Ek Saal Baad: Prism Of Symbolism

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BlueMystique

@BlueMystique

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Posted: 11 years ago

Ever heard of prism? Yes, the one where the US government spied of pretty much every human being on earth.

Ever heard of symbolism? Farak not if you haven't, main hoon na. It's our very own version of Prism. Wherein we collected data(about the show, the actors, and everything under the stars that was even remotely connected to it), dissected it ((dick)coded it), and convicted the necessary parties...all from a picture or less!

Thank you! Thank you!

And that's what the fourth installment of the Ek Saal Baad Series by Chikni Chamelis will deal with.

So let's collect, (dick)code (whoops galti se mistake) dissect, and try out best to not get convicted by the mods.

To do so, here are the rules we must follow :

1. Love Harry Potter? Avengers? Lord of the Rings? Dean!? Sam!? Castiel!? You must talk about none of this!

2. Dogs or Cats? Don't even try to answer that question on this thread.

3. What do you call something that is small, in hindi? Ah, ah, ah...zip it!

4. And whatever you do, come hell or high water, never ever, even if your life depended on it, mention the blasphemous **! I meant **...**...**...W*F? **...I guess we can't even say ** now.

Let's crack on, shall we?

Symbolism Uno

We all remember the infamous rain scene. But did we ever look at it this way?

Khushi is clearly being drenched in rain here. It is clearly a torrential rain, not the mild kind. It is like ASR's anger. The symbolism? Khushi is being drenched in ASR's anger! We all remember the infamous anger our Perpetually Pissed Off Personality used to carry around?

In comes Shyam! With an umbrella! He's clearly her savior. But we all want the Perpetually Pissed Off Personality to end up with the Constantly Cheerful Chamkili. So how will Shyam "save" her?

There's only one explanation of course!

He's her long lost brother!

Here's further proof! What is Shyam wearing? Brown shit...err...shirt. What is Khushi wearing? Brown salwar kameez! They are wearing the same colors!

You know who else wears the same colors? Twins!

Sons of Shyam!

Symbolism Dos

What is the common thread in all these? Khushi on top.

What does it mean? She's always making the first move.

What must that mean? Arnav's shy.

What must THAT mean? Arnav must be a virgin!

Symbolism Tres!

How many episodes did our beloved show have? 398

What does 398 mean, you may ask...well, farak not, main aayi dickoding ka pitara le kar.

Number 398 is made up of a combination of the attributes and energies of number 3, number 9 and number 8. Number 3 resonates with self-expression and communication, optimism and enthusiasm, skills and talents, friendliness and sociability.

IPK and IF obsession that came with it, like a unshakable rash, have clearly given us all these skills and more.

Self-expression and communication : T taUt mA to rIte Lyk dis

Optimism and Enthusiasm : Look at the forum, look at the abundance of "last one to" posts. What can be more enthusiastic than that?

Skills and talents: I refer back to self-expression and communication.

Friendliness and sociability : I mean, look at how wonderfully we are all getting along. Vijay bhaiyaa, mods, chamelis...it's a wonderful life.

Number 9 relates to the influences of leading others by positive example. Number 9 also relates to conclusions and endings.

Well...IPK ended...

Number 8 adds its vibrations of inner-wisdom and personal power.

I mean...

Angel Number 398 is a message from the angels that you are successfully manifesting ample supply and abundance into your life as you passionately server your Divine life purpose and soul mission.

There you have it, our mission in life, our purpose of being alive...IPKKND and India-Forums.

Take it away folks!

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madmaxine

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Posted: 11 years ago

LOL at all the gifs RIdz! You really are the Gifs ki Rani. (No hidden meaningz, ok). 😊

Achcha, now to redeem my promise. I swore I'd give you a Fake Meeting, and so I will. For context, yougaiz may want to click here. I wrote a few of these and Ridz liked them. So, I'm doing a reprisal.

