SandA on JKK....uproarious!!full update

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........i felt sad for SS today....she is married to such a baddd looker😕...AA gised like never before🤢🤢(piggie, it goes without saying that you have to click snaps)....in a nutshell, hiten lost out on panja(what's that) with ss( SS won).....SS shrieked but she was better than apu whose body language was PATHETIC!!...and OMG, i didnt get enangered by SS today😕....i felt so sorry and sad for her😭....poor thing!!!...she's so immature and calls a mediocre looker the best looking man in india😕and OMG, the breakfast that ss prepares is "guess what"......cornflakes😆...LMAOOOOOOOOO....it takes 1 minute to prepare cornflakes...and its astounding..ss nowadays prepares cornflakes at night and keeps it in the ice box(ok, firt of all, the much hyped breakfast is cornflakes😆....and apu eats stale cornflakes...please, crisp cornflakes is yummy..the ones which soak in the milk get all softened and tastes YUCKKKKKKKKKKK🤢🤢)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo….All I can say is, SabndA are pathetic….RK iintroduces the three jodis as they walk in, the other two a ka ronit neelam, hiten gauri came in waving….BUT behold SandA!!!!😃😃..Apu breaks in , first waves, and then this really side splitting gesture😆😆😆…like how the body builders flaunt their muscles….LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….it was uproarious!!!!!!!

So here we go…..this was the first JKK episode I watched and it was HILARIOUSSSSS and enjoyable(provided you are ready for the decibel levels skyrocketting and for the cacophony...at times it looked as though a pandemonium was let loose😕)

The first round was "pyaar ke inteqaaam" where each couple were asked 2 questions….R-N were asked sweet questions like who first was more into the spouse and it was neelam(understandable)……I don't remember the second question😕

Now coming to SandA….the first Q was what has AA petnamed SS/….it was rasmalai….2.5 years age, when RK used to keep rozas, SS used to bring her paneer…Rk jocularly teases SS saying that SS had never before brought her food but only that particular year had she …..and RK jocosely reveals that she only ate the paneer..the rasmalai went elsewhere….SS was constantly yelling"OH SHUT UP MAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN".......and Aa in hsi typical chuhiya voice(sorry Armaan fans) says" ek teer mein do nishan)........and RK only got the paneer😛....the rasmalai went to FH( a ka Mr.Most Goodlooking)

now the second question……..the trait in apu that SS dies to change….yup, discipline and punctuality….Now here goes the story(a clich but yet lol......i guffawed the cornflakes part)…….apu is a punctuality freak…even if SS delayes the cornflakes preparation by 3 seconds, apu slams the door and walks away…and by the time Ss gos running behind him, he would have allready left…and the breakfast that SS takes ages to prepare is cornflakes…….and apu added"now she prepares cornflakes and cold stores the cornflakes at night" ………HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA…apuji, no wonder your all skin and bones…OK, I love cornflakes and binge on cornflakes as I'M DIETING……I am on weight watchers but you arent,…dude, eat fattening food….

DON'T MISS APU AND SS' GESTICULATIONS🤢

Sdenote..SS repeated clothes😛..she was wearing this outfit(i liked it earlier but aftyer seeing it closely today, i hateee it..and Ss wears like almost 3 inches of heels to match to apu's height...she might be 5-5 MAXXXXX..sanda look somewhat nice in this pic but looked ewwwwwww today...ss looks better in this pic but in JKK, she looked fine, but better than her better half

OK, now hiten and gauri(I simply love them😳..and hiten who is usually ewwwww, looked better than apoorva today😕…yeah true)…..when did they fight last…the previous day😆….and what's the most annoying aspect about hiten…untidiness……

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Round two…. Guess the song…..before that, a page out of sanda's love life🤢….another anecdote is as follows…apparently, at shadi time, SS' relatives reached Doon first…Aa came by train(Ok, blyton, do clear this..is there an airport at doon😉)…yeah, so AA went by train(I hope he didn't travel by third class…sorryyyyyyyyyyyy) and he had to hit the loo a multitude of times(ewwwwww, who discloses all this on tv) and when he set foot at dehradoon, the baraat(what's that) welcommed him with " gudgud ki goli"(what's that now..sorry, I'm not too good at hindi)…the agnihotris were put up at some guesthouse but AA couldn't eat the hotel ka khana , he rannnnnnnnnn to SS's house and beseeched her mom for dal, chaawal…and (LMAOOOOOOOOOOO), HER MOM told ss" beta, tumhaare pati ko dal chawal chahiye"….so SS cooked and fed him with her hands(and she enacted the feeding…give it a break woman!!!)…...…a brouhaha ensued😕😕…..ok nowwwwwwwww Firstly, toilets in the indian trains are GROTESQUE(even if you are travelling by first class)....and even if you hit the loo a multitude of times, WHO o WHO discloses all that on TV😕..oh, SS does😆…….

