Either put stones/mirchi ki goli in his petrol tank or take out petrol from his car when he has to go for a long trip...

2. Juice
Joothe mein juice😆

3. Change the ringtone
and embarrass him in front of the clients...

4. Throw hot tea

5. Spit upon him (No, OK spill water upon him)

6. Slap him
Not once but thrice Khushi has slapped ASR...

7. Sneeze
Sneeze continuously & disturb his sleep...

8. Sing 'aaj mausam hai suhana'

9. Fight with him for bathroom
Take your own time to bath & annoy him...

10. Make him sleep near poolside
Occupy his room & throw him out of the room... Don't even care that his neck has got sprained...

11. Stop water-supply when he baths
Switch off the water supply & make him beg for water...

12. Place salman khan wallpaper
Drool upon Salman Khan in front of him... Enjoy Salman Khan's movie & forget ur husband...

13. Occupy his wardrobe

14. Call him LG

15. Call him Swaami

16. Make him wear colourful shirts

17. Keep him hungry
till he faints😕

18. Apply hairoil & make him fall

19. Bath him infront of everyone

20. Invite guests & play loud musics

21. Make him a mechanic

22. Keep talking

23. Stop talking with him
Contradictory to the previous point, Khushi's silence also irritates ASR...

24. Irritate him without letting him to kiss
Sometimes even push him...
25. Spoil SR
Spoil the suhaagraat & drive him crazy that he starts driving the car throughout the night...

They are just sample... But there are more... Friends u are gonna add these😃
26. Give him tasteless khana
27. Open the window & let mosquite bite him
28. Burn mosquito coils & make him lose his voice
29. Wear his white shirt (thanks lolly143)
30. Take tuitions to kids
31. Start Dabba service
32. Pretend to flirt with NK (thanks ankitamishra201)
33. Do not wish him on his birthday (thanks ..SaRun.. & sadhnasoumya)
34. Steal his Car keys (thanks ishqRONsharma)
35. Spread things on the bed/mess up his room
(thanks ankitamishra201)36. Spoil his client meetings sometimes with lunch dabba, sometimes to manofy him (thanks ishqRONsharma)
37. Don't accept his gifts & pretend to dislike it (thanks ankitamishra201)
38. Sleep comfortable in taekwondo pose & do not let him sleep conveniently
(thanks ankitamishra201)
39. Feed him the nasty jalebi he himself prepared on his birthday
40. Call him cockroach
41. Make noises to disturb when he is on phone
42. Throw a mug of water on him
43. Throw besan powder on his face & make him sneeze
44. Call him character dheela
45. Push him (GH scene)
46. Throw his papers in pool
47. Put the typewriter in the pool
48. Add chilli in his juice & make him cough the whole day
49. Threaten him with knife
50. Puncture his car tyre
51. Make lakshmiji to watch tv on the bed
52. Increase TV volume
53. Leave lipstick mark on his handkerchief to embarrass him in front of his clients (thanks to mastermagician & gayathri)
54. Send back the birthday cake which his client sends
55. Tell him that u want to go to her mother's place (maikka)
56. Make him sit with neighbour ladies & introduce him
57. Pull his cheeks (thanks to ...OceanEyes...)
58. Make him wear Kurta Payjama (thanks to ...OceanEyes...)
59. Always say 'No/Nahin Arnavji' to whatever he says (thanks to mastermagician)
60. Wink at him continuously😉
61. Fry red chillies & make him sneeze
62. Make him attend Pooja
63. Spoil the handbag gifted him with tomatoes (thanks to ...OceanEyes...)
64. Refuse to cut the birthday cake (thanks to ...SaRun...)
65. Don't wear the saree he gifts (actually other gifts too)
66. Take him to a hindi movie
67. Make him drink 'Kadah' (thanks to ...OceanEyes...)
68. Participate in Mrs. India Competition (thanks to ...SaRun...)
69. Irritate him by talking abt Salman Khan (KC vrat & haldi - thanks to ...SaRun...)
70. Call him Shaitan (thanks to Mahi1219)
71. Call him Chotte (thanks to RizArshi)
72. Call him Joru ka ghulam😆 (thanks to RizArshi)
73. Make him read shudh hindi letter/books (thanks ankitamishra201)
74. Make him eat excess food (half poori/full poori)
75. Suspect him or his love
76. Do not listen to his words
77. Spoil his swimming pool (thanks ankitamishra201)
78. Wash & dry clothes near poolside (thanks ankitamishra201)
79. Make him go to office late (by taking more time to bath or stop him from going to office by stopping his way)
80. Tell lies
81. Be a drama queen/give filmy ideas
82. Keep fast
83. Try to beat him with mosquito racket
84. walk away when he is talking to u
85. keep calling him over phone through out the night & disturb his sleep
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(Thanks to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyuDSwJrQIc - ahladini VM & ..SaRun.. for sharing it...)
100. ...
[Life is so long... So picture abhi bakhi hai mere dost😉😳]
P.S. Khushi tried to write '100 ways to irritate ASR' but it became '100 ways to make ASR fall in love'😆
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