guys i was feeling rather sarcastic today so i decided to tell you the story of how a childish teenager should be made to grow up into a woman. our test case is a certain khushi kumari gupta of lucknow.😊
adopted and beloved daughter of a halwai.
she was a loving beautiful harebrained erratic fun loving naughty always upto antics kid. innocent and mischievous to the hilt, her eyes were a window to her soul. she would wolf down jalebis and dream of salman khan walking with her head in the clouds. she believed that her devi maiyya would one day send her a prince charming who would cover her in the petals of love and whisk her off in his golden chariot and like in most fairytales they would live happily ever after. little did she know that her story would not have a so simple journey...story of beauty and the beast was not so simple at all.
fate intervened. she was made to stray across the path of a tycoon arnav singh raizada,rich, arrogant capable kind caring strict and abnormal(i thnk arnav is a bit psycho from old wounds)ended up in his arms the very first meet. now any other guy wud have immediately hired the swan as a model, but asr locked her up spoilt her sis marriage, tore her dory(couldn't wait eh?) convinced she was a cheap hoax planned by competition...scared her off. he defamed her causing her emmigration to delhi, blew her up and she landed... where else? right into his lair, his office. to delhi from luck-now,luck now is everything.
there too her antics annoyed him and her spirit challenged him. he set her impossible tasks only to see them made possible. he forced her to model his shoot only to mesmerisedl,y look on as she shiut down his splendid models with a drop of her eyelids in her unaccustomed pose he dropped her from heights and deeper she pulled him down into restless budding love.
she next ends up in his house! ulp frying pan to the fire . daily encounters happen the rabba veys, while she tries to train his grlfrnd into a bahu. he cant get her outta his life as destiny/god intervenes and cant get her out of his mind as sleep does not intervene. he tries pushing her away as love scares him but ends up pulling himself closer to her.cant admit that luv hit him right in the face . grlfrnd sees this(anygirl except kkg would,😊 acidity indeed, i am 19and im not that innocent even if im not interestedin a bf yet)breaks up and leaves peacefully.
free of grlfrnd asr now flirts with her like a child with a new toy but a toy he can never overgrow. he ah! relief, can in wonder unwrap his precious diwali gift.(why didn't he switch the lights off before taking them off her? simple his brain at suspended mode ather beauty), diwali ka coin shagun bhi de dia. he cant kaabu himself any longer, tries to kiss her wagera rabba vey.
guy's brother falls in luv with girl's sis. marriage fixed convenient for our arhi eh?
nok jhok in fullmode. bets cheek kiss, mehendi...asr getting possessive... kkg ka sari tak choose karta hain, hai jalebi bai kya karvati ho hotwa se! waiter bana, of course he is still waiting for kkgsr, i want him to wait hand and foot on her for redemption trackwa.😡
bing!boom!shyam jha asr's p.d.d(precious dumbo di)'s ghar-jamai-hubby loves/lusts kkg(yes shyam both luvs and lusts like raavan did sita lotta similarities btween ipkknd and ramayana, cvs wanted to name it vaidehi once and then didn't). discovering them in compromising situation asr boils over. but p.d.d gonna have mini p.d.d, hence asr very stupidly married the supposed gold digger for 6 mnths. dumbo, she could now cause more damage in the family and spend more time with jha if she wants-----abnormal i told you. no more rabba veys for us poor souls we have more emotional atyachar than asr does to kkg who's at sea abt the marriage. making wifey sleep on verandah like a pet dog was an all time low(my dog, always sleeps on my bed, asr should folow my eg n make kkgsr sleep wid him on bed then consummation on suhaag raat). kkgsr retaliates with antics too much for me and arnav apparently though shirt swami was brilliant and bs in red shirt. 👏
when kkgsr does know cause of shyam(sham) marriage{cud not make head or tail of the suicide epi, why she wanted to comitted suicide for 6 mnth hubby DM knows} she committs the stupidest folly ever promptly gives up her means of sustenance once 6 mnth ends(dabba) and grows depressed. so much for star plus recasting of females---new thought, and becomes dabba herself, dependent on hubby dearest... 😭
asr leaves for london leaving stupid again pregggy di(no belly bump, is pregnancy ko kya naam doon) despite his wife's pleas, turns and goes oh turns and goes! right into kidnappers of jha. and asr goes missing actually torcher for us BS goes missing kidnapped from sets of ipkknd by movie makers.😭
now mr jerk jerkier than beef jerky, made to phone home, says ilu to wifey over phone...has anyone ever said 1st ILUover phone? record in guiness. no sorry, jerk(im a staunch kkg suppporter)
kkgsr being smarter than anji and raizadas( who dont wanna know how chotey is except mami, wanna see gifts) ki dimaag ki batti jali. bas detectivegiri shuru. love sanaya even more and mami too. finds him, asr ka next jerky move dreaming abt characterless girl, she has found him, no sorry still, but enjoys hug anyway, holds her close on every possible occassion. cheaPO, shaadi ka kharcha nahi kiya biwi ko pehla tofa firefly?(but luv them it was cute and thoughtful, her andhera fear in mind) then khushi ka small tear on dress bear nahi kar paya conservative laddoo, par more revealing clothes me biwi ko dekhta raha, almost blouse khol dia!!!!!😉 still no sorry, wow! jha ke night vision waale kidnappers ne toh interrupt kar dia consummation not begun,(i think this was star plus naya soch----DONT HAVE SEX WITHOUT CONDOMS😃, i posted it already someplace, never mind i'll repeat ). now he redeemed a bit surrender to save khushi. bashed wifey on head, thankDM kkgsr ka memory loss nai hua otherwise asr wudda stayed kidnapped till doomsday...aur i hope sanaya ko hay se allergy nahi tha
is guy ka talent dekho,saare serials ki saare heroines put together se zada behosh hota hain, genius at MUing, blindfold fights bruce leei ki tarah grill todta hai par wo beautiful kidnapper ko marke nahi bhag sakta. incidentally guys did u notice when arhi met in hideout for 1st rescue, baruns gentle banging calling khushi fluttered the wall?😛 grill torte waqt pura diwar nahi toota kafi hain. consequtive 2 bar kidnap koi nahin hua hoga aj tak...he broke the phone he got(who havent read yet search for ipkknd redux: laughter of gods. someone else posted it sroll down until u find a very hilarious piece on the bell railway false lead day) telepathy me kyu hideout address nahi bola pata nahin, bekar ke baate karke apona aur phone ka charge over. kaam kin baat ata hain to phone pe baith jsata hain its genetic remember how anji fainted at the point when he told her abt jha and khushi?🤢
anyway, i luv khushi trapping shyam, and nk, i wanna kiss u ray of hope,😉 butterfly kiss.
kkg grew up into kkgsr rather abruptly girl to woman in love. luv does that i guess grows u up
"thou shall drink deep of the cup of joy,
love shall burn thee like flame
pain shall cleanse thee like gold in fire..."----sarojini naidu
hope abnducted asr comes back soon, and grows up a bit knows truth and if he grows up like i said, ipkknd episodes will grow up too, ahem! mature. hoping for that. hope u laughed guys. those who have read my 'shart lagi hai mar jane ki updates' surprise ! i dont always write thaat gravely. bye my wee fingers r aching. and i gotta get my custom made usb like snakewa🥱
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