Things to do when Barun visits UK

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

1. Wear Tshirts that read "Being Sobti"

2. Cover yourself in gotas and pom poms

3. Use Sugarfree Moisturizers and Lip glosses.

4. For those who dare to bare wear leaves, ASR loves watering plants.

5. Remember there is nothing like too much red

6. Don't forget the BS rock anthem "We will, We will, Farak you!"

7. Pray.

8. Load up on carbs lest you faint.

9. When I say Pray it means Pray to ASR, ASR is GOD!

10. Find your Rockys and Lallans today cos baby ASR is coming to TOWN!

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Frequent Posters

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Posted: 13 years ago

1)Give him UK-wala spoilers

Arriving in the place of your ex-rulers

Be careful of the droolers, cartooners and moaners

They say "please rabba-vey"

Take it as hint to "run away"

2) Fast till you go on stage, then pretend to faint

3) forget the names of all political figures

4) Take a print out of all your analysis, symbolisms and METHaphors

5) form a group, call yourselves PISSters ( Phankis imagine Sobti as their Saiyaan) and attack him in third person

Edit:

Teach the queen to say "what the"

Princess Kate to say "chotey, tum theek ho?"

Prince Harry to say " as you say Bhai"

and Charles to sing " saariyan launde na aaya, par Barun Praji aaygaye.. woh kehta tha hair gel lagakey aavanga.."

Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago

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@boyznaka

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Honestly, just sponsor tickets for me and Tiya229 to go to UK pliss.

Edited by boyznaka - 13 years ago

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.Euphoria.

@.Euphoria.

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

1. Buy every freaking ticket so it's just me and Sobti in the meet and greet hall. Alone.

2. Perform my Chikni Chameli dance routine for him.

3. Show him my best impersonation of his classic lines 'I dunnooo yaar' and 'Ummm ask my wife'

4. Ask him where the bleddy hell Balwant Kaur is.

5. Finally I shall gift him this beauty

Look carefully...it's have hidden meaning.

BRAUN= B-A-R-U-N

I am smart na? 😳

Edited by .Euphoria. - 13 years ago

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Arshig8

@Arshig8

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

Shall we kidnap him? 🤣

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madmaxine

@madmaxine

Inactive

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

Move to the UK. BAS.

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eveline

@eveline

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

..SJ...loving your posts...as usual!!...😆

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joenet1234

@joenet1234

Dazzler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

1. Tell your husband/boyfriend that you are separating/breaking up temporarily (11/28/40/45 minutes kay liye)
2. Change your IF screen name to BSUK4EVER
3. Keep a vrath which you'll only break if you get tickets to the event
4. Enroll in "hugging classes" and offer to teach BS proper hugging techniques
5. Buy a large supply of oxygen tanks
6. Buy the company which makes oxygen tanks
7. Tell your mom and dad you are about to get sick, very very sick. Heart palpitations, hyperventilation, fainting
8. Copyright the words "OMG" "FAINT""THUD"
9. Get a tattoo (let your imagination run wild)
10. Invest in a good tent and camp outside the venue 11/28/40/45 days before his arrival.
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Edited by joenet1234 - 13 years ago