AjEeB iShQ- I Nafrat U like I farak U - Page 28

Originally posted by: Priya_128

today was an episode of high velocity drama

garima, bua, nani, glee demanded lines oh rama

8 months in and we barely speak

for this reasons u better ur scripts tweak

glee oh glee she shocks me the most

the sacchrine lady, forgot her dost

how could you do this, answer me now

she shook the poor girl and how

blinking airhead she generally be

finds her voice and doesnt let the moment flee

the granny dear remembers her morals again

so what if she inflicted on the girl pain

standing in white she joined the bandwagon

yelling at lalwa, oh u abhaagan

maami in character, expected of her

the only non butchered soul, here they didnt err

kbt and ps ki dushman

master plan kiska, bolo oh samdhan

grim weeper grim, the evil-est of all

doesnt take a moment, to pushe her and make her fall

the one who wanted to lie, so laundry woman could go

today she wants to know, how dare u such seeds sow

hotwa dashing, he literally did

from the scene of the crime, he got himself rid

tomo u fight the proclaimed villain

but stand up against ur family's grillin(g)

be the character we love,

dig deeper into the mystery fow(l)

the girl in red, with her tears in tow

her father only support, others adding to her woes

nor friend nor lover, nor brother to the rescue

well if family didnt help, how would these have a clue

strong that she is, she will do her best

but no melodrama please as u give this test

cvs dear, we get your need for filmy-ness

but please cut this scene, and get in some finesse

enough of the orphan pokes,

her sister is a complete joke

payal is a bum,

cant believe she cant read her sister's gum

let someone out of this entire clan redeem themselves in our eyes

NK or shashi, go on be a little wise

Priyaaa!!!! Totally lub it!! @bold --- you nailed it girl!!!

Payal is chewing on her sister's gum
Crying at the taste rancid, and yet her tears trump
The screenplay right out of the dhokila recipe
Kneading a dough of pain and tears, mixed to perfection steam(y)!!

CVeees, wah kya soch hai sayaani
Villain driving this kahaani
The dimwit navigating this bubble
The soap stinging our eyes and stuck in his stubble

Hotwaa's looks dashing we like
This act dashing we dislike
He put a brake on the slime's pace
Now make him stop this grilling please!

Turn around this story soon
Take charge of the direction
Don't follow SP's road map
Stick to your chosen lap
It is a scenic route that we enjoy
Of unheard tracks and untested ploy(s)
It will be a journey to remember
Change the light to green, don't get stuck at amber

Khushi speaketh:

what the farak? kaisa yeh jadoo?

Originally posted by: mommy2000

Priyaaa!!!! Totally lub it!! @bold --- you nailed it girl!!!

Payal is chewing on her sister's gum
Crying at the taste rancid, and yet her tears trump
The screenplay right out of the dhokila recipe
Kneading a dough of pain and tears, mixed to perfection steam(y)!!

CVeees, wah kya soch hai sayaani
Villain driving this kahaani
The dimwit navigating this bubble
The soap stinging our eyes and stuck in his stubble

Hotwaa's looks dashing we like
This act dashing we dislike
He put a brake on the slime's pace
Now make him stop this grilling please!

Turn around this story soon
Take charge of the direction
Don't follow SP's road map
Stick to your chosen lap
It is a scenic route that we enjoy
Of unheard tracks and untested ploy(s)
It will be a journey to remember
Change the light to green, don't get stuck at amber

Originally posted by: Dammmit

Khushi speaketh:

what the farak? kaisa yeh jadoo?

I am now Mrs ASR. Ab hasoon ke *aadoon? (think Salman humor)

Amma, Bua, stop it! for you no sympathy I feel

u have bigger things to worry about, like your next meal

Jiji get a grip listen to this patey ki baat

don't forget ur enema before the suhaag raat

Jijaji you can do it just compose yourself

you WILL handle the s-raat without my Hotwa's help

Mamiji aap ko thenga

phatti saari ab bani lehenga

ab roeeiye with tears fake

flake ho gaya eyeshadow cake

stop with grilling please dear Nani

cut it! varna banegi Laxmi ki biryani

Anjaleeji, now Anjali Di

u are my chuddi buddi

please restrain your baby daddy

thats yr hubby but my kabab mein haddi

now where is my Hotwa?

what are his plans for this raatwa?