ps.... do all indians use words like MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, womannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, EEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYYYYYYYYYY😆😆😆 sounds like the hindi alphabets but SS speaks like that😕c…as I don't 😕…just a query lol……

So yeah, ronit guessed the song, and they danced….sandA's turn..RK quizzes.."who is the better actor"…AA poinst at SS..SS says that he's the better actor..not even a modicum of doubt there..but he's the better singer and sings for about 15 hours a day(for whom??😉)…Rk substantiates …..so Ss goes…tried to enact the song out but couldn't(and I forgot which song it was..pardon me)….and then they dance..i must say, sanda danced well but it looked as thought they were showing off that they are good dancers…and perhaps that's why they scored the least……😆

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…hiten couldn't guess such an obvious song…kaali naagin jaisi baal(something like that)…gauri shows him a snake, her black hair, eyes etc but he couldn't guess….and finally, it was SS who sang the song……..

Hmmmmmm, then what….yeah, a game round…the wife was suppoed to pass lemons to the husband without using the hand and the husband was suppoed to collect it and drop it in a container….and LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..apu's face was sooooio funny….piggie, please get a snap of those cheekbones….sorry, but apu looked bad to say the least🤢

The last round was arguably the best…hiten was made to arm wrestle with SS and neelam and he lost😲😆…ok, SS and Hiten got into a jocose verbal fight kinda thing and the atmosphere was like that of a fishmarket..the hullabullu never seemed to die out… similar to fisherwoman shrieking and fishermen yelling...…lmaoooo……and hiten lost…and apu was GISing(ok, now we kow why he's such a jkg lol)

AA's turn..he had to walk around in circles, a pot ensconsed on his head and he had to answer questions….he completed the encircling but could answer only two….first Q..which of the following is not in mumbai…india gate, and 3 other options..he got this right..next, which month has 31 days. September, june, march or april…apu said april…shame shame AA…you dotn even know that….

The third Q….which of the following is found on a cricket ground..gali, rastha, sadak something something..he couldn't answer this one…the the last one…91 divided by 7 is equal to….apu misheard it as 95 and couldn't answer it…….poor at maths huh?????😉

Ta dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…ronit and neelam won, SandA came second and this apparently is the lowest scoring episode till date😆😆😆

Watch it…and do comment after watching it..it took me long to complete this write up..i guess I have lost the knack

monique......please comment....😃

OK ss was annoying.. 😆
but AA could have worn a suit!he looks damn good in a suit and everyone was wearing a suit... 😛 !

whom did u personally like, buffie of the three couples today

no sharmi...ss was not all that annoying..i am used to her shrieking...come on, its a game show and they were supposed to enjoy themselves here...and everyone namely hiten, gauri, ronit etc were enjoying...AA looked out of place as he was holding back in the beginning(but those idiotic gestures are incomprehensible)....and LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...sanda's dance...sanda danced the best but the audience gave them the least marks(AA lifted SS at the end and swirled her around..perhaps no one liked it).... ..they danced like trained dancers(or lets say professional novice who yet have to master the art) and SS was almost suspended in the air...but hehehehee, SandA scored only 7 whereas ronit and hiten scored 8 albeit their dance was simple😳

i liied the other two..ronit's story about his daughter was tearful and hiten and gauri's vivaciousness was spendid..SandA looked like the worst mismatch, Apu's gestures(first the muscle man gesture, then the juggler apu, then the umpteen number of GISes....everything was a turn off...and especially his shirt/kurti....)..
OMG, apu is so sad lol..he didnt know that march has 31 days 😆 ....and he is more free with mona....when RK asked him as to whether he would like to date two women(somethign on those lines), he just laughed it off, nodding his head in the most effiminate way 😕

I guess her personality is like that while apu is just the opposite!opposites attract i guess.. 😆
but oh i wish apu had more an armaan like personality..

cornflakes 😆 ewwwwwwwwww 🤢 how can someone have stale cornflakes, ewwwwwww, it gets all soggy 😕 😕 😕 n she creates a huge cry abt it, in every interview she mentions abt this 😆 grow up woman 😕 😕

n was she all shrieky ??? she annoys the hell out of me 😡

I mean hiten n gauri r a better couple than apu n ss, they atleast dont chipkofy was there any PDA 😡

Awwwww, I want to watch the epi now 😃 Thnx for the update buffie 😃

As far as i remember in the popkorn birthday episode where SANDA were eating in a restaurant, she said that when she wakes up she sees her hubby getting ready for gym. that means she gets enough time to make corn flakes b4 AA came from the gym and she cant even do that 😕 .
what did TULSI teach her?? 😆

thanx 4 sharing buffie ur comments are funny as usual

That outfit totally clashes! 😡 I hate it so much words can't describe! 🤢

Did Rakshanda ask if they would prefer boys to girls? Fair babies to dark ones? 😆 😆 😆

Can someone post the link? I always have problems downloading JKK.