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ASR IS MY MAN !!!!! DATS IT, GET D HELL OUT OF HERE EVERYONE, N LEAVE DIS GREEK GOD TO ME, IL TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF HIM , TRUST MEEE...:p
my maverick, my altruistic cogent ASR MY dulcet !!! any more vocab left in me?? naaahh..my english teacher wud have given me a standing ovation in d class for my grammar abilities i tell ya ...;credit - a sexy man *thud*..W*F !!!!
i want him..now...im cumin for u baby, get urself shielded for im gona snatch u out of ur shelter n take u wid me to a land unknown ...rofl..:P
a free minded man, a wealthy man, a sexy man..shit, wat was my actual point??? yeahh..got it ...ahem..so a sexy man...err i mean seductive...wait...take a deep breath 1,2,3,4,5,6...10 so a man who is emancipated from old social evils, a man of high morals who louche d mama mami's cupidity in true asr style...W*F ..how many colors r dere to this sexy little thing...:P
provoking d feeling of manhood in his own employ?? ahem...quite literally !!!! yeaa..dat was super awesome...a man who is speechless when his wife is being insulted is spineless in my view, and asr is not a trespasser who wud watch all dis n stay quite, he is my man...from telling dis vapid dulha abt his responsibilities to making sure he marries fair n square was a trick well thought of, im telling u baby, come to me..:P
cant stop gushing abt him, how much one try to hate him, u just cant..my rogue assassin...:P
"a man who cant respect his wife and her family ,is undeserving of any promotion in my company"...ouch !!!! if i were a man, i must have right away slit my throat n died of shame..hahaha..:P
well said asr, but when wud u realize d same??? of course u were all dis while doing a great job of a sexy ...sorry..sweet submissive damaad, but all dis while u also disrespected ur own wife?? tho, its very evident u cant take her insult in public, but wat happens at home?? why in ur room d same respect disappears??? well, u have a reason , u always have a reason, ur great ur just too good...sorry again..ahem..so yeah..u have a reason..n dat reason is
-keepin safely apne purane ashiq ke diye huye gift wrappers wid d card attached(dhyan dijiyega)
abh bolo, ispe gussa na aye toh kya aye, i mean..W*F ??? khushi wat were u thinking?? okay fine u wanted to save d wrappers but card toh hata leti beta???? i mean, sexy rich men cant take infidelity, u knw dere skin gets itchy and dey star lukin older, and...W*F !!!!!
khushi it was totally ur fault, no one keeps a bas***d's gift wrappers so safely, u shud not have done dat n asr baby ...ur anger is justified here,besides, wat kinda husband wud take dis shit !!!! u provoke the truculent side of this man for nothing yaar, why do u have to force him into hating u ...now i knw she must have forgotten but , i still cant understand why wud one keep d wrappers wid d tag on ???? specially when u knw, dat man is a 2 faced shit head...arrghgh...anyway....ur actions r urs alone n ur response is best rested in u khushi, for i wana knw wat response wud asr get after knowing wat provoked him.
mama mia...sorry mama mami- dekho bhai seedhi baat ,no bakwas, shakal se toh dilli ke safdarjung mohalle ke sastey log lag rahey thhey, par , il give dat to ur wardrobe n jewelery,abh gold pehenke aogey toh lavish nahi lalchi hi lagna hai by god !!!!
mami to bahu rani- "sabh kuch halka hai, bhari pehenne se gardan lachak jati na"
bhai jabh pata hai toh pooch kya rahi ho duffer,usko bhi pata tha abt d adversity of wearing a heavy piece ,tabhi toh nahi pehena, wat r u telling her...gyani mami..:P
mami- kahan hain apke damad..ladki wale aur itna ghamand,aisa nahi hai ke hum unse milna chahtey hain
ahem..mami ji, sabse zyada bekarar toh aap hi lag rahi hain.,kyun kya baat hai...mama ji theek hain..ahem..la la laa la lalaaa..:P
aur yaar ghamand ki toh baat hi matt karo, we call it "arrogant ardent ASR" u see, style bhi koi cheez hoti hai mami...:P
huh, soney pehenne wali ko heere ki kya pehchaan...rofl..:P
n now dis question just tickles me everytym its brought up- aapne bhi toh abhi khushi ki shaadi ki hai, usmein toh kharcha hi nahi hua, i mean sindoor aur mangalsootra bhi muft,wahi mandir mein padey miley...n dey efficiently used it 4 d occasion -dont u read warnings people.."agyaat vastu ko haath na lagayein"..inhoney toh pehen hi liya...rofl..:P
khushi- santare ka rass????? wat????? say dat again?? we call it JUICE in dis part of d world, even manorma mami gives a weak try to pronouncing it right...at least she says juwiiicceee, even d uneducated ones knw its "juice", wat rass n all...come-on, itna toh bol hi sakti hai na...W*F !!!
