Let's review the tips and tricks to becoming a seasoned undercover agent.
Update #1: She is 27 years old. I have no idea how she aged 20+ years in 5 years, but I'm guessing it's the stress from being uninvited to the family outing 5 years ago. According to a study from the University of Kuch Bhi, being left out