Imagine this Scene

BS (unfortunate initials those-peace out) and Sweet Innocence have shot for BS's (unfortunate initials those-peace out) death scene and left happily for London- Very Special Sitaara Incestuous Family Celebrations are held in First World countries where rich people (read the real hormonal aunties) can pay 75 pounds (About a cup of coffee at the Taj, or enough to educate 1 child for 3 years) for the privilege of 1 evening of drooling over their favorite stars ( read BS- unfortunate initials, peace out) from a distance of about 1000 meters. (However if you are rich enough and hormonal enough to pay 500 pounds (or enough to feed a small sub-Saharan country for a day), you drool from closer. BS (unfortunate initials those-peace out) has QUIT! Desperate fans who will just die (of a broken heart) themselves if he doesn't come back are calling the Sitaara Channel Call Centre as if it is a hotline to BS's (unfortunate initials those-peace out) private cellphone in an effort to bring back a man who DOES NOT WANT TO COME BACK. 4 "insert feline animal of choice" (note- rodents are not feline) are sweating and writing open letters furiously in an effort to connect with their non-TRP audience who don't MAKE THEM ANY MONEY. Because they care. Senior Sitaara Channel Executives are meeting everyday to figure out W*F this pandemic is, that has caught their First World target audiences by their ovaries and is twisting them into impossible Fallopian knots. All the meetings end at an impasse. Because BS (unfortunate initials those-peace out) DOES NOT WANT TO COME BACK. And then, they troop back into their cabins to find their computers have exploded and are spitting out reams of paper all saying the same thing.

"BRING BS (unfortunate initials those-peace out) BACK OR DIE!"

Under these immensely stressful circumstances a bunch of tired, unshaven, unshowered men and women (what, it's Movember- no judging!) are meeting to decide the future track. Yes, Ladies- the fake CVs of the Fake show are meeting for their final Fake Meeting. Rita Skeeter listened in and told me what happened. (I blackmailed her by threatening to make her do penance that lacerates if she doesn't- I'm sneaky like that).

Fake CV-1 aka GOD: "BS (unfortunate initials those-peace out) has left the building. Can we move the f**k on? We killed him by throwing him under the bus. Now, what's next? Who should Sweet Innocence marry next?" he asked, spittle flying out of his mouth in tiny foamy particles that fell on his colleagues like confetti.

Fake CV-2 aka AKIC (Ass-kisser in chief): Timidly raises his hand. "Boss, shouldn't Sweet Innocence be in mourning for her dead husband. After all, they were our OTP! She loved him dearly," he said. See, AKIC had grown a pair in the last few days that had followed the quitting fiasco, so he spoke his mind now.

Fake CV-3 (The one who pretended he had a soul, but was a sellout just like the rest of them Hypocriticus Soapoperaticus or, as the rest of team liked to call him- hyppo, since we was morbidly obese) spoke up: "She can mourn for 1 week. Then she'll have to get up and start falling into handsome strangers arms. After all, this is modern India. Widows get remarried," he said, providing social justification for his argument.

Fake CV-4, the only woman in their team, aka Le-Petit Morticia (LPM) raised a manicured finger with a talon like painted nail, "I suggest that our new Hero be tall, dark, handsome and the strong, silent type. Also, he should have a dark past and maybe some Daddy issues. Also, pick an actor with 6-packs. Women like washboard abs. It's practically their only criteria when they choose a husband. There are haves and have-nots. And the haves have the abs! Bas!" she finished with a sexy purr, so that every man in the room shifted uncomfortably and looked down at his paunch.

Fake CV-1 aka GOD looked elated. Since he'd finally gotten into LPM's apartment (though not her pants) on their date last week, he'd resolved to support her every suggestion even if she suggested that Sweet Innocence marry Lavanya. But this was stellar stuff! A new Man! Tall, Dark, Handsome! Dark Past! Daddy issues! Fabulous! Completely original. "This is path-breaking stuff LPM! Are you writing this down?" he barked to the AKIC who was looking at the 2 of them, wide-eyed.

Fake CV-3, Hypocriticus Soapoperaticus spoke up thoughtfully. "I think he should have Mommy issues, not Daddy issues. He already had Daddy issues the last time round, remember? I say this time we get his Mother to have an extra-marital affair which scars him for life, because his father commits suicide as a result of this. He hates his Mother. Yes, and Sweet Innocence will help reconcile him with his Mother! This is going to be so good!" he rubbed his hands together in glee.

Fake CV-4 LPM looked like she would've liked to have climbed onto Fake CV-3's lap and given him a lap dance right there, but he was a have-not by about 200 pounds, so instead she just smiled coolly at him. "That's a good idea," she drawled. "And Sweet Innocence's mother can be our new Hero's mother's best friend, divvying up her loyalties neatly. In fact new Hero's mother's second husband's son can be Sweet Innocence's muh-bola Bhai!

Fake CV-2 AKIC- "But she never spoke of a brother for 1 months. Can we just conjure one up for her now? The logic is somewhat..." but what he said thereafter shall remain forever unknown because the moment he spoke the Taboo word (logic) he vanished into a puff of smoke. Gone forever. Just like that. For logic for a CV was like Water for the Wicked Witch of the West or Voldemort for Harry Potter.

