I know I know! You guy's are going to label me Snake lover and then judge me like all those people who judged "Nigger Lovers" and "Tree Huggers"... see where I'm going with this? Racists!! Or to label you properly: Barunists!!!
Anywho I couldn't help but envy Shyam today, he has a comfortable home to live in, and a brother in law who hitherto used to fund his finances, a wife who dotes on him and lets him sleep with her!! What wouldn't I give for a Rani Sahiba of my own; one who appreciates everything that I do (my husband called my recent unArhi related piece of writing childish and forced crap), who fawns over me (hubby dearest says I love you with a sheepish grin when ever I make a sour face... and never otherwise). who gives me oodles of money for no reason at all (husband ji can't stop the save save and save some more jap)...
So yes Shyamou... I envy you... I wish Anjali was a lesbian and would accept a bisexual Munchy who would keep both siblings satisfied!! They wouldn't need the Snake or the Pom Pom Dabba Girl... I would be enough for the both of them. And Arnav will be happy that his sister is happy and Anjali will be happy that Chhotay is happy... and I will be happy cos I get to shack with two hot people who would treat me like a Queen and wouldn't dream of me cheating on them... and all three of us can go to Bali together!!!!
WHAT THE f**k MOMENT OF THE DAY:
Teacher Teacher! Salle Sahab nay Khushi ki choti ko kheencha!!
Nahai Miss!! Mainay nahi kiya.. Shyam teri tou!!!
Why does Arnav ji hate me? Why does he keep saying I hurt him, or betrayed him... why... hey why is he giving his Jija ji, my ex fianc and Ajali ji's current chotia bhain chod husband that look... maybe... 1+1:2... No! phst! Sanka Devi tou bhe na! *smacks self on head and smiles like an idiot at ones self denial!*
Edited by minimuffin86 - 13 years ago