilliance of the original show. 😭 😕
5) Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is on IF-Radio right now...& I just heard this line: "Paas re ke bhi thi doori...jaane kaisi thi majboori...waqt woh bhi ajeeb tha...jab tu mere kareeb tha." It fits A & J...even when they were together, there were obstacles. Granted they were put there by Dimples' ass-like family, but still...they were existent. And it was a strange time when they were close...something was always in the way...& it's sad that their love couldn't overcome it. Or rather, Turd & Doodie & Ghatiya Katial didn't let them. 😡
6) I love Winkie. Aka Rhea. There. I said it. Orange hair, winking right eye, giant bang, & all. Vasamv, you're right, she definitely IS the only sane person left on the show. And I must say, Winkie's acting has DEFINITELY improved. Someone posted earlier that the heads had told Pooja Ghai to act like the old Jassi...THANK G-D SHE STOPPED. NOW, she acts like she deserves to be on Indian television...okay, never mind that...MOST of the Indian television actors can't act & if they can get paid to be cardboard boxes, then Mumbai, here I come. 🤔
7) Speaking of acting, however, Mona is BY FAR the best actress on Indian television. I think she is the ONLY person on television so far who has really made me feel her pain, joy, insecurities, everything. And she's DEFINITELY the only one who's made me cry with her!!! (I don't know if I should HATE her for that though! 😛) The way she acted in the simple scene where she was teaching her drama class, her wiping away of ONE tear made me cry a million more. And at the burning of her wedding outfit? With the sad female "Tu Meri Jaan" playing in the back? Ahhhhhahhhhhhh...I could even stand the crazy wedding singer lady @ that point in time but the sad "Tu Meri Jaan" I couldn't handle. My mom was sitting behind me & alternating between saying I was a psychopathic insane asylum refugee & saying that Mona was an "EXCELLENT ACTRESS". 😆 And finally, the bawling by the tree. Forget it. I was a basketcase. And you know, watching her cry on the tree feeling all alone took me back to all those times that she cried in her tiny Gulmohur cabin...she looked like our old dear Jasmeet Walia. Mona, today's Emmy, AGAIN, goes to you! 👏
8) Mindless Ass Seth however, is a loser. You have NO dignity, lady! You wake up smiling after WHATEVER. Did you not realize that your husband thought he was ahemming with Jassi the whole time!? And that he woke up murmuring Jassi's name??? Dudeee, I'd rather him not "be" with me @ all, then be thinking of someone else the whole time!!! How humiliating! But then again, Molly, you don't know the meaning of humiliation...@ least not when it comes to yourself. You look like a fool over & over again and get treated like crap over & over again hoping for something that'll never happen. Your husband's never going to love you. Na ni na ni booo boooooo!!! 😈 Even in Nainital, Jassi's still got a hold of him...maybe not physically...but I'd rather have someone's heart than body anyday.
9) Speaking of "ahem-ahem", I know everyone was quite upset by that scene today. BUT. MAYBE. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. Hehe, okay, I know I'm being the I.O. today...Idiotic Optimist, that is...but let's look @ it this way so we feel better & hope against hope that this show does not go the Astitva way. Let's see. Fine, they were in the same bed. And Molly's sindoor was like, down by her cheek, buttt...maybe Armaan just passed out & Mallika slept on her sindoor wrong? Maybe she was just smiling a satisified smile because Armaan hugged her the night before? No? Yeah...I didn't quite completely convince myself of that either...oh well, I tried. 😔
10) In any case, ahem-ahem or not, I am SO mad @ Dimples! Fine, you were hurt, sad, depressed, angry, upset...but COMEEE ONNN! Even in a saddened state of lust, did it have to be Mallika!? Go to a strip club!!! I would have much rather forgiven that than sleeping with Mallika. Now, you're just a horny, confused, imbecile rather than the cute Devdas we so love. Go back to Captain Morgan's buddy...it's MUCH healthier for you than Captain Mallika. 🤢
11) I must say, however annoying the new Ms. Modi is in her unfathomable, illogical twists & turns, the dialogues are awesome. The Ram-Sita dialogue was beautifully written as well as beautifully acted & the "thamne waala haath hi jo unglia utathi hai..." one was amazing. 👍🏼 TOO BAD SUCH BEAUTIFUL WRITING IS BEING USED FOR SUCH A PATHETIC STORY. 👎🏼
12) One thing about Winkie though. Is she a ghost or a bloodhound? She somehow manages to appear in front of JassiCeha's face in perfect time for a dialogue. I wonder if JassiCeha has an odor that Winkie has picked up on. I mean...she does wear the same outfit for days...must definitely make her easier to pick...er, I mean smell out in a crowd! That Winkie...we'll add this talent to her resume considering Miss Molly Mac has fired her. Don't worry Winkie...we got your back on the unemployment line! ⭐️
13) One thing though...Winkie said to JassiCeha that even though her "zubaan" says that she doesn't love Dimples, her heart doesn't agree. Excuse me? Did anyone else hear JassiCeha admit to such a thing? Her zubaan never said anything woman!!! Don't put words in JassiCeha's mouth...unless they're the following: "No Armaan, I did not ahem with CJ. You misunderstood. I love you. No one else. Divorce Mallika. Marry me. Let's have an Ashish or two or million." Yeah, right. Wishful thinking. 😒
14) YAY FOR BILLUUU!!!!!!!!!! A sighting is better than nothing. Poor dude though...he gets so many blank calls even back in the GM days, that he must think he has a stalker or secret admirer or something. Hey Papajiii, it's meee!!! I'm calling to beg your return back onto the show!
15) And poooor pooooor Piano Man. Our Reggie Sir uses comedy to try & flirt with JassiCeha only resulting in nothing. He's already hopeless in the love department...& JassiCeha's already a masochist in the love department...what a pair! But seriously, if these two get together, even for a moment, even for a dream sequence, even for a Turd & Doodie slip of memory scene, I PROMISE I AM DONE WITH THIS SHOW!!! (I think...😕)
16) Poor Raghav is a wannabe Divya Dutta. The scream by the tree is no "Chak de phatte!", buddy! And mannn, if we all had miracle talking trees who told us things, we would have been @ the India Forums Sanitarium (Parts I & II) a longgg time before JJKN! Either that, or we would have been realllly happy in an arboratum or botanical garden. Enough phantom trees for everyone. 😆 It did, however, make a woman who swore not to cry, start bawling. Good job Reggie...what a way to a woman's heart...make her sob! He was sweet though, that he left her alone there with her feelings. Piano Man, you get 1/2 a point for today...& that's b/c I'm in a generous mood. 😳
17) As for the preview, it looks like Molly may end up joining forces with our beloved PERVERTlal & plan some pukey unchee cheezes for JassiCeha. Both want to see her fall...both have the means to make it happen...both have both motive & ammunition. Watch yourself JassiCeha...your life's about to get a lotttt worse. 🤢
18) If there are three things I can live without on this show (yes, just 3 for now), they are PERVMAN'S "unchee cheez", the "Ahhhhhhhahhhhhhh" wedding singer lady (STOP IT, JP!!! You gave me nightmares last night! 😭 😆), & Mallika's ingratiating, annoying, irritating as hell "ARMAAAAAN". AHHHHHH...if I had to hear that all the time, I would have slapped the crap out of her before I even thought of touching Jassi! 🤢
That's all for tonight dears...Ket, you better make me smile tomorrow!
Oh, & by the way, if anyone needs to get in touch with me, I'm in IF Sanitarium Part I, room number 1026. Come visit! I'm sure I'm right down the hall from you guys! 😉
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