"Another one bites the dust," GOD shook his head sadly. "He should've known better than to bring that word into a soap opera script meeting! Oh, well. There's more where he came from! Now, are we all clear on what needs to be done?"

"Yes" the other 2 chorused.

"Are you guys pumped for this new track?" asked GOD.

"YES!" they yelled.

"Then let me hear you loud! What is our Team motto?" asked GOD.

"To err is human, to Clusterf**k is TRP heaven!" said the team enthusiastically.

Just then the door flew open and a young Sitaara executive stood there, a cigar dangling from his lips. "The show's been canceled. No need for any new scripts. Out now. We need the conference room for the show that's taking your slot," he said lazily.

"WHAT?" all 3 of them screamed.

"You can't do this to us," said GOD.

"Yes, we can. Who are you, Sachin Tendulkar to decide when he gets to go?" said the Sitaara executive, blowing smoke rings as he spoke.

He shut the door behind them, sat at the chair where GOD had sat and put his legs on the table. He snapped his fingers once, and from a puff of cigar smoke emerged AKIC aka CV-2.

"Who do you work for?" asked Cigar man.

"The company!" stuttered AKIC.

"Who's your Daddy?"

"You are!"

"And what's our New Team Motto?"

"To err is human, to Clusterf**k is TRP heaven!" said the AKIC fervently.

"Excellent. Off to work now. We have a show to put out next week!"

And as the AKIC hurried away to assemble a new team, the Sitaara executive laughed like a hyena.

"All the world was a stage

And they all had their exits and entrances.

Only this one was a stage with no doors."

WHAT. CRAP. (Read as THE END).

OK, that was looong. And not very good, I'm afraid. but Ridz wanted it. So, this one's for you Ridz!

Edited by madmaxine - 11 years ago

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snapeseverus

@snapeseverus

Voyager

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Posted: 11 years ago

Res ...

To be Unres'd before the thread gets closed😛
COLORS !!!! No , not bashing or praising or anything. I be neutral.
Colors = Rang.
"Har rang kuch kehta hai."
Our CV took this quote to heart and followed it religiously till the end.
You all have dic(k)oded a few symbolism and for the rest of them -
Do not pheerz when Snapewa is heerz -

From the start of the show we all wanted one thing - LOVE.
LOVE and then THE making of LOVE. 😳

LOVE = RED.

And she wore red almost everytime they were supposed to Do IT.

Because we know what comes after a kiss !!! 😉

RED!

Though it was not visible from any angle, I shappatt dat der was a RED blouse ( My trusted sources had told me frenzz, believe karna hai to karo )

Now, the point is that they never actually did it in the above cases.

But what color had Khushi worn when they actually did it??
Tellz tellz. Oh, I give you a hint, but promise me that you won't drown in the oozing chemistry -

YEAAA GAIZ, U r rite !!!! Freaking BLACK !!!

Why BLACK??
BLACK = SEXY ?
YEAA, it iz!!!
BUT, CVs had other hidden meaningzz!!!

Don't panick... I'll dic(k)ode it!!

Khushi wore Black Saree !!
You know what else is black ?
Black hole!!
What does a Black hole do?

It CONSHUMES everything !!!

And , DAN d CONSUMMASHUN Dun.

*RUNS*

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EXPELLIARMUS

@EXPELLIARMUS

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Posted: 11 years ago

It's 4:30AM heer and M just post an updex and can't see straight, so sorry ya, awl I can post is this:

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CravingKhana

@CravingKhana

Rocker

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Posted: 11 years ago

Is this my burdday thread?

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rith123

@rith123

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Posted: 11 years ago

Res. Does this mean no "mature" dickodings? I'm very sad. I always only see mature and +957 and above type symbolism.

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Ok. So, I love lists. lists make me happy. Why? Just.Because. (It also could be that I'm slightly OCD. Lists, you see, should always end in even numbers or multiples of 5.)

Har sawaal ka jawaab dena necessary nahin hai, samjhe?

That being said, here is my list of items that were never ever dickoded. Ever. I swear on Khushi's jalebis (And for all of you with dirty minds, I mean the jalebis that you eat. But of course that is what you thought, so why this long sentence in a bracket? Again, just because. How many times do I have to say that?) So, let's start ya?

