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ASR's Astrology Forecast for the week
1. The week will prove an assault on your sensory nerves. Take extra precaution to avoid over stimulation and energy drain.
2. Pleasure is assured if you only seek the opportunity. Limit your tendency to swat away golden chances. Your Venus in the house of love can go either ways ' from extreme pleasure to extreme pain. Preserve your energy for the end of the week marathon session.
3. Work related aspects will be slow, business decisions will be delayed.
4. Living conditions to get worse. Avoid greasy foods and excess gas.
5. Take special care to not hurt your back. Choose comfortable and easy to remove clothes.
6 Spoilers predict More MU in your charts. Confusion, brain freeze must be avoided at all costs
6 Spoilers predict More MU in your charts. Confusion, brain freeze must be avoided at all costs
6. To alleviate all the negative forces working on your charts this week, practice Sheersasana (Headstand), it improves blood flow to your brain away from other pressure points .
World renownend astrologer - Sri Batuk Maharaj's suggestion's for ASR's Astrological problems :
1) Atte ke chote chote gole bana kar jamuna ji mein bahayiye .
2) Atte ko goond kar moti- moti rotiyan bana kar gaay ko kilayiye .
3) Atte ka face pack banayiye aur apne poore chehere par lagayiye .
4) Atte ka ubtan bana kar apne 10 minutes wale shower se pehele apne poore badan par maliye .
5) Aur apne imagination ke hisab se Atte ke sath jo kuch bhi kiya ja saktha hai kariye.
Apparently Atta is the only solution to all the problems and MU's in your life 😆
LOL post as usual 😆
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