'Cos he would never effing call her.
What is Payal's ring tone?
Tanha Tanha (She's hoping Akashji will take the hint!)
What is Arnavji's ring tone?
Kal ho Na ho (His therapist told him he needs to let go of his Oedipal rage. He f**king trying. Give him credit.)
What is Khushi's ring tone?
Kill Bill (Anyday now, her inner "Bride" will take over. Then watch the shit hit the fan all you Arnav sympathizers, anti-domestic violence brigade, everyone really!)
What is Akash's ring tone?
His phone is on silent. Always.
What is Anjaliji's ring tone?
Sarkailo Khatiya (She's using her husband's phone these days)
What is Shyamji's ring tone?
Sexy Sexy Sexy (He's using his wife's phone. She's trying to stay sexy while pregnant for her insatiable husband!)
Why is Happyji called Happyji?
What? He can't possibly be called just Happy! Ji is like oxygen. Necessary for life.
Why is Happyji called Happyji?
Because if he was called Khushi he'd be married to Arnavji. 😳
If Happyji had a bad marriage would he become Sad-ji?
No ji. He'd have the blues for a little bit and call himself Crappyji. And then when life got better, he'd marry Luckyji and name his kids Hackyji and Lappyji. 😳
This is beyond awful. I'm not sure you'd want me participating in your threads anymore. 😳
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