Why is missing like the cocoa from my chocolate?

Maybe he is busy shopping at Victoria's Secret

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mrs. ASR in a role snarky
Giving thengas and wearing them lehngas trendy

Amma, Bua ko maro goli
Shashi babu ko please lautado uski boli

"Grilling" afterall brings out the right flavor
Laksmi ki Biryani will be a dish to savor

Daddy to be is a chicken boneless
Hiding behind his wife's pallu, shyamless
Forget about him, he is a cheater
Soon he will be knitting his baby's sweater

Hotwaa is by the pool side missing this grilling
Plugging his ears to the never ending screaming
Trying to "figure" out the best "fit"
It's no "secret" anymore, this is it!!!!

Holy moly!! What is all this odeing? You all outid yourselves today!! And that too for such a crappy episode!!👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 too good!!loved everyone of them!

ahahhahahahaahhhah...🤣 (ctrl c ctrl v)

you Gurlls have me seriously laffin!

I thought of quoting the odes but that wld. become a MAHAQUODE..!

Silk Siswas

Soda High On Sucrose

Effer(tlessly)vescent Har Roz

Surrounding us

Speaker Sis-te(a)ms BOSE

Reducing the volume of my (V)ODES

from Siri-eeks to Jerry squeaks

Ha!

I Maybe an Unplugged

5% UnderDOG SubWOOFer

but

I've My Playback Odester Poster

Melly who TRiPs on the Telly

the I (PODE) of My Apple

(Reverse Gear)

The Under(lurker)Belly of Jelly

(Name on her MasterCard = Saathiya's WOH-U Gopi)

= You'll Love Her like You Farak Me!

Ha!...(2)

Loonyli..

Naaka Mooka.. Naaka Mooka..

Taangue Touching Nose

Harpic Ad, You knows?

You silly g(o)ose (2 1 ka o)

have me Bathroom singing ..Loonyliii

on the Balcony

(a la Siri's Chandniii)

only the flower plants below kee..eeled

turning a distinct shade of green🤢

and whadduknow

Ajeebly they were a Ro(u)se

..so I can tell you..

your p(h)unny rhymes blows

(what?! blows rhymes whee..ll)

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like the Hawaa in Hawaa Hawaii

logically frivolous

like a straight line ... . of(f) course

wouiii

Originally posted by: scarletaura

Silk Siswas

Soda High On Sucrose

Effer(tlessly)vescent Har Roz

Surrounding us

Speaker Sis-te(a)ms BOSE

Reducing the volume of my (V)ODES

from Siri-eeks to Jerry squeaks

Ha!

I Maybe an Unplugged

5% UnderDOG SubWOOFer

but

I've My Playback Odester Poster

Melly who TRiPs on the Telly

the I (PODE) of My Apple

(Reverse Gear)

The Under(lurker)Belly of Jelly

(Name on her MasterCard = Saathiya's WOH-U Gopi)

= You'll Love Her like You Farak Me!

Ha!...(2)

I heard your (sub)WOOF(er) LOUD even when unplugged!!! ahaaa ahaaa!!! I guess we are PLUGGED in to each other's thoughts night & day!! Your night, my day!! Cuz the SLEEP mODE surrounds me in the night!!

(seriously, my sense deserts me during the day too!!!)

Its MAHA-SHIVRATRI..

I theenk HE is the Most Manly among Hindu Gods

Self-Mani'd Nails to Metallic Blue Green

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Shivji just sniffed at my offering

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So told him KJo is making a movie with Hrithik as Lord Shiva

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L.Shiv *winked at me with his 3rd eye* and said..

All Hrithik can do ees...

...Just Dance!

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ahahahhahhahahah!

(have to laugh at his sarii PJs ..before I recount.down my sins)

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