jokes.........

hi guys, pls read these jokes

Customer : "How much for this dog?"

Bhola : "Seventy-five rupees."

Customer : "Isn't that too much?"

Bhola : "Isn't the dog too wonderful?"

Customer : Yes the dog maybe too wonderful but is he faithful also?"

Bhola : Faithful, sir! Why, I have sold him seven times and he always been back within 12 hours!"

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two boys were arguing abt the strength of their respective fathers

'u kno the pacific ocean?' said one, 'well my father built the hole for it.'

his pal paused a moment and then said, 'hv u evr heard of the Dead Sea? well, my father killed it.'

lol 😆 i like the first one 😉

WELL DONE!!!! that really cracked me up 😆 😆 😆 i can imagine bhola sayin that!! did u make up urself or did someone help u? 😃

OMG!!!!! that was really funny 🤣 🤣
thanks a looooooot 🤣

its great 😆 😆 especially the bhola one 😆