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Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-

Dealing with Biwi on Her Period

"BIWI!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. "BIWI!!!!" He continued like an impatient child.

"What do you want from my life!" She screamed back.

Biwi screaming back? What happened to her?

"I wanted to ask you..." He darted into the room only to be quieted by the sight in front of him.

There on the other end of the "nafrat ki deewar", of pillows might he add, was Madhu, still in her night clothes, with a bunch of covers on top of her, a shitload of unhealthy food, a portable DVD player, and a DVD cover of Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge.

"What the hell?"

"Uggh!" She pressed pause and looked up at him. "What do you want pati parmeshwar!"

"I just wanted to know why my Biwi didn't give her darshan to the family this morning at breakfast."

"Because I was tired!" She replied. She looked like she was going to start crying.

"Biwi are you... er... alright?"

"No! How can I be alright! No one loves me! I don't have a Raj who's going to fly to Punjab and fight with my dad for my hand in marriage! MY LIFE SUCKS!" She started crying loudly.

Is she f**king high? Love? What was wrong with her?

"Are you sick?" He questioned as he cautiously stepped closer to feel her temperature.

"HAAN HAAN! IF A WOMAN DEMANDS LOVE SHE IS AUTOMATICALLY SICK RIGHT?!?" she started fuming.

He was left dumbfounded at her quick change of emotions.

"Biwi as much as I want to screw you over 'till you forget your name, according to the script I sort of have to treat you like shit."

"Script gayi bhad main!" she demanded and then started crying again, "I FEEL LIKE MULTIPLE KNIFES FROM ALL DIRECTIONS ARE BUTCHERING MY STOMACH AND YOU EXPECT ME TO ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED!?!"

Is she f**king pregnant? No, no, that can't happen he never used the baby making blanket with her.

UNLESS... naaw she's too Sati Savitri to cheat on him.

She chucked a pillow at him while he was in the middle of his thoughts.

"Woah! Easy there!" The dodged the pillow.

Something doesn't seem to fit in. Why the hell was Biwi acting like a wife? Why was she changing emotions like s-luts change their boyfriends?

He walked over to pick up the pillow to see it knocked down a packet of... PADS? He'd never considered that outside their tu-tu-main-main and eyelock sex that there was more to bringing Madhu into the household.

"BIWI ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD!?!"

She just gave him the death stare whilst angrily biting into her chocolate bar.

"I asked you a question Biwi!" He pestered again to which she responded by turning the movie back on.

"BIWI THIS IS IMPORTANT!" He closed the portable DVD player that was in her lap.

Annoyed she looked up at him, "I wouldn't be if you decided to "man up" once in a while in this bedroom!"

***

Outside:

RK walked out of the bedroom completely speechless and threw out the new pack of condoms he'd brought for the week he finally mustered some courage up.

"Mother nature being a bitch?" Bittu ji asked.

"You have no idea."

***

It's my time of the week and I am like dying from cramps.

Thought to share my bhadaas with RK.

Shweta

And Mother Nature:

Devil's Darkest Possession(MG)

Maan was entering his car where aadi was following him…

Aadi: sir…

Maan turn banging his car's door….

Maan: don't u know my time is more precious than this silly deal… can't u handle one deal behalf of me aadi… he roared like a lion making aadi flinch in fear… u called me here in this filth just for that idiot.. u could have informed me before…

Aadi: i-i-sso-soorr-soorryyy sirrr…. Aadi stammer.. its not like he stattur in front of everyone, it just maan who can make him shiver… otherwise he is a man of words and everyone bow to agree his every words.. everyone knew he is the only one person in this entire world who can talk with maan more than anyone wish in their dreams.. and only he is the person whom maan can listen…. Not even his family know him better than aadi… on the other hand aadi comes aditya mathur who never feared anyone thanks to his boss Maan Singh Khurana is very fond of Maan, he respect him beyond God… when aadi was suffering for his life and essential need it was maan who didn't once seen his degree but helped him without knowing anything, but of course he never acknowledged that… whenever aadi tried to thank him, he only said he only did that because he knew he is sufficient for that… no he truly didn't commit any favor,, Maan singh khurana always did what favors him… it was worth paid as aadi can give his life for him…

Aadi: sir it was important for u so I thought… and he stopped at his track looking a smirking maan… sir I thought u r angry but

Maan: aadi u seriously know me? he took a bear from his car and gulp the who bottle in one go.. hmm that was important , it is still…

Aadi: what will we do now sir….

