*Ahem*
Hello everybody! *waves*
Okay so I am here to tell you all a story.
*groans from the audience*
A story about our lovely princess Jess!
*Hoots and claps from the audience, some standing ovations*
Once upon a glorious time, in a castle far far away, there lived a wonderful, sweeter than sugar princess called Jess.
This princess was fabled to be so beautiful, that she could make the lame walk, the dumb talk, the deaf hear and the blind see.
Soon, she grew to be old, and the king's heart swelled with pride when he saw his daughter, for she was beautiful like the song of a phoenix and was as wise as an owl.
*somebody from the audience - footage mat kha, seedhe baat par aa!*
Shut up everybody! *ASR vala angry look*
Anyway so *ahem* this princess was so beautiful and everything, that once, an ugly princecame into town and (s)he was smitten by her beauty.
(S)He was so smitten by her beauty, that one day, in a bout of pure ( and drunk) love, (s)he went forward and confessed to her!
The prince was so gentlein his confession, (s)he was so sweet in his(/er) words, that the princess chose to overlook the ugliness (Like I said, she's a darling) and went forward to marry him.

*Slow claps from the audience. Roses, cheers and hoots*
Ladies and Gentlemen, here I am - the prince, wishing the love of my life a very happy birthday.
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y J E S S
Sun lo darlingzz! She puts the passion in the compassionate and the grace in the graciousness.
Chalo, ab mera speech khatam and now LETS START THE PARTY.
I want Daru. *giggle*
*ding dong*
Arre haan, mera SPECIAL surpise aaya hai, for my lovely Jess ;)

Yep, SRK is here to perform for her on her birthday!
*ding dong*
*Everybody: Ab kaun hai?*
Time for my special surprise part TWO!

YES GUYS ASR'S HERE AS WELL ;)
And now we're ready to cut the cake!
I love you so so so much, meri jaan!
-Vee

























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