Jassi & Armaan....a DAMN lovestory - Page 4

Originally posted by: anjali308

😆 OMG!!!!!!!!! I seriously think this thread takes the award for the funniest ever!!! Ok, here's something i came up with:

On their 2 year wedding anniversary:

Jassi: "Do you know what today is, Armaan Sir???"

Armaan: "uhhhhhh.......damn" (he softly whispers to himself)

Jassi: "It was 2 years ago today that we got married and also one year ago our son Damnien said his first word..."'damn'"

Armaan: (thinks to himself): "DAMN it!!! i forgot---where is Raj when I need him the most??? i don't even have a card...looks like I'll have to sweet talk with Jassi instead"

Armaan turns to Jassi slowly and says: "Sweetheart, our love means a lot to me and material presents and cards aren't enough to express what i mean, so I just want to tell you that I sincerely DAMN you and I will DAMN you until death do us apart"

Jassi: (turns red): KYA???????????????? 😡

I LOVE it!!! 👏👏👏 ... armaan ki mentality ki perfect case study

Originally posted by: queenbee

I LOVE it!!! 👏👏👏 ... armaan ki mentality ki perfect case study

u said it queenbee....in medical journals this case study would be published under the topic of "lunacy"😉

😆😆😆....Hilarious 😆😆.

Ides kal apne client se Damn mat kehena warna tumhe ki Armaan jaisa koi Damn kehene wala mil jayega😆😆

Originally posted by: ides

just my thoughts on how their lovestory will proceed.....

Armaan:Jassi....I DAMN u....I mean love u....

Jassi: Armaan sir....mey bhi aapsey DAMN kartee.....errr....I mean pyar kartee hoon...

Armaan:Jassi mey tumko kaise bataoon ke tum mujh ko kitnee DAMN lagtee ho.....I mean achee lagti ho

Jassi: Armaan sir mey aapko bata naheen saktee keh yeh DAMN baat sunnae ka mujhey kitna intezaar thaa....

Armaan: To Jassi phir bolo hum DAMN kab karen....I mean shaadi kab karen....

Jassi: Armaan sir.....bas papaji se DAMN ley leuyn......errr...mera matlab aashirwaad ley leyn to......

Armaan: Jassi tum ne aaj mujhey saari duniya kei DAMN dey deen hain.....errr.....khushiyaan dey deen hain....

😆 IT was really funny Ides good job!!!!

Originally posted by: anjali308

😆 OMG!!!!!!!!! I seriously think this thread takes the award for the funniest ever!!! Ok, here's something i came up with:

On their 2 year wedding anniversary:

Jassi: "Do you know what today is, Armaan Sir???"

Armaan: "uhhhhhh.......damn" (he softly whispers to himself)

Jassi: "It was 2 years ago today that we got married and also one year ago our son Damnien said his first word..."'damn'"

Armaan: (thinks to himself): "DAMN it!!! i forgot---where is Raj when I need him the most??? i don't even have a card...looks like I'll have to sweet talk with Jassi instead"

Armaan turns to Jassi slowly and says: "Sweetheart, our love means a lot to me and material presents and cards aren't enough to express what i mean, so I just want to tell you that I sincerely DAMN you and I will DAMN you until death do us apart"

Jassi: (turns red): KYA???????????????? 😡

😆 WEll done Anjali great!!!

That was great Anju.. 😆 😆

Ardamn aur Jasmeet Suri ki story.

Wow Jasmeet Suri, sounds good na? 😊

this is DAMN funny!

😆

👏that was sooooo damn good anju that was just supeb

😆 😆 😆 Too funny Ides!

Armaan and Jassi stuck in a Jungle, sing to each other:

Chorus:

Do damn karne wale jungle (oops, Gulmohur) mein khogaye

Baaghi bane, pagal bane, damn hogaye

Kaho ab kya kare Armaan damn sir, damn damn damn bhole

Aree damn, ab kya kare, aji ab kya kare

Gulmohur damn, loses mein hum saab dhub aur maargaye

Jassi:

Damn, daar lagta hain Armaan sir kahin nai 3T ya bank manager woh sher aajaye. Paake akele mein na hum dono ko khaa jaaye, saab kuch damn hogaye!

Armaan:

Dekhega jo tujhko tujphe damn hogaye- woh chaasme aur braces- tujphe main aur Purab maargaye

Meri damn-a-maan (janamaan) pe voh bhi apni damn lutaayega

Tere damn ke jaadu aur makeover se woh bach nahin paayge

Phir bhole teen teen bhar- Damn jassi damn damn damn!

(Original song Do Pyaar from the movie Jungle)

😆 😆 I have such funny friends! 😆