Chapter 1
Buaji, khushi and payal reach home at 10 pm..yes, it was quite late and everyone except buaji went to sleep.Buaji could help turning and tossing in her bed.she was tired but she could not sleep.She couldnt take that handsome man out of her mind , the one she met in the train😳.He was sitting jusst opposite to her in the train in the 2 days journey. Somehow , she fell asleep and woke up in the morning still feeling miserable😕.Could she ever see him again?? what will happen to her , if she cannot? woh to jeetay jee mar jayegi😭.
when payal saw buaji in such a miserable state, she quietly took bua to her room and asked-
Payal- Buaji, kya baat hain?? kya aap abhi bhi meri shaadi ke tootnay ko lekar pareshan hay ya khushi kay liye parehsan hain??
Buaji- kya meri zindagi sirf um log ho jiskay liye min pareshan rahoongi?🤢 main kisi aur baat se pareshan hoon.
Payal- ab toh main samajh gayi! Buaji , pension nahin milnay wali toh kya hua? khushi hay na, woh jo bhi kamayegi, woh hum dekh samajh kar kharch karenge.aap pareshan mat hona😊.
Buaji, who was blinking back tears , rn out of the room , her pallu flying wildly long with her hair..(tht thinn , loong choti of hers😆)
for two days she could not eat ANYTHING and so she lost 20 kg's and was 120 kg's after that much loss😭.
Just after 2 days , in the evening , when payal and kkg went out shopping, Buaji heard a knock on the door .She , though tired , went and opened the door... AND GUESS who was there??
yess ...the one and only MR. Bediii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bedi- dekhiye madhu , hum aapkay bagair nahin jee paa rahain hain...kripya karkay shaadi kay liye maan jaie naa!...😭--tht ws soo sadd and emotional--😛
Buaji- aap bas yahan se chale jaiyye, humain kisi aur say pyaar ho gaya hain😔.
saying that she slams the door and sits down there itself and starts cryin~EARTHQUAKE~.and just a moment later , someone knocks again and she,thinking its bedi ,opens the door and -
Bua- humay kahaan na! hum aapsay pyaar nahin kartay!! humain kisi aur se pyaar ho gaya hain!😡
JUST then she realizes, its not bedi , but its the sisters.kkg and payal!!😆..
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KKG- buaji?! aap ? yeh sabb???😲
Payal...shockeddd😲
Buaji-- ab dekho bitiyan , jitni zyaada umar ho rahi hay, utnay sundar hum ho rahain hay..jahaan jaatay hay koi n koi humpar marta hai.toh humnay bhi soch liya! ab hum bhi kisi par chance marenge ...HUM bhi kisi par marengee!
kkg and payal- to kis par mar gyi aap?
bua-- starts biting her small finger'abhi nahin batayenge bitiya...baat aagay to badnay do...😳
KKG AND PAYAL-😲
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KKG and Payal are alone in a room
KKG- jiji, buaji ne apni zindagi main bahut kuch saha hay par ..PYAAR! iss umar main?? kam se kam pehle hota toh theek hota , par yeh umr bahut zyaada hay!
Payal- haan khushi , par hum ismay dakhal andazi nahin karenge, unhe jo karna hay woh wo kar sakti hain.😛
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Bua in her room--
can get that handsome out of her mind
bua (thinking)- kahaan ho tum ? kahan ho??? ab aur intezaar nahin hota! 130 kg se 129.9 kg ho gaya hay hamara weight!! ab to taras khao babua!😭
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next day-
kkg leaves for work, payal goes to the market
bua cooking and burns her hand and starts crying😭 = EARTHQUAKE=🤢
and to add mirch masala to the earthquake bedi uncle comes running in the house 😲
bedi- baby!!! aap theek ho??
BUA- BABYY!!! iss umr main humko baby!😡sharm nahin aati kya??
Bedi- maaf kar de , hum to bas aapko elephant ka baby bula rahe thay, no chance ki main aapko insaan ka baby is haalat main bulaunga!😳
Bua- haathi ka baccha bula te ho saale!!! ab dekho, tujhe main apni hone waali shaadi main bulakar break dance karwaungi! tu hoga special guest!😡
Bedi suddenly feels that his heart stopped beating..he turns red 💔..he holds his heart and limps out of the house crying😭
Bua -acha to ladkiyon , hum baazaar hokar aate hay, nandkishore ke liye koi dhamaaka mat karna.
Khushi- hum kahaan dhamake karte hay bua ji!
Bua- achcha? To kal meri chaddar main who kaale aur motay se choohe kisnay daal diye? Mujhe unhe dekhkar bedi ki yaad aagayi!
Khushi 'arre buaji, bhool jaayie na iss buddhe ko, yeh pyaar aapko sirf dard dega!
Bua- eh? Kaaheka pyaar sanka devi!? Tumne kabhi phool ko haathi se pyaar karte dekha hay kya?
Khushi ( thinking) ' iss love story main toh dono bhi haathi hay, yeh phool kahaan se aagaya?
Bua- achcha toh abhi hum chalte hain sanka devi, agar who bedi fir se aaye toh usse kachre ke dabba par baitha kar belt se maarna!
Khushi (wondering)- hum maarein?
@ the market
Vegetable vendor-
Sabzi waala- kitnay baingan chahiye aunty ji
Bua- aunty hoga tera baap!
Sabzi waala- aunty toh lady hoti hay, mera baap man hay unfortunately daadiji!
Bua- agar who yahaan hota toh tumhe itna maarta ki tumhe apni aunty ki yaad aa jayegi
Sabzi waala- kaun maarega mujhe?
*** Shyam enters***
Shyamlie- main maaronga!((dabanng style))
Bua- tum , babua! Akhir tum hamain mil hi gaye!
Shyam- haan! Aur ab humain pyaar karne se koi nahin rok sakta!
Bua- runs toward him holding her skirt (or whatever it is ) and runs towards him and hugs him so tightly that people around thought it was PUBLIC MURDER.
Shyam- arrey aunty ji , yeh aap kya kar rahe ho?main aapko iss kamine se bacha rahaan hoon aur aap mere gale lag rahi ho!😲
Bua- (still hugging)- Aunty ji?! 😭-she looks up-- and is surprised to see its not her love shyam , its someone else😲
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I Wrote this lame thing LONG Back actually-I was very small then
...Sometime last year😉
Edited by -Neloufer- - 13 years ago
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