How Jassi Escapes

HOW JASSI ESCAPES

Armaan and Jessica are sitting in the boardroom where Armaan is passionately urging Jessica to let him hold her hand.

"Please Jessica…..yakeen maano, mey tumko sirf isliye choona chahta hoon kyounke tumney Jassi ko chua hai"

"Bas….." Jassi hugs Armaan, "Ab kuch aur na Boleyn, warna aapki naak lambee ho jaeygee"

"Naak to tumhari lumbee hogi…..JESSICA" an enraged Mallika makes her entry complete with the sound effects.

"Mallika????Kya….."Armaan is shaken

"Armaan tum jantae naheen yeh kaun hai….Yeh Jassi ki khooni hai" Mallika delivers her blow as Maddy, Aryan and Raj walk in with the police. Jessica is stunned, Armaan crushed, Maddy ready to swoon.

"Magar Jessica yeh kyoun karey gi" Raj is bewildered.

"Taake yeh us chashmish chuhiya ke chashmey aur bhenji outfits inherit kar sake" Mallika replies sarcastically. "IDIOT!!! Obviously Kohinoor ke liye….aur is baat ka mere paas sabot bhi hai…..officer, arrest her".

Before Jassi regains the use of her vocal cords, she is rushed out of the boardroom by the police…

"Jassi, Jassi, Jassi" Armaan is inconsolable….. "tum marnae se pehle ek baar mujh se mile to leti"

Raj tries to console him "deykho, shaid Jassi aaye ho magar tum apne baal style kar rahe ho…."
"Kya…..Raj, abhi kisi achaey se barbar ko bulao…mey abhi gunjaa hojaaoonga…. Jassi, Jassi, Jassi"

All Gulmohar's ladies and all of Gulmohar's men could not make Armu make see sense. Finally a hajaam is summoned to the boardroom….

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Meanwhile on the other side of town, the police car carrying Jassi, comes to a screeching halt. Jassi is busy offering the police assurances of Jassi being alive….The door opens and Jassi is pulled out "….magar meyney aapko kaha na keh meyne Jassi ka khoon naheen k……….PURAB!!!!tum yehaan….yeh sab????"

Purab removes his police getup, "Haan mey, aur ho bhi kaun sakta hai jot um ko hot sots se nikaalta phire…..show mey aur kisi ke paas itna faaltu time naheen hai….well Jassi, let this be a lesson for u… do take into account the consequences of what u say."

"I will Purab….I will" Jassi vowes.
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Back in Gulmohar everyone is awaiting the arrival of the hajjam….they are eager to see Armaan Suri without his 'gaz gaz lambe baal'….

"Waise aadhi aank band kar key deykheyn to Jessica bhi kisi serial killer se kam naheen dikhte" Maddy puts in his two cents worth.

"Jassi, Jassi, Jassi"

"saab, baal kis style mey kaatoon" the barbar asks Armu…..

"Jassi, Jassi, Jassi"

The barbar is confused "Ab yeh 'jassi' kya hai?"

"Big bangs with a tail at the end" volunteers someone.

Suddenly Raj remembers something, "Waise kuch din pehle mujhey laga thaa keh Jassi ki aatma mujhsey milney aaye ho"

"Yaani Jassi ney ab bhi mujhey maaf naheen kiya….jabhi to uski aatma bhi mujhey milney naheen aayee…..bas ab mey aur jeena naheen chahta….. Jassi, Jassi, Jassi"

"baal kat gaye saab" the barbar announces

Armu turns to see his new hairdo "Jassi, Jassi, Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" and promptly faints. The camers pans over the shocked expressions of Mallika, Maddy, Aryan, Raj and then freezes on Armaan's face.

OMG Ides!!!!!😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

That was HILARIOUS!!! The picture at the end especially surprised me!!!!😆😆

Oh my god!!! What happened to my Armaan!!!!! Oh no!!!No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!! Mere Armaan ko kya kardiya!!! But that was funny!!😆

what is this????

ooooommmmmggggg!

i am laughing so hard that my hubby came here from the other room to see what happened.

😆!!!!

he gave a killer look to me like mallika gives to armaan!!!😡😡😡 Ides! you have made my day yaar! i was upset for some reason and after reading your post i am feeling very fresh and now i can go to my college with very good mood and take classes happily!😃!!!!!

ides gets the new title from me: IF-FRESHNER!!!!

thanks yaar!😃

Ides.............😆

My hubby is phoning mental hospital. He thinks I am a hopeless case after seeing me sitting there all alone and laughing out loud. OMG, what r you?

Birbal of IF👏

That is TD plan.To send us to mental asylum and ides added fuel to fire.Ides posting can find a place in the replaced script.Note down Rumi and Blue---

Originally posted by: Rumi

i am laughing so hard that my hubby came here from the other room to see what happened.

😆!!!!

he gave a killer look to me like mallika gives to armaan!!!😡😡😡

awwwwwwwwwwwsome co-star. It is really good. Especially the picture...omg...I can't tell you how cute that one is....

😆

Rumi...you are absolutely right...Ides is IF Freshner...infact Jaan...