Poems From The Baysharam Heart

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Vidhya (madmaxine):

Lady,
You are crazy.

His shirt maybe white
But he still delights.

If he ditched that waistcoat
Now, that'd make me gloat.

For that is for old fogeys
Or for tiny, ugly doggies

Hot, young randy men
G-strings are what suit 'em!

Munchy:

Men in white
May always delight

But men in blue
Leave you in a puddle of goo

His abs would be smoking
(And you know I aint joking)

When he removes the t
I would drop to one knee
And beg him to scream MUNCHY

Vidhya:

Minimuffin86
You're on a trip!
And I just love it.


Munchy:

Barun Barun in the Hall
Wont you say my name at all?

Arnav Arnav Please be pissed
I am after all a masochist

Take me o Take me As you want
I will not mind, nor change my font (😕)

Now it comes to you O Snakwa
Go away you big Jokewa!

Akash bitwa don't be dumb
Get a big box of ribbed condoms!

Vidhya:

Baa baa Laxmi
Have you any wool?

Are you f**king joking?
I'm a lamb, not a sheep

Munchy:

Bichhoo

O you dark avenger of the night
You gave snake ji such a fright

wont you go and sting ASR if you can
So he can then become Bichhoo Man

And sting me senseless all night long
And snap his claws in a merry song

Vidhya:

She types in dirty
Like the night of
Soft-core pictures and "blue" skies

And all that's best
in S&M
meet in her writing
and her ken.

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Posted: 13 years ago
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When you put it all together, it sounds even more beysharam. But-oh-so fun!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Dhal Dhal karnay laga
When i see ASR's adda

Chutki kati Hotwa nay
Aur Jiya ra darnay laga

Sainyaan kuch mat chhorna!
bus mayra moun mat tourna!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hahaha! Your very high we already established but this is tooo funny!!!

When he removes the t
I would drop to one knee
And beg him to scream MUNCHY

haha that cracked me up!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Bahir say koi andar na aa sakay
Sadda haq mujh pay jata sakay

He growls "You, Shorty
Don't talk to me like that!"
I purr "I've been naughty
Paddle me with a bat!"

Strings are broken behind my back
Why is it good sense i lack
I should have given him tit for tat
And broken the buttons to reveal his tat
Of a Heart with a MOM emblazoned on top
My bad boys a softy! O no! please stop!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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OMG! You guys are so "besharam! "

but it was HILARIOUS! Cracked me up!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Oh you twoo, definitely besharam 😆 and Munchy, you still want him to yell you're name...bas, thats enough now, let others have a chance. loll!!
You guys are hilariousss! A Good read ;) Lage Rahoo..
Edited by nyxx - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Neela Neela sky
Says hello hi
what the?! don't be shy
i will make you cry
in ecstasy, so why
do you say bye bye?


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Posted: 13 years ago
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This is my first and will be my last attempt :p

munchy you say you want to see him without his tee
but the question is can you handle him in all his glory

his feet are quite big and you know what they say
one with big feet will have a good treat to lay

hope this little ramble made some sense
if it didnt i'll jump over the fence

sorry couldnt help myself and posted :$
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: minimuffin86

Bahir say koi andar na aa sakay

Sadda haq mujh pay jata sakay

He growls "You, Shorty
Don't talk to me like that!"
I purr "I've been naughty
Paddle me with a bat!"

Strings are broken behind my back
Why is it good sense i lack
I should have given him tit for tat
And broken the buttons to reveal his tat
Of a Heart with a MOM emblazoned on top
My bad boys a softy! O no! please stop!



Roses are red
His shirt ain't blue
I heart him
But I hate his tattoo!

If Mommy's in his heart
Then where am I, in his mind?
Nah...don't think so!
He ain't that blind.

He loves me so
Or so he says
What he really loves
Is that I never say Nay!


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