AJEEB ishq..

Something in blue to ward_off_evil spammers.. now voodoo you think it might be?

*hint*hint* Poke a needle in the above profile pic and you might hear a Voulez-vous-A-aa from our Brit in Pari(s) mode..

Btw What did Anjali say was ARNAV's favorite color.. Diwa-La blue or Rang-holi Red? tch! tch! Team Blue's LOOse talk curtailed thanks to some BLACK magic.. all I can say is Sar(r)i in RED

Blow me away with some Hot(wa) air: Black & Red Zaindabad!

If all of the above didn't make a lick of sense and you're lost as to what is happening.. then you will see a similarity to the current ipkknd storyline..

Rhetoric randomness with sporadic Rabba Ves in the background.. gift wrap it all with Arnav's cool new look.. and you've your box of assorted diwali mithai (psst..I filch the cashew ones & re-gift the rest..frenemies o'mine, remind me to fedex you each a box..ok! with the kaju barfis.. )

Kala jadooo chal gaya.. Arnav mujhko mil gayaaa!

Last week's Rab *cough* ba *cough* Ve had a throat itch..kich kich hota hai Arhi moments.. Bua constrictor urging khushi to get hitched..Payal No! keh diya giving Akash the royal ditch..the moronic mud cake and mitti switch(?!).. all of which made me think, maybe just maybe the CVs shld've gotten their Diwali break.. instead of a crazy storyline with kala magik.

If I'm dreaming please don't wake me up

'Cause baby I can't get enough of what you do..

Arnav's Avatars: Screen Test-osterone

Khushi sweetheart.. I suggest that you stick to master chefing (arnav) ji_less jalebis without spelling mistakes instead of unimaginatively imagining the various versions of Arnav.. auto guy, security guard, dhobi??????

How about picturing him..

dancing Shirtless to your favorite Salman song

..or from Bodyguard to Lifeguard..

direct your poolish thoughts to Arnav in swimming trunks

..ha!..even Devi Maiyya would give an approving sign to this one..

Arnav as a sexy loin-clothed sanyas with a mini ponitail extension to his crew cut.. Haiyy-re Rama haiyy-re Krishna (we Menakas are ready to item dance around him, even if you are not!!!!)

Next time educate yourself with some reading material like the IF posts to hotw(a)re your thought process with gk & current affairs on all things Arnav!

Speaking of imagining stuff.. is it me or does the Hotwa look even younger with this new Haircut?

O Greek Gods of mythology

(Arnav has to be a direct descendant)

..if ever we get to see Arnav with long hair like a romantic character in the historicals..I promise to embrace my inner Medusa and shave my head and grow pom-poms as hair plug-ins as a spl. offering to you..

You know what? I miss the good ol' Rakshas days.. as much as I want the story to move on.. I wish Arnav would bulge a few biceps and break a few (read as: all) of Shyam's bones.. I'm on a sugar high.. nothing short of a live autopsy of Shyam will do for me!

(notice my new Scar M.D. lingo..its coz I saw 3 epis of the Mohnish Behl Doctor show..hey i'm loyal to ipkknd..saw only the repeat telecast.. so there!)

Btw my suggestion for Anjali's new knight on a wooden horse.. Lakdi ki kathi, kathi pe Ghoda ..someone who can match her sweet smile Tooth ka tooth.. the new & improved Jugal Hansraj.. chk. out this cadburys ad!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksaQmbO8oSI[/YOUTUBE]

I did like that bit where Khushi compares Arnav & Shyam in her dream sequence wearing yellow-green sari.. rough-edged replies from a seeming enemy rules over honeyed words from a sweet talking friend.. sunti ho? meri (z)jaan (ki dushman).. I'm the mac to your cheesy..

Miss you like a Monday!

And I'm in love so totally

Wrapped up emotionally

Attracted so physically

Acting so recklessly

I need you so desperately

Sure as the sky is blue

Baby I love you

And I'm so electrically

Charged up kinetically

Acting erratically

Need you fanatically

You get to me magically

Sure as the sky is blue

Baby I love you

Do you love me too?

MY FAV SONG, MY FAV MOVIE "Runaway Bride"

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc8fuPXtxWg[/YOUTUBE]

There is no point to this post other than me talking to myself loudly enough so you can hear me zjaan and butt in my dialogs to thy self.. now I sound as ajeeb as khushi..

Anyone else stopping by this post..don't mind all the weird conversations with our favorite celeBRITy current.. Like & comment randomly just because you spent a jobless few minutes hanging out here just like me!

UPDATE!

I'm shocked to realize that there are people who are unaware of one of the best So(a)ps EVER to grace us on Indian Television!!!!

..let me explain what you're missing by not watching Saathiya..

( 1 or 2 epis in a yr will do to catch up anytime)

DISCLAIMER: All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, wooden or dead, is purely coincidental.

Once upon a time in a kitchen lived the Moody Parivar..

Koki & Gopi.. Whatever & Rashi.. the Masterchef saas & bahus

Hum do(kla), hamare do(kla).. their family motto!

Gawar Gopi is unpad (which the Hedge interprets as the "village idiot")..

so her vocab has this one word, "Woh..." and more wo(e)s

Once she learned Englees, she spoke a fluent, "O..."

Like our resident Rabba Ve's, the show is interspersed with Jai Shri Krishna(s).. esply before Rashi & her mom plot their evil deeds.. If Krishna Bhagwan had known this, he wld've copyrighted his name and done a Bhaag(vad)..

now my favorite part.. Ahem! the Hero.. a permanent fixture like all the wooden Furniture..

The chief Moody's expressive son.. Don't believe me? Here is an illustrated exampleof the man's many moods..

**I particularly like the lovestruck one..

***I wonder how he'll look when he is reallly constipated (intense!)

@mellowfellow's ace:

Kokila's kale kale kajal: Rs. 25..

Kinjals baniyan: Rs. 50..

Kinjals mixie: Rs: 1000..

Kinjal Sarees: Rs 5000

Kinjals Modeling Contract: Rs. 10000..

Rashi's Chania choli: Rs. 25000..

Ahem...gift to gawar: Rs. 50000..

Get ready to swoon!!

Ahem! the Hero..

PRICELESS, now you know why aheeem is ladla and not jigar ka tukda!!

That was our promo for the show.. Must watch!