recap- armaan gets the choodi that jassi had lost, jassi reminds armaan of there "mariadha" and they both head back home. (remember, this is all taking place at amritsar!)
"bebe!" armaan yells in a hurried voice.
bebe- kya hua puttar, tu itna chilla kyun raha hai?
armaan frowns.
armaan- jassi abhi thak uti kyun nahin?!...use pata nahin hai ke aaj hamara shaadi ka din hai?!
bebe starts laughing at how irritated armaan sounds.
bebe- arre, tujhe itni hi jaldi hai to tu khud kyun nahin use jake utaletha?
Armaan's face lights up at the idea of waking up his sweet jassi from slumber.
Jassi soundly sleeps, with her head turned to face the door. The sun's rays gently kiss her face, and she looks just like an angel. Armaan enters and stops at the door. Jassi looks so peaceful asleep. He chuckles and goes over to jassi's bed. He puts his arm over jassi, so that he can lean over her face. He gently moves away some stray strands of hair so he can see jassi's face clearly. Armaan heads closer and closer to jassi's face, as he gets a naughty idea.
He blows on jassi's neck, tickling her. Jassi groans and tries to itch her neck. She goes back to sleep. Armaan again blows on her neck, this time jassi slaps armaan with her hand in her sleep. Armaan is taken aback. He thinks to himself "acha, to ye baat hai, tumhe tho ek sabak sikhana padega jassi"
He goes up to jassi's ear and softly says "jassi". Jassi doesnt respond. He decides to try a little louder, "jassi!". Jassi moans and digs her face deeper into the pillow. Finally armaan screams "jassi!!!!" in her ear. Jassi gets up with a jolt, her head hitting armaan's nose really hard. Armaan grabs his nose in pain and jumps off of the bed onto the floor.
Jassi - kaun hai?!!
Armaan realises that jassi hasnt seen him yet, he rushes to hide under the bed. Jassi gets up and off of the bed, she reaches for her head, which is now throbbing in pain. "uff...tum bhi na jassi" she thinks to herself.
She heads over to the mirror, and smiles. She makes a microphone with her hand and lookes at the mirror.
Jassi (in a deep manly voice)- yes miss. Jassi, aaj aap mrs. suri bane jarahi hai, aap ko kaisa lag raha hai?
She responds in a girly voice - aaj to mein bohatkuch hu, jo mein aaj armaan ki hamesha hone jarahi hu!!
She starts giggling.
Jassi- Mrs. Jasmeet Suri, oh, nahin, ye to kitna bura lagta hai, hmm...
Armaan (who is under the bed cannot control his laughter. While jassi is still thinking of names. She remembers the gulmohur days when Armaan could never say her name right. Jassi starts laughing.
Jassi- Mrs. Jaspal Suri, hehe, Mrs. Jasminder Suri, nahin, Mrs. Jalpreet Suri... nahin...wo bhi nahin.
Armaan comes out from hiding underneath the bed and grabs jassi as he rests his head on her shoulder.
Armaan- nahin, Mrs. Jassi Suri.
Jassi is bewildered, she elbows armaan in the ribs as he winces in pain.
Jassi- aacha to ye tumara idea tha mujhe aise utane ka?!!
Armaan (who is still in pain)- wo mein kya karta jassi, aisa mouka tho zindagi mein bar bar nahin ata!
Jassi turns around to face the mirror when Armaan again grabs her.
Jassi- ye tum kya kar rahe ho armaan, koi dhek lega!
Armaan- kese dhekenge, hum to band kamre mein hain!
Jassi- offo..chodi bhi...mujhe nahana hai!
Armaan- to kya, mein tumare saath nahane nahin asakta kya?
Jassi- ARMAAN!!...
Armaan- ok, baba ok. Magar chodne keliye tumhe mujhe kiss karna hoga.
jassi- nahin!
Armaan- teek hai, to mein tumhe nahin choodunga!
jassi relaxes and stops fighting armaan.
jassi- teek hai armaan, maat chodo, agar mein naha nahin sakti, aur tayar nahin hosakti to fir shaadi bhi nahin hosakti.
Armaan starts thinking when jassi takes advantage of this and releases herself of his grip. Armaan starts chasing jassi..jassi starts screaming. He jumps on jassi and they both fall on the bed. The door suddenly opens and Mallika and Angel are standing there!!!
mallika looks disgusted and so is angel.
mallika- angel, shaadi ke pehale dulha aur dulhan ko ek dusre ko dhekna buri baat hoti hai na? uska matlab ye hota hai ke shaadi ke baad unki zindagi narg banjati hai?
angel- haan, magar kya kare, sub dhulha dulhan thodi ye baat manlenge
mallika turns around and leaves and angel follows her.
mallika to angel- is shaadi ko hone mein abhi bhi 4 ghante hain, itne time mein kuch bhi hosakta hai!
she smiles evily at angel, and both start laughing.