CVs - Petition for ASR-Khushi Divorce - Page 42

As I watch this show, I'm constantly asking myself: "Do you really think a relationship should be that difficult?" Then I'm reminded that we were promised an "epic" story and that nobody ever wrote songs about the ones that came easy. If you want to make good on that promise – give me a love story that spans years and continents, where lives are ruined, bloodshed. Y'know - EPIC!

What do we have instead? A story that goes nowhere, shaky and inconsistent character sketches at best, a female protagonist whose pride seems to shrivel up at a moment's notice, a male protagonist who needs therapy, constant abuse, and let's not forget comedy that makes you cringe.

Ahem. Okay, I've pulled myself together. Now hand me over that petition. In fact, could I just create multiple IDs and sign this over?

Originally posted by: madmaxine

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Once upon a time

There was a lotus in a pond

The pond was pristine

Until a new day dawned.

A day that brought with it

So much dirt and grime

That even that sweet smelling lotus

Started smelling like slime

Pond said to Lotus

Lotus, why don't you bloom?

I thought you liked filth?

Why all this doom and gloom?

Lotus replied, Oh no dear Pond!

I'm selective in choosing my vice!

I only like filth that comes from sewage

I'm not what you liberals call pro-choice!

I walk the path

of straight and narrow

I wear blinkers so I stray not

Into the realms of the shallow.

Now you with your opinions

That you dare to voice

You've made me sick

Go ahead..rejoice!

But remember Pond

I am the LOTUS

A software that's defunct

But not deflowered, not yet..no coitus!

The pond said, I'm sorry

To have offended you, Oh Lotus!

But really, in all honesty

This is SJ's post..and she's better than POTUS! 😆

Sorry for spamming. I had to. Couldn't help myself.

Originally posted by: tiya229

haw! aisa kya?? hidden messages? like CLUE? chal meri baari... okay, why did Khushi press the right foot and not the left? why did Khushi wear green anarkali? why does khushi wear brown lipstick?

hmm.. symbolisms, why is there exactly, one inch difference between each chair in RM dining table? why does ASR use grey laptop instead of black? why does Arnav use soap and not Axe shower gel-- hai devi maiyaa, isme kya symbolism hai?

is there some symbolism in Arnav's hair standing exactly 5 inches off his forehead, why not six? haww!!!!

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

let me explain one to you.
@bold - because he uses the same hair gel that mary used in There is Something about Mary??

Originally posted by: Rabba-Ve-Delena

What is the symbolism for ASR being shirtless so much lately?🤓😈

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

let me explain one to you.
@bold - because he uses the same hair gel that mary used in There is Something about Mary??

Originally posted by: tiya229

haw! aisa kya?? hidden messages? like CLUE? chal meri baari... okay, why did Khushi press the right foot and not the left?

Because Right leg ki nas seedha *Ahem Ahem* ko jata hai.☺️

why did Khushi wear green anarkali?

Because Green is the new Black..Pfft..

why does khushi wear brown lipstick?

Because she ran out of pink one..😳

hmm.. symbolisms, why is there exactly, one inch difference between each chair in RM dining table?

Because hum saath saath hain..samjhi tum..😡

why does ASR use grey laptop instead of black?

Kya farak payndha hai.. He is just typing gibberish or playing solitaire..I petition for a calculator instead of laptop for ASR.🥱

why does Arnav use soap and not Axe shower gel-- hai devi maiyaa, isme kya symbolism hai?

☺️ Cos every girl here hopes she is the soap he can hold and not the gel which will slip off his hands..☺️

is there some symbolism in Arnav's hair standing exactly 5 inches off his forehead, why not six? haww!!!!

☺️ Who care of inches of hair.Talk about where it matters.😆

Originally posted by: Rabba-Ve-Delena

What is the symbolism for ASR being shirtless so much lately?🤓😈

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

yeh VRS kya hai? viagra ka naya brand name hai?