khushi n arnav arguing- me goin..yay yay yay yayyy!!!!...kill each other today..ajh toh ho jaye...n den
drums broke d intensity, buaji broke d continuity, and dis silence n ignorance broke my patience..wassup wid dese disturbances man?? kabhi drums bajatey hain,kabhi fones bajatey hain...W*F !!!!
can 2 hearts argue in dere own room please??? arrghh..anyway...its still tym to break each others heads..i guess..:P
now, seriously, Arnav has every right to be wat he was today, why were those wrappers still kept as if a treasured gift frm ur lover?? why ?? specially if ur a man lyk asr, u try hard to bring in ur sanity into d situation n believe wat u see, n not run ur mind here n dere...dats all wat he did on d terrace,dats all wat he did today,besides,why wud he not be frustrated ???
its building up now,scuttling to a point whr neither wud she take dis change of moods of asr,nor wud he anymore control himself n lambaste her for her gud, n for his peace of mind,he needs to puke all dat he reminisce once in every 10 minutes..dats killing him already and i dont want 2 love birds to torture each other dis way for actualy no f***ing reason...d man who is at fault is producing babies n d people who have nothing to do wid it are producing empty fights ...hahh..funny :P
1 thing struck me right away,he kept telling her to shoo off,else he wud do something bad,to whom?? to himself or her??? dats d effect of his love on himself, he loves her so passionately now, dat even a thought of seeing her wid some other man cud lead to him being destructive,so wat wud happen when he'l realize she is innocent n just might have fallen for him,while he gave up on her. wud dis passionate man try to openly be passionate to khushi unapologetic dis tym...i wish so :)
i love dat guilt scene- how much iv had hurt her,how much i hate myself for doing dis to ,how can i turn d clock back ,not dat i cant,but why shud i ,isn't dis wat she deserves??? wao...bedlam across his mind ,whr is my love story heading??? besides,whr is my love or is she d one ,den why dose wrappers for gods sake...:P
now dat we know how Nobel dis man is, how well he handled this whole situation, dere is little left to question his character, dere just needs to be 1 outburst frm both d ends n 'we'l fall for each other again',tho after goin through a hell of a tym yet again ..:)
one thing iv noticed abt dis man, u cant stop him romancing his wife at any stage..haha my amorous asr wud dance wid her just after realizing she still keeps her lover's gift wrappers...well..isn't dat wat we call .."unconditional love"...rofl..:P
so yes, d title stands justified- Asr is gods own master piece...:P vainglorious??? abh bhai hai toh hai...aur kya khoob hai...haha...:P
my maverick, my altruistic cogent ASR MY dulcet !!! any more vocab left in me?? naaahh..my english teacher wud have given me a standing ovation in d class for my grammar abilities i tell ya ...;credit - a sexy man *thud*..W*F !!!!
i want him..now...im cumin for u baby, get urself shielded for im gona snatch u out of ur shelter n take u wid me to a land unknown ...rofl..:P
a free minded man, a wealthy man, a sexy man..shit, wat was my actual point??? yeahh..got it ...ahem..so a sexy man...err i mean seductive...wait...take a deep breath 1,2,3,4,5,6...10 so a man who is emancipated from old social evils, a man of high morals who louche d mama mami's cupidity in true asr style...W*F ..how many colors r dere to this sexy little thing...:P
provoking d feeling of manhood in his own employ?? ahem...quite literally !!!! yeaa..dat was super awesome...a man who is speechless when his wife is being insulted is spineless in my view, and asr is not a trespasser who wud watch all dis n stay quite, he is my man...from telling dis vapid dulha abt his responsibilities to making sure he marries fair n square was a trick well thought of, im telling u baby, come to me..:P
cant stop gushing abt him, how much one try to hate him, u just cant..my rogue assassin...:P
"a man who cant respect his wife and her family ,is undeserving of any promotion in my company"...ouch !!!! if i were a man, i must have right away slit my throat n died of shame..hahaha..:P
well said asr, but when wud u realize d same??? of course u were all dis while doing a great job of a sexy ...sorry..sweet submissive damaad, but all dis while u also disrespected ur own wife?? tho, its very evident u cant take her insult in public, but wat happens at home?? why in ur room d same respect disappears??? well, u have a reason , u always have a reason, ur great ur just too good...sorry again..ahem..so yeah..u have a reason..n dat reason is
-keepin safely apne purane ashiq ke diye huye gift wrappers wid d card attached(dhyan dijiyega)
abh bolo, ispe gussa na aye toh kya aye, i mean..W*F ??? khushi wat were u thinking?? okay fine u wanted to save d wrappers but card toh hata leti beta???? i mean, sexy rich men cant take infidelity, u knw dere skin gets itchy and dey star lukin older, and...W*F !!!!!
