IPKKND Chat Show! Artichokes With Ashu! UDATED!!!!

IMPORTANT: This is not a real interview but a fantasy of how the characters (not actors) would answer certain questions.

WARNING: This may cause uncontrolable laughter.

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Those of you who don't know me already, I am Ashu (london_doll) and I am obsessing over Arhi (aren't we all)!! So since my name is not Karan so my talk show couldn't be Koffee With Karan so instead it is called Artichokes with Ashu. My younger sis Maddy (Those of you who have heard of her know she's a devil lolz) will also be here with me.

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Ashu: Hello and welcome friends to the first episode of Artichokes with Ashu!!! I am Ashiqui and this is my sister Madhvi!!! (aka Ashu and Maddy)

*audience claps*

Maddy: And today we have very special guests!! We have the characters of your favorite TV show!!! Please welcome the characters of Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon.

*all the characters enter, Shyam is covering his face (lolz)*

Ashu: Well since we can't interview you all at once, you guys can rest backstage and we'll call a few at a time.

Maddy: So Buaji, Babuji, and Amma you guys stay here and the rest of our guests can rest backstage.

*audience claps*

Ashu: Hello and welcome to our show. So Garima ji, tell me what is it like being a mother of two daughters.

Garima: *starts crying*

Maddy: What happened?

Garima: Nothing I just felt like crying. *Ashu and Maddy let out a nervous chuckle and look at each other this was going to be a long night.*

Garima: So anyways, being a mother of two daughters is very difficult. Having a young man in the house with all the neighbors gossiping. And that to with two unmarried daughters makes it worse, day and night I worry about them and if they'll ever get married. *starts sobbing* I also worry about my husband. Just look at him. *sobs again* And another thing to worry about is this Buaji and her "Hai Re Nandkisor" chants. God they are so annoying. *sobs again* I also worry about our sweet shop in lucknow...

Maddy: Ok ok, we get it you worry a lot.

Ashu: *tugs Maddy for being rude but then again it was kind of getting boring* Ok well Buaji, tell me, what are your thoughts on Khushi and Payal's marriage.

Buaji: I have already picked a boy for Sanka Devi. He is so handsome and so charming, if only I was a couple years younger. *Shyam hears this backstage and starts choking on his water.*

Maddy: Are you sure the is the right boy.

Buaji: (Buaji gets up) Madhumati naam he mera! I ams the nevers wrongs.

Both hosts let out a nervous chuckle. These Guptas sure are something unique.

Maddy: Shashi ji! We haven't even spoke to you yet. What are your views on the topic.

Buaji: Hai Re Nand Kishor!

Maddy: Ji

Buaji: Hai Re Nand Kishor!

Ashu: Yes, what happened.

Buaji: Hai Re Nand Kishor!

Maddy and Ashu got up: Is there a problem?

Buaji: Hai Re Nand Kishor!

Garima: Oh it's nothing, she just has these random spasms twice a day in which she continuously remembers her Nand Kishor. I will take her out.

They transferred Buaji to a wheelchair in which Garima strolled her out. You could hear Buaji going 'Hai Re Nand Kishore!' until they hit the parking lot.

Ashu: So getting back to the topic, Shashi ji, how do you feel on the topic of your daughter's marriage.

~Silence~

Maddy: Are you opposed against anything.

~Silence~

Ashu: Well then guys, that was the Guptas for you! Now let's call on stage Laxmi!!

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Thats it for now!! Like this post and comment if you want me to continue!! Add me to your buddy list for PMs!!

Lots of Love-

Ashu and Maddy!

not bad.. definitely very funny! I LOVE IT!

Originally posted by: Zeee

shyam choking on the water from buaji's comment was HILARIOUS!

xxx

It was hilarious!!😆😆😆😆