THE FOUNDER
Senior Member
Shashi's (Mood)ras to Shyam (another in the Moody series)
the madhu mute-y: talk to the fist sistahh
the ashir[Wat The]: bl(e)ss'phemy
the daale mehendi dance-off: Dard-E-Rab Rab
(Sashi's Rab ba Ve with Shyam)
the s(h)aap: curse the snake shyamoo
the Bush vote count: How many? 5.. but I can see only 4
The Invalid (Vote) middle finger counts, you moron!
(psst..LACal girl in blue, those were for you.. Love ya so, I do!!!)
Kuchipudi Teluguloo Piss-off: Finger Dancing
(Sindhu is going to show me the same gesture)
the Rajinikant Gatam Khatam of Shyam Bab(u)a
Lame but satisfying: na-ne na-ne na-na band(age) to the aid taunt!
National Flag:
Native Language: Lucknowi Englees, Phrench, Hinglish, Tell u goo
National slogan: Tum Ajeeb ho
National Anthem: Jaadu hai nasha hai
Staple Food: Instant (No)od(l)es and C(s)er(i)eals
Native Inhabitants: Masti Peers
We are the Ajeeb Nation!!!!
We are the ajeeb
solemnly swear to remain ajeeb
to honor, preserve and cherish the ajeeb
Seek the ajeeb, speak of the ajeeb and hear only ajeeb
So help our AJEEBness!!!
Ajeeb Disclaimer
Any mention to an ajeeb character, living or dead, or in the process therof, is purely fictional and thereby intentional.
Memberrrs :
Renu :
She gets out her thoughts real clear
She can whip odes faster than u can say PEER
A true Renoir she be the impressionist
She can spin anything into p(h)un in a twist
This mommy armed with her coffee
Loves the lead with his eyes of toffee
Hollywo(oh)de to Bollywo(oh)de
Her rhymes work even in Tellywo(oh)de
Hear hear for laali's sonaali
Phir bhi dil hai hindustaani
ZJ the Dongi
Dongi Tales she quotes each day
The adventures keep us glued like clay
Her music sense is immense
Present past and future tense
Call ke bol ya angrezi dhol
Her mind is more complex than Black Scholes
Laali's lite and mellow's fight
her presence makes IF bright
Keeps us GaY-assing this dongi dumb
bumchika chika bum bum'bum chika chika bum
Mellow The Lobe
Poetic justice she does to WOH'ds
Diss Wohden man and she'll draw swOhds
Hu who me who yohooo wehooo boohoo
Her fav phrases courtesy WohU
She loves the yellow and our man Green
Rice and eggs she cant cook clean
Cover letters mein expert
She likes the sun, not the rain and dirt
She told us why we all watch the show
Its All ASR and there is no other go
Her name we keep guessing, Wohvels char hai
Dil kya cheez hai janam, jaan tere naam karta hai :D
Ella the Princess
The tameel princess divine
Shes got a wit as fine as wine
Loves her daily asr dose
When she sleeps god alone knows
The queen of wiki wikwaa
She loves ODB hotwaa
bhelPuri ho ya Kohlapuri
wht will she do if tujhko mirchi lagi :p
Sinnnie the bacchii
This tell-u-go bachhi
Watches all movies sachhi
From siddharth to naga chaitanya
Yeh maya cheasave oh arya
Oh my friend the engineering girl
a hidden writer like in an oyster a pearl
needing hotwa ke pictures contact her
she'll churn out the best one after the other
twinkly stars and bears she louves zyaada
just as much as arnav singh raizada
she always signs of early saying cya tomo
kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro
Vistaa Our Heartbeat
The queen of prose
The authority on shayari
She gives you exactly what your heart wants
Her posts we yearn for day and night
Even more than teens do for twilight
Gulzaar ghalib make way for this genius
Talent in its easiest form, shes ingenious
Rafi ho ya jagjit singh, gaane hai muzubaani
Do lafzon ki hai yeh kahaani
Shwesty the song guru
Tell her a situation she'll give a song
Shes wont make u wait long
Gurudutt, kishore, burman or rafi
She knows them well kaafi
She builds castle(s) of hope
That arnav wont be a dope
Stressed she gets
When out his anger he lets
She stands by the ajeebwas
Through all their keedas
Just like on a rainy day
When a melody u play
Laalilu the rogue-u
The original laali
The ajeebwas love her totally
Fondly called a kalli
Imaginary friends with the CVs
She likes to believe she rules the TVs
Moody's moods or shashi's moodras
Stuff she comes up with is sheer class
Greek, sheikhs and other hotties
Curls up with a book and other thoughts naughty
Gifts she gives, from chaddis to shoes
She stands one lone red...aginst the blooos
Somz007
Bond here john tomorrow
Her posts give khooosi ke aasoon not of sorrow
Dr of lungilogy and the asr kola-way-ri
Rhino aagayi pakad ke ferry
Arnav ki fan, khushi ka pankha
She gives even mamji ko tankha
Find Tongue in cheek
When at her words u peek
A darling new addition
To the ajeeb tradition
Luckyji
She" likes" and she writes
She compliments each of the scribes
She loves everything hyderabadi
She is a cool cyber buddy
She fits into the ajeeb thread
Like the rest, she wants to see ArHi wed
Biryani se lucknowi kabab ka ye safar
She will see it through every weather!!
PriYAlooo (ali)(loon)
Whipping WOH'odes like cream
Her chosen profession may be engineering
In this Ajeeb WOH'rld, she's suPEERior and insPEERing
She is my priya (dear) partner in rhyme
In things beyond khoosi, arnav and the slime
Shashi is her favorite mundaa
From a crooked grin to a crooked mudra
Mellow is her first lobe so S(H)WEeT
Vistaa her other heart beat
DONGI, Laali and mommy too
Lucky with BONDing so true
Aur main kya bayaan karoon
Is uber peer ko kya naam doon???
She sits across me with a plan flawed
I go along for, of love, she claimed to know the law
I point out that this act will fail
She was convinced this love boat will sail
I point out to my lovelorn brother
Another call will get him nowhere
Yet he ignores my wise suggestion
And follows the "plan" with full determination
When that fails, I go to her house with a letter
So contrived, even a five year old could do better
I run out of lines and look at her for a cue
She somehow navigates our plan through
Even her sister could find faults, I tell her
She is happy as long as jiji gets what her heart desire(s)
The plan worked and the lovebirds confess
All's well that ends well, I guess!!
From our S(c)hevy in blooo
ELLLA TAKES on the HOTWA EPISODE...stay tuned for more...
gud epi...Khushi walkathon finally ended b4 the end of the epi with her never ending flashbacks ...hotwa ki hot coffee ka satyanaash...Awww! how cute! this man drives me insane every day...
Ek dum stylish chaanta...creepu 😛 😛 😛 No ghodi no shaadi No ...(y r u dreaming about dat! u creepo)
Loved ASR -KKG scene...so touchy..cinders all mushy mushy
Anjali...iss ghar main hum pooja bhi nahi kar sakte...U r kidding me right?! I didn't c u doing anything except pooja...and ha! the chicken sharpening its beak 2 poke poor HP for desi ghee?!
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