1. Khushi's tents. A.K.A. the misshapen and horribly fugly clothes she wore. I know that people cringed and wondered why Mrs ASR was dressed like a pokemon (not jigglypuff. I lowe jigglypuff). BUT, there was a reason. The clothes without any shape actually meant that shapelessness characterized the story. Don't believe me?

What is the most common element around us that does not have any shape?

Water.

What does water do?

It flows. Like the story. See how it flowed so beautifully and seamlessly from one track to the other? I mean from adopting Arav to wanting to be Mrs India the next day. Most logical step. Because who cares about two people who have trust issues trying to sort out their problems ya?

2. Rabba Vey. Our hearts melted like two rupee kulfis every time we heard that. Arnav staring into Khushi's eyes. She staring into his. Such beauty. So much love conveyed and no words spoken. It's what love stories are made of.
THIS IS WHAT THEY WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE.
I know you want the truth. But, you can't handle the truth dammit.

Sigh. ok. The truth is, if you read into the Rabba Veys you will realise that TRPs were low friends, so it was difficult for the show to get money. Their equipment was old. The cameras had a glitch. They would get stuck from time to time. These cameras were attached to the recording system. That is why our favourite leads were so still and rabba vey played. The love was an illusion.

How do I know all of this. I was a film student. I have been trained to notice these things.

3. Mami ji's make up. She didn't make her face a colouring book on purpose. You know what has many colours?

A rainbow.

You know what you find at the end of a rainbow?

A pot of gold.

You know who you find near pots of gold?

Leprechauns.
And they are imaginary. You think they exist. But the truth is that they don't.

Who on the show existed but didn't really exist?

Aman and Mama ji. That's right friends, THEY WERE ONE AND THE SAME. This is why we never saw mama ji towards the end, because he was Aman and had too much of work and we never saw Aman because he was mama ji. Such a complicated show. So many hidden meaningz.

I am stopping this list here. I know I said even numbers and multiples of 5. But that is also having the hidden meanings. It has to be dickoded.

Tis all friends.

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vgedin

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Posted: 11 years ago

My unres will be brought to you by the Pandora Tiffin Services from across the universe before the last sun sets, okay ?

Thank Juhi, she referred me to the aforementioned dabba service 😛

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by MentalExotica

Warning: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.

Disclaimer - We are not responsible for any damage to your private property caused by the accidental interchange of U and O in our movie title The Hut Fockers. You are on your own with that!

Symbolisms

1. Khushi's aerial hug - you know who will more frisky in bedroom

2. Khushi poked and bloodied by branch - need i say more

3. Goon saying I will eat food or it will go Waste - LOLL!!!! ASR wont do it. I will eat you, why waste iski Jawani

4. ASR breaking the Mesh (Jaali) - Need I say more?

5. Goons ruining the Sex Party - Goons are Star Phus execs. Party poopers!!

6. Boxes ke Peechay kya hai? - Full Body Rabba Veyyy

You're too sexy and you know it - Im ready

Dedicated to Bhatika

State of the Forum - TilChatta Ki Vaat Lagi

FM1 - AAA!!!!

FM2 - what what what?

FM1 - there is a cockroach there. eee

FM2 - Its not a cockroach, its Anjali you silly!!

FM1 - I dont want it, take it away, shoo shoo shoo

FM2 - Let me get Bhaigone Spray

FM1 - Bhaigone Spray????? Why no DiGone Spray!!!

FM2 - They dont make one

FM1 - How about DadiGone Spray?

FM2 - She is the mother of all cockroaches - Immortal. She fed on Swamiji's dirty rubber bathroom chappals for 14 years and now wants to chew on Shyam's smelly socks

FM1 - Anjali is the worst.

FM2 - She is apprentice cockroach. She likes to hide from light, She likes dark corners and spaces where there is no reality or sunlight. She likes to mooch off RM Kitchen ka Maida and Aata

FM1 - I want Bhaigone and DiGone Spray now

FM2 - Lets go online and order them.

FM3 - But but guys, you are not allowed to say anything against Daljeet or Anjali. It hurts her blackheads and pimples you know

FM1&2 - SHUT THE EFF UP!!!!!!

Double Entendre of the Day

Anjali - Kheer Chakhiye na

Shyam - thoda meetha kam hai

DHISHHH Moment of the day (DHISHHH-Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)

4Lions - Please buy Khushi Doormats. They do everything. They are decorative, clean well, do your dirty work and most of all, you can walk all over it. They come in psychedelic colors too. ORDER NOW!!! Go to www.MyWifeIstheBestDoormat.com

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