# The Ugly Truth! ASR's Reality! - Page 5

Originally posted by: -MaanKiPari-

sammy you are your fantasies HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣But i do feel bad for you and sympathiez 🤗🤗

You add salt onto my wounds then expect me to overlook it with your hugs? *Baby eyes* I FORGIVE YOU! 🤗

Originally posted by: hindu4lyf

SAMMYYY!!!!🤗

How the hell did I miss this topic? Ok anywayy let's get back to your usual overly dramatic self :P

The dude didn't catch you? Bechari Sammy! :P wait, to top it all off he chuckled? LOL!

Btw I think it's just a case of us watching one too many KJo films..talk about giving us high hopes only for it to all come crashing down (quite literally crashing down for you actually😆) we're gonna turn in to the famous 200yr old Baa if we keep waiting for an ASR to enter our lives with Rabba Ve playing in the background. :P Or in your case you might suffer a few injuries after having no-one to catch you when you fall! lol

And sexiness has arrived at my post! 🤗

Are you outraged on my behalf? Because I am! How dare he not catch me? How dare he not pick me up!? How dare he laugh instead of roaring out like a caged lion! WHERE ARE MY ANIMAL MEN!

200 hundred year old Baa's with a few dozen cats living on our Superannuation money? Sounds like me! O__O I blame KJO for raising my hopes. No wonder why his single himself. His raised his own hopes too! 🤣

Originally posted by: anumber1

I think this is officially the funniest thing I have read on this forum. But yeah I hear you. At least you got an ASR-type looking at you. When I think I have one shooting glances my way, I get really excited only to realize he's Rabba veing with the skinny blonde chick behind me. Then I go wallow in my pity ritual that is cake, ice cream, and Adele. The only type of guys who even give me second glances are the bottom of the barrel types, momma's boys who look like Hagrid and have the personality of a soggy newspaper. Arnav hasn't made things any easier. I guess I gotta retreat into my head again and dream up my fantasies while I slowly start my cat collection.

Why thank you! 😆 *Bows and accepts invisible roses that everyone neglected to throw* LMAO! 🤣 I'd like to flatter myself in hoping that the ASR sees through the exterior (Makeup, makeup and whole lot of makeup) and witnesses the beauty of my golden heart! 🤣 Oh I hear you girl, I hear you. I like to wallow up in my sorrow listening to Adele singing 'Someone like you' whilst I munch on every form of junk found in my near surroundings!

*Nods head* Other than the ASR-type, I also have the Johnny Levers and Yash Chopra looking guys who have the confidence equivalent to a man that looks like Hrithik Roshan + John Abraham + Arjun Rampal + Damon Salvatore + Jensen Ackles COMBINED! 😳

Hear hear, I'm commencing with my cat collection too. Gotta have something to keep me company in my retirement home!

@ Manal & Pallu - You guys had a ball of a time with the laughing emoticons! 🤣

😆🤣 well like khushi said ''sappanoom ki duniyaam mein jeena hi accha hai...asali duniyaa mein dil tootha hai.😆

Originally posted by: _SiinnceMaan_

Why thank you! 😆 *Bows and accepts invisible roses that everyone neglected to throw* LMAO! 🤣 I'd like to flatter myself in hoping that the ASR sees through the exterior (Makeup, makeup and whole lot of makeup) and witnesses the beauty of my golden heart! 🤣 Oh I hear you girl, I hear you. I like to wallow up in my sorrow listening to Adele singing 'Someone like you' whilst I munch on every form of junk found in my near surroundings!

*Nods head* Other than the ASR-type, I also have the Johnny Levers and Yash Chopra looking guys who have the confidence equivalent to a man that looks like Hrithik Roshan + John Abraham + Arjun Rampal + Damon Salvatore + Jensen Ackles COMBINED! 😳

Hear hear, I'm commencing with my cat collection too. Gotta have something to keep me company in my retirement home!

Originally posted by: aishu30

😆🤣 well like khushi said ''sappanoom ki duniyaam mein jeena hi accha hai...asali duniyaa mein dil tootha hai.😆

This has to be one of the BEST most entertaining posts I have read in a LONG TIME...

Originally posted by: aishu30

😆🤣 well like khushi said ''sappanoom ki duniyaam mein jeena hi accha hai...asali duniyaa mein dil tootha hai.😆

LOL! That was pretty direct and without emotions! 🤣 Thanks for not motivating me to move on but to dwell in my pain instead! 🤣

Originally posted by: anumber1

O man, the guys with too much confidence and nothing to show for are the worst. I wish I lived in a romantic comedy cus you know that's the only way the sassy, clumsy girl gets the Adonis-bodied, mega rich, makes your knees jelly with one glance, and one word makes you roll around on the floor while salivating MAN. Indian soaps, Bollywood, Disney, Nicholas Sparks movies, and romcoms have set my expectation level way too high. And I'm with you on the make-up thing. BEAUTY IS MORE THAN SKIN DEEP!!! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!! Never mind I'll find...*crycrycry* My poor mother will not be having any grandchildren anytime soon.

Did I mention that your sense of humor is just absolutely amazing!? Please write essays for me and make me laugh! 🤣 I hear you woman, loud and clear = | The Greek God male specimens of beauty and/or preservable goods somehow ALWAYS fall in love with the clumsy-not-so-attractive-way-too-loud-and-prone-to-accidents-and-self-humiliation girls! *Raises arms and swings it around* HELLO, I'm here! In full FORM. Yet they walk right past!

More than anything, I solely blame Bollywood, Tellywood and my historical/paranormal romance novels!

TELLYWOOD

• ASR/Maan gave me hope that I could get employed by a very young, very rich and very attractive CEO who is hot headed, angry, mean, sexy and downright rude with attitude. And all those mentioned attributes would fall for innocent and natural ME!
  
• Angad (KYPH) gave me hope that a rock star celebrity with all the worlds international females falling at their feet, would ignore them and fall for the romantic and simple FAN like ME!
  
• Prem (KZK) gave me hope that a player and badass would eventually fall in love and believe in it because of ME. He will also turn into a vegetable for ME! DAMN IT! ME! *Roars*
  

BOLLYWOOD

• SRK in Devdas gave me hope that he would drink his life away in depression for ME. He will also call out my name as he breathes his last FOR ME!
  
• Salman Khan in Tere Naam gave me hope that he would turn mental for ME. He will run away with chains just to find ME! And when he thinks I'm dead he will walk back to the mental hospital with 'Tere Naam' playing in the background JUST. FOR. ME!
  
• Aamir Khan in Ghajini gave me hope that after being hit on his head with a rod, his 15 minute memory will only hold flashbacks of ME. He will kill EVERYONE in the span of 15 minutes JUST FOR ME!
  

Damn it damn it damn it! I think you and I will be plopping children at the same time with this rate!