Originally posted by: serialjunkie
My laptop crashed last nite. This topic is typed using the scrunched up excuse of a keypad on the IPAD. Don't be surprised if typos look like profanity, its not really my fault, I swear, its the autocorrect.
Thoughts
Me - One two three, off went the vest
Four five six, is your shirt next?
seven eight nine, please undress fast
ten, elev...forget it, forty eighty, hundred, to the parts that are best
Holy F@##$, that masculinity will kill me, and the rage, oo la la
Me - I wish akash were Khushi' real brother. Oops, that would make him Payal's brother. Well, they do the sibling act pretty good. Hain Ji? Haan Ji.
RM house furniture conversations:-
Patio Table - Ouch! you broke my leg again! @#$@#$
Blanket - I feel lonely out here, Who the hell was using me last night?
Pillow - Yikes, she just dumped me into the water!
Bed - Somebody, f*##$ng use me!!!
Draperies - lets fly wheee
Poolside - Oh the sh**#ty drama, not again!
ASR - I hate you. But my caramel eyes want to undress you right here by the poolside
Khushi - I scratch, I scream, Meooow!
ASR - Try me
Khushi - Not tonite honey, i got a headache.
Khushi - Forget it., Devi Maiyya, I will find another friend. CUE - NEW ENTRY
Forum - But you hate ASR!
Me - What? Me? Hate? No!!. I love him.
Forum - But you called "it" a Pig
Me - Pig? Would horse be better?
Forum - Forget it, he is ours
Me - I checked his b@tt, its not branded!! He can't be yours.
Forum - we will bash you
Me - I will report you
Forum - You can't have him
Me - See me do him, errr it.
Forum - ARRRGGGHHH What do you want?
Me - Just a room and ASR, leave us alone.
Precap - Tear down the rest of that shirt ASR!! I swear I won't call it a PIG, How about I call it Sexy??
Kumkum Bhagya
Anupamaa
