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Hola People ...oh come on take a break ...from crying ...say hello ...
that I am fan or rather phan (in KKGelese) of the show would be evident from my presence on the forum ...that I am chicken hearted would be evident from my ramblings..i.e if you have the patience to read through my ramblings
Tuesday February 7th 2012 ...3:15 PM .Place of Work ...Gurgaon
Chicken Phan aka Me going crazy ...Human resources have turned into horrible retrogrades ...me thinking would murdering the HR director just get me fired or actually arrested ...do they actually arrest people for doing public good... like would murdering snake actually lead to phaansi ...I mean do not they have special section of IPC ...actually felicitating such acts ...
oh wow... time for a coffee break ...need my IPK dose ...sneak into the forum ...holy sh*t bl***dy new promo ...idiot cVs could not wait till V-day ...oh no ...will they think i was off my rocker If I kill myself over a TV show...oh well
startegize ...strategize ..one epi a day ...do not think too much ..hell it is only a promo...
8:00 PM Home Gurgaon
epi good...haule haule romance ...Arnav babua serving aloo subzi ..i live
Wednesday February 8... 8:00 PM home
ok Anjali in car ...hey the petrol is leaking the car should run out of the fuel hey ..it will stop ...on its own don't worry ...CVs are scaring for the sake of it ...why do i watch the damn show...lucknow darling lucknow ...who the hell cares about intense love story...not me ..how many intense stories have I read ...err would you consider dan brown intense love stories ...naah fredick forsyth ...naah ..stephen king ...then why on earth do you watch the show ...coz they had bara imambara on the back drop and the girl was wearing a chikan suit... yeah yeah ...now bear it...
hey you can take a girl out of lucknow ..not lucknow out of a girl ...err maybe Ma*y*w*ti might erect my statue for my loyalty
can't the car some how trample on this slimy reptile ...
ohh god...ok breathe in breathe out ..hey she is alive ..other wise the promo does not happen..ok what is worse Anjali dying or the promo thing .. some one shoot me...
Thursday February 9 8:00 PM home
ok let me see if she is alive ..I am not watching any further ... phone rings .. it is hubby dear ..me jaldi bolo...hubby: you watching that idiotic show ...me :shut up ... hubby ...I am travelling to banglore tomorrow..me : thank god ...hubby ..what do you mean thank god...me: she is alive ... hubby : somebody would have died because of my travel plans? me .:.never mind ttyl...
8:21 PM ...commercial break ,,,, it sinks in..what crap...he is travelling on Friday..who travels on a friday ...hubby dear does ...ASR does...naah ASR doe not travel anywhere ...unless it is to lucknow in a chopper..why the bloody hell can't he get out of that house ...he does not need to witness slimy singh's antics ...yes he does ...oh well but I don't need to ...me not watching the epi tomorrow..yeah good strategy ..will first sneak in the forum to see what is going on and then muster courage ..
8:30 PM the idiots actually showed the precap ...hey they could have let us live ...oh darn...no do not worry ...she is just saying a line ...the line after this will clarify to Arnav whose side she is on ..oohh god I do not mind the old ASR ...but the heart break on both side ...drat me not watching ...
11:00 PM...oh hell does some one actually loose sleep over a show ...worrying about people who do not exist ...should I go to the forum...no every one will be as depressed I am ...ok favorite past time ...pick on hubby ...why on earth are you travelling over the weekend ...hubby :can't help it ..boss flying out of the country on Monday ...me : bull sh*T ...we have not gone out on a friday for such a long time...hubby that is because you never leave your show and the forum ..me :but I want to leave the show tomorrow, hubby: great you mean you are quitting the show ...me :who said anything about quitting ..hubby :sigh of despair ...me- sigh of despair ...
hey don't worry ..the CVs always turn it positive ...KKG will just put the snake on the mat ..don't worry
Friday February 10 6:30 PM .. place of work
have a call at 7:30 ...should I take it from office ...then can;t be home at 8:00 PM to watch the show .. yes good strategy ..ohh no ...FIL needs to go out ...have to reach home oh drat ...
7:58 PM..hey the discussion going strong ...the call will continue for another 40 minutes yippeee...call convenor---hey guys it is friday evening let me not hold you any further..enjoy your weekend ...we will continue the discussion on Monday ...bl**dy hell of all the days today he wants to respect people's weekend ...
ok me not watching ...me staying in this room ...no TV...
the remote magically appears in my hand ...oh ok ..me putting the TV real loud and sitting in the next room..i will just hear not watch
me in front of TV ...will throwing a slipper really damage the LED..shut up ...this is hubby's dream 46 inch LED ..can't risk your marriage over snake's extra marital lustings ...
hey why the hell she is mouthing all the right things now ..she should keep them till he comes on the scene...
why the hell are you just standing there ...go after your girl ...arrey yaar didi sewa baad mein kar lena...
idiot why can't you just knee him in the balls , why the hell are you just standing there girl..who wrote this scene ...oh God what a stupid thing to say ...ohh God ... how will it ever get right ,,,I hope NK camcorder some how recorded it all...
ohh God..how will I survive the coming days ...
oh fellow mourners ..may DM and Nandkisshore be with you ...may the force be with Arshi...oh can I get temporary amnesia ...can IPKKND be erased from my memory ...
can we fast forward please CVs..pretty please...
ok Chicken Phan is dead ...and if you survived reading this you will survive the heartbreak and torture coming up ...smile ...you look beautiful
Disclaimer..the Post is against no character ..just ramblings of a loyal viewer
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