HI GALS,
WELL,IAM SAYING GALS BCOZ THIS COLUMNN OF MINE IS RELATED SOLELY 2 THEM !!! ( SORRY BOYZ,DONT WORRY,WE'LL HAVE A COLUMN FOR U TOO,BUT JUST SPARE THIS ONE )
AS WE ALL KNOW THAT FROM THE PAST 2-WEEKS-EPISODES OF JJKN,IT HAS BECOME TOTALLY CLEAR 2 US THAT NONE OF THE LADIES ON THE SHOW ( NOT EVEN JASSI) DESERVES ARMAAN,& ITS CERTAINLY BECOME CLEAR FROM THE IMMENSE FAN-RESPONSE !
SO,I'VE DECIDED TO GET ARMAAN A BETTER SUITOR ( OR SHOULD I SAY SUITORS.....)
HENCE,THIS COLUMN OF MINE IS THERE FOR THE MARRIAGE OF ARMAAN SURI WITH OUR I-F GALS !!!! ( I KNOW MY IF BUDDIES DESERVE A MORE THAN J DOES !)
SO ALL U HAVE TO DO,IS GIVE ME UR NAMES FOR UR MARRIAGE WITH ARMAAN ( DONT ACCUSE HIM FOR POLYGAMY NOW !) AND IAM GONNA HOST A GRAND WEB-WEDDING CELEBRATION OF ARMAAN WITH ALL THOSE WANNA-BE-MRS.ARMAAN SURIS !
ITS REALLY GOING TO BE FUN ! JUST GIMME UR NOMINATIONS & I PROMISE TO GET EACH ONE OF U MARRIED TO HIM !
ITS ALL FICTION OF COURSE ! BUT AT TIMES, U KNOW , FICTION IS BETTER THAN FACTS !
REMEMBER,ITS ONLY OPEN FOR ABOUT 24 HOURS OR SO ! AFTER THAT,I AM GOING 2 DESIGN A WEDDING -INVITATION,& THEN OF COURSE,WE'LL HAVE SOME MORE FUN WITH THE RECEPTION & HONEYMOON PACKAGES !
U CAN ALSO GIVE A REASON AS TO WHY U DESERVE A BETTER THAN J.
BUT DONT WORRY,I BELIEVE IN JUSTICE,SO EACH & EVERY PERSON WHO REPLIES HERE WILL GET MARRIED TO ARMU ! ( UNLESS OF COURSE U DECIDE 2 RUN AWAY AT THE LAST MOMENT LIKE JASSI,WHICH I KNOW NO ONE IS GOING 2 DO HERE. )
ITS GOING TO BE A WHOLE LOT OF FUN,IAM JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE A-M MARRIAGE HANGOVER THAT'S SET IN ON I-F.
EVEN IF IT SOUNDS CRAZY ! ATLEAST IT'LL BE BETTER THAN THE ARMAAN MARRYING MALLIKA !
SO MY PUNCH LINE IS -
IF U THINK U DESERVE ARMAAN................
..........................THEN WHY NOT GET HIM !!!!!
START GIVING ME UR NAMES NOW !