khushi it was totally ur fault, no one keeps a bas***d's gift wrappers so safely, u shud not have done dat n asr baby ...ur anger is justified here,besides, wat kinda husband wud take dis shit !!!! u provoke the truculent side of this man for nothing yaar, why do u have to force him into hating u ...now i knw she must have forgotten but , i still cant understand why wud one keep d wrappers wid d tag on ???? specially when u knw, dat man is a 2 faced shit head...arrghgh...anyway....ur actions r urs alone n ur response is best rested in u khushi, for i wana knw wat response wud asr get after knowing wat provoked him.
mama mia...sorry mama mami- dekho bhai seedhi baat ,no bakwas, shakal se toh dilli ke safdarjung mohalle ke sastey log lag rahey thhey, par , il give dat to ur wardrobe n jewelery,abh gold pehenke aogey toh lavish nahi lalchi hi lagna hai by god !!!!
mami to bahu rani- "sabh kuch halka hai, bhari pehenne se gardan lachak jati na"
bhai jabh pata hai toh pooch kya rahi ho duffer,usko bhi pata tha abt d adversity of wearing a heavy piece ,tabhi toh nahi pehena, wat r u telling her...gyani mami..:P
mami- kahan hain apke damad..ladki wale aur itna ghamand,aisa nahi hai ke hum unse milna chahtey hain
ahem..mami ji, sabse zyada bekarar toh aap hi lag rahi hain.,kyun kya baat hai...mama ji theek hain..ahem..la la laa la lalaaa..:P
aur yaar ghamand ki toh baat hi matt karo, we call it "arrogant ardent ASR" u see, style bhi koi cheez hoti hai mami...:P
huh, soney pehenne wali ko heere ki kya pehchaan...rofl..:P
n now dis question just tickles me everytym its brought up- aapne bhi toh abhi khushi ki shaadi ki hai, usmein toh kharcha hi nahi hua, i mean sindoor aur mangalsootra bhi muft,wahi mandir mein padey miley...n dey efficiently used it 4 d occasion -dont u read warnings people.."agyaat vastu ko haath na lagayein"..inhoney toh pehen hi liya...rofl..:P
khushi- santare ka rass????? wat????? say dat again?? we call it JUICE in dis part of d world, even manorma mami gives a weak try to pronouncing it right...at least she says juwiiicceee, even d uneducated ones knw its "juice", wat rass n all...come-on, itna toh bol hi sakti hai na...W*F !!!
khushi n arnav arguing- me goin..yay yay yay yayyy!!!!...kill each other today..ajh toh ho jaye...n den
drums broke d intensity, buaji broke d continuity, and dis silence n ignorance broke my patience..wassup wid dese disturbances man?? kabhi drums bajatey hain,kabhi fones bajatey hain...W*F !!!!
can 2 hearts argue in dere own room please??? arrghh..anyway...its still tym to break each others heads..i guess..:P
now, seriously, Arnav has every right to be wat he was today, why were those wrappers still kept as if a treasured gift frm ur lover?? why ?? specially if ur a man lyk asr, u try hard to bring in ur sanity into d situation n believe wat u see, n not run ur mind here n dere...dats all wat he did on d terrace,dats all wat he did today,besides,why wud he not be frustrated ???
its building up now,scuttling to a point whr neither wud she take dis change of moods of asr,nor wud he anymore control himself n lambaste her for her gud, n for his peace of mind,he needs to puke all dat he reminisce once in every 10 minutes..dats killing him already and i dont want 2 love birds to torture each other dis way for actualy no f***ing reason...d man who is at fault is producing babies n d people who have nothing to do wid it are producing empty fights ...hahh..funny :P
1 thing struck me right away,he kept telling her to shoo off,else he wud do something bad,to whom?? to himself or her??? dats d effect of his love on himself, he loves her so passionately now, dat even a thought of seeing her wid some other man cud lead to him being destructive,so wat wud happen when he'l realize she is innocent n just might have fallen for him,while he gave up on her. wud dis passionate man try to openly be passionate to khushi unapologetic dis tym...i wish so :)
i love dat guilt scene- how much iv had hurt her,how much i hate myself for doing dis to ,how can i turn d clock back ,not dat i cant,but why shud i ,isn't dis wat she deserves??? wao...bedlam across his mind ,whr is my love story heading??? besides,whr is my love or is she d one ,den why dose wrappers for gods sake...:P
now dat we know how Nobel dis man is, how well he handled this whole situation, dere is little left to question his character, dere just needs to be 1 outburst frm both d ends n 'we'l fall for each other again',tho after goin through a hell of a tym yet again ..:)
one thing iv noticed abt dis man, u cant stop him romancing his wife at any stage..haha my amorous asr wud dance wid her just after realizing she still keeps her lover's gift wrappers...well..isn't dat wat we call .."unconditional love"...rofl..:P
so yes, d title stands justified- Asr is gods own master piece...:P vainglorious??? abh bhai hai toh hai...aur kya khoob hai...haha...:P
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