Ok. Hello all. I have been away from.the writing space for a long time. Nothing unusual in that. Writers' block just kept getting worse. Anyway, I was watching this episode of IPK last night & it made me a little mad. So, what does one do? One writes fanfiction to rectify what irked me. This isn't exactly greatly inspired kind of fanfiction. This is just a set of three drabbles. That is literally all that my writers' block would allow me to write. Didn't think it was good enough to be posted, but Mimosa said it wasn't that bad. So, here it is.
Leave a word of feedback if you have time.
Guess the episode if you can. Also, the movies, too.
Kindly ignore the typos if minor. Bring any major ones to my notice.
Drabble: A Tale of Two Movies & a Derby.
Khushi: Awww.
Arnav: ...
Khushi: He is such a dreamboat.
Arnav: He looks like a gym rat.
Khushi: Are you jealous?
Arnav: *eyeroll* I am secure enough to let that comment slide. But do we need to discuss this crap besides watching it!
Khushi: Pfft. Isn't this absolutely adorable!
Arnav: It is?
Khushi: Well, yeah. Robinhood Pandey falls in love with Rajjo. In style. Are you even watching this!
Arnav: He saw her, hair blew all over & he decided he is interested in her. That is lust, ain't no love.
Khushi: Oh please. Don't be such a cynic. Love at first sight happens.
Arnav: In movies, yes.
Khushi: Just because you didn't fall in love with me at first sight-
Arnav: *averts eyes* Ahem
Khushi: What?
Arnav: Nothing. Just watch the movie.
Khushi: Haw! You did?
Arnav: No! Let's hear why Pandey is such a dreamboat.
Khushi: You did!
Arnav: *exasperated sigh* Did I want to do unspeakable things to you the moment I saw you? Yes. Did I fall madly in love with you at first sight? No. It happened later. Turns out, your madness is what did me in, eventually. I had no defence against that.
Khushi: *blinks* Ok... Whoa.
Arnav: *scowls* Just watch the movie.
...5 mins later.
Khushi: What unspeakable things? Maybe, you can show a few of them later.
Arnav: *chuckles* *pulls her close, smacks a big wet kiss on the cheeky grin*
...End of Part 1.
Khushi: *gasp* That did NOT just happen.
Arnav: A guy being split in half longitudinally by a woman's prosthetic legs which act as blades? Yeah. It happened, alright.
Khushi: That's just gross. *voice full of awe*
Arnav: And, kind of awesome.
Khushi: No. *shakes herself* Why are we even watching this!
Arnav: *sighs* *picks remote to change the channel*
Khushi: No. Don't change the damned channel. What happens next!
Arnav: *eyebrow raise*
Khushi: You'll go all cranky on me if you don't find out what happens next.
Arnav: I'll go cranky on you?
Khushi: Yes. *snatches remote, flips the channel back to the previous one*
Arnav: You know, I don't mind not knowing...
Khushi: ...
Arnav: Khushi
Khushi: Sshhh. *doesn't even turn around to look at him*
Arnav: Aren't Hollywood movies supposed to be useless?
Khushi: They're awful. *completely involved in watching the movie*
Arnav: *eyeroll* Right. You clearly hate it.
Khushi: Hmmm. Ask HP for popcorn.
Arnav: *shakes his head*
...End Of Part 2.
Arnav: Did you apply sunscreen?
Khushi: Yes, sire. To my face. May we move past your mollycoddling & take a look at the horses!
Arnav: Khushi.
Khushi: I hear, they're feeling neglected considering how Raizada has turned up but is still nagging his wife instead of watching them.
Arnav: When you have sun burns on your arms & legs, don't weep in the evening.
Khushi: Are we betting?
Arnav: ...
Khushi: Are we?
Arnav: No. I like watching them. I don't like gambling with my money.
Khushi: And, they still allow you here?
Arnav: Who can say no to me!
Khushi: *eyeroll* Me. I can. Now, spill.
Arnav: *sigh* They have benefitted from some of AR's business associates who gamble.
Khushi: I want to learn horse-riding.
Arnav: We'll find you an instructor once you find time from managing your restaurant.
Khushi: Ugh.
Arnav: *chuckles*
Khushi: You know, I'd be a natural, pick it up real quick.
Arnav: Uhuh? How did you figure that?
Khushi: Well, you know how well I ride, don't you?
Arnav: *chokes on the wine*
Khushi: *laughs* You are so easy, Raizada.
Arnav: And, for that, you'll spend the night, refreshing my memory of your riding skills.
Khushi: Poor Raizada. Growing old. Needs refreshing just two days after the experience.
Arnav: I'll show you who's old. You're going to pay for all that sass.
Khushi: Promises. Promises.
Arnav: *laughs* She-devil.