Maan: aadi, how can u stress ur little shoulder so much… why u get tensed with this little things…. He looked at the place and then with dangerous tone, BURN HIM..

Aadi almost chocked in his breath… but knowing his boss he will never hesitate to take anyone's life for his profit…

Aadi: sir…

Maan: Burn his field and house… but make sure there was no one in the house…. And then make him agree to sell THAT LAND in half price….

Aadi's eyes widen in shock and then surprise,, he left the breath he was unknowingly holding…

Aadi: yes sir…

Maan: now get me something, I m bored in this place…

Aadi: sir

Maan: GET ME A GIRL AADI…. Would u like to hear me again….

Aadi: in this place?? He was tensed as they are in a small town hosiyarpur…. Its not a village but where they have came its definitely called a small town where girls who can satisfy his boss is lesser in amount… but he can't deny maan also… he just nodded and maan made his way to the car…

Maan: tell dadima I m in the hotel, have important meeting and send the girl there only….

Maan didn't wanted any guard here as he knew this is a small place where very few ppl knew who is Maan singh Khurana and what power he posses so he loved to be stay alone,, though he came here with his dadima who is the only member in his family… no one knew much about his personal life and he prefers that only…

he hates rain, and this muddy place still he had to come here for that deal,, it was important…. And now he smirks thinking about chawla's idiocy… but his smirk broke as something caught his eyes…. He stopped his car as he saw someone jumping in the road… he wanted to shout on the person but something strike in him and he looked at the person carefully….

A girl jumping on the muddy road enjoying the rain…. He can see her curvy body… she is wearing a golden anarkali suit that is now hugging her like 2nd skin... he walked out of the car unknowingly…. Her everybody was visible to his eyes but strangely he wanted to feel the skin under her cold palm,, he knew that skin must be very warm…. Her giggling was making a flip flop in his heart… heart that never beat for anyone… he didn't even saw her face yet but still he felt the urge of holding her petite figure and crushed her under him… her back that is visible as her hair was on her one shoulder, is creamy white… he licks her lips as he felt it became dry to see her skin… he wanted to taste the skin…. She was unknowingly evoking the beast in him…. he saw her bending down to take the small puppy in her hand and then she took it and twirl giggling and laughing her heart out… those melodious sound,, what must be feel his name with her voice… he saw her lips that are full and supple… he can feel he is hardening just to think of her lips…. How will be the taste of those full lips…. It must be juicy that he was to take in his mouth….. her dimple cheeks he can never feel tired of rubbing it under his finger…. She again twirl showing her pearl like teeth… he was feeling immense heat in his eyes seeing the puppy happily clinging to her neck that he should possess with his lips and tongue….

He took few more step towards her…. but seems like she is oblivious about the fact that a hungry pairs of eyes are following her every move.. she was lost in her small world…. Without knowing she is becoming a possession of a Devil that she herself awaken from its sleep…..

Oye mere gulgule tu roh kyun raha hain? thand lag rahi hain kya?

He heard her melodious voice,, her lips moving in rhythm…. But the little puppy who is hiding her face in her neck was making him mad… he wanted to grab that dirt and throw him far away from where it can never touch his possession again, but then saw her leaving the little creature on the road….

Geet: just go to home gulgule, kho mat jaana… she shouted and then turn to enjoy rain but only to collide with the hard taut chest that was exposing through his see through shirt which's 3 button was open…

He can see a sparkling eyes become startle… her innocent hazel eyes made him froze in his place… her whole face is visible now but only those eyes was capturing his dead heart…. Unknowingly his fingers went to caresses her milky white skin… he can see she was also captive with his eyes… he smirks knowing his effect on girls, but the thing he doesn't know this is not a ordinary girl, its Geet Handa…

She jerks his hand from her face and tried to take two step back but he couldn't let his possession slip away,, and he jerks her body to his rock chest, in the process her soft mount press on his body making her shudder… maan closed his eyes feeling an unknown sensation that he never felt in his entire life… she found his hand slipping in her slim waist…. Shock ran through her hazel eyes finding an unknown man's hand on her body…. She tried to wriggle but it made it furious and he pulls her more to him making her body plastering on him…. he can hear her breath that become heavier… all the time his eyes were on her juicy lips… he wanted that badly… his thumbs pressed on those petal making her eyes shut giving an unknown sensation….

Precap: kiss ya slap? What do u think??

part 1 finish,, can i now get few comments except awesome nice good job... just few words except these