Notice to those waiting with baited breath for the
Biggest, Baddest Revelation of the Century -
The running saga of hurtful past of Arnav,
the mother of all reasons that will explain his current rash and cruel behavior and distrust,
guess what
THERE IS NONE!!! He was always this way
The young Arnav had as much Irritable Bowel Syndrome as the older ASR. Proof? See the Childhood Anjali-ASR scene.
And here I was waiting with baited breath to find the mother of all silver bullets that would explain Iss IBS Ko Kya Naam Doon.
Another Balloon Pricked, literally and figuratively.
Khushi as Goopee BooHoo - When your own backyard is messed up, CVs, please don't go making mockery of others!
Shout out to MadMaxine/Vidhya
The plagiarism continues, my love, and this time it's none other than the CVs who lifted your SuGAG Raat OS."Swami"
Wardrobe Malfunction of the day
ASR - my shirts??? When did my wardrobe become United Colors of Benetton?
Khushi - My Swami, My Personal Angry Vegetable Garden, see these little carrots and peas prints. LOVE IT.
ASR - Where are the buttons?
Khushi - This is new style, no buttons, only velcro
ASR - Where are the fly zippers?
Khushi - This is new style. No zipper, only velcro
ASR - Has she been watching re-runs of Desi Boyzz!!
Me - Hunh!! From Chandni Chowk to China???
DHISSH Moment of the day (DHISSH - Cymbals for the uninitiated to Bollywood)
Anjali - Let me give you relationship advice
Me - DHISSHHH!
ASR - Akash, you keep your cupboard keys with you??? Unbelievable!!
Akash - Bhai, you don't want Payal to discover my S&M paraphernalia, now do you?
ASR - Yes, understandable, I removed mine before Khushi moved into my room
Akash - Bhai!!! You too??? Why didn't you tell me?
Me - DHISHHH!!!
New Entry of the month
Miss Bubbly
Wait! Isn't that role already done by Khushi?
Double Entendre of the day
Khushi - He hates to love? Baby, I can fake "it" too.
Me - Yes, yes, read ASR seduction series.
(Credit - freezie)
Anjali - Aapko Na ek naye chotay nazar aayenge, Such!
Me - SUCH??? Got it.
Precap
<crickets>
State of the Forum
(just switched the dialogs of FM1 and FM2, i got serious complaints and PMs that I always allow FM1 to talk first. So, this time FM2 talks first, happy??)
Forum Member 2 (FM2) - Groan! Comedy, not again!
FM1 - It was good! OMG OMG OMG, she was brilliant!
FM2 - Are you kidding me?? She was channeling other-no-sex-no-passion-serial love?
FM1 - I know, beautiful. I am so happy!! They will never kiss, no kissing, no touching yaaay!!!!
FM2 - How dare she mess with his wardrobe? He is the MIGHTY ASR!
FM1 - Why not? She is the MIGHTY ASR's wife?
FM2 - I hate the lack of intensity
FM1 - I love the bent of comedy
FM2 - Where is the story with a difference they promised?
FM1 - Use your remote, you moron.
FM2 - I will do what I please, shove your advice up yours
FM1 - No you shove your face up yours. You other-no-sex-no-passion-serial-lover!!!
FM2 - How dare you call me that, you, you, other-no-sex-no-passion-serial-lover!!!
FM3 - But, but, this is IPL week guys, don't expect any progress.
FM1 & FM2 - SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago