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Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

if you can write a gutter os and drool, maybe the feecan be waived.

Originally posted by: farheen75

And the phangirls will be left singing Maar Daala from Devdasiyan.

Originally posted by: farheen75

@ masam... One request though I want to u to choreograph the song in such a way that either bhaiya has to pick shehnaz up or Shehnaz has to pick bhaiya up all through the song... I can't wait to see bhaiya's trembling skinny legs but it has to ve done so that bhaiya can surely become Mr Right... Only then u can rightfully claim the title of being " Bedard" from the phangirls.

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Bhaiyyas says tata to all his fans and chale gaye to Ekta camp.

I am still figuring out 100 other excuses I can make for him. I plan to publish my work entitled

"1001 excuses why Bhaiyya Didn't start the fire!"

Basantiji - here i was wondering what the fans would do when the movie comes out.

Wifey to hubby, "Honey, there is this fantastic movie I read about."

Hubby - What is it?

Wifey - MAMR

Hubby - MAMR, or you mean MAIMED???

Wife - no, Main Aur mister right silly, i heard the new actor is really good. (hopes he does not catch her weird goo goo eyed expression as they melt over the thought of Barun)

Hubby - all i see is the chunky thighs of this female whose face was inside a brown bag in Delhi Belly. Not that the face was worth seeing, but her body - wow!

Wifey get jealous and pinches him - shall we go?

Hubby - Nah! I heard Life of Pi is a better movie.

Wifey decides to go with girl friends. calls her first friend

Friend 1 - awww, no time honey, i got to go for my kids after school party

friend 2 - no honey, we are going to club med this weekend

friend 3 - sounds interesting but i cant recall the actors, thanks, but no thanks

no one knows about the wifey' secret obsession over bhaiyya. wifey decides to go alone. she buys a large bag of popcorn laden with enough butter to give a Sumo wrestler a detailed butter bath.

She finds a seat and eats her heart out as the onscreen character of Bhaiyya touches his herione in places like ASR never did. She cries and goes home wishing she had never sent those emails or called SP, atleast he would not have been intimate with other heroines and ASR never touched Khushi this way on screen. But this, this was now beyond wifey's control. She didn't know who to call or complaint about the intimate scenes, Was there an abuse hotline??? The damage was done.

Bhaiyya was forever lost to her even in her fantasies and will seen touching and kissing onscreen in ways she couldn't digest, EVER. boo hoo hooo

Originally posted by: farheen75

Has bhaiya signed a p&@ movie kya... Itni kisses to us mein bhi nahin hoti hongi aur waise bhi bhaiya ek adarsh pati hain bhabi ji ke jazbat hurt nahin Karen ge.

Originally posted by: farheen75

Has bhaiya signed a p&@ movie kya... Itni kisses to us mein bhi nahin hoti hongi aur waise bhi bhaiya ek adarsh pati hain bhabi ji ke jazbat hurt nahin Karen ge.

Originally posted by: asr2kkg

to read someone's eyes, you dont need classes...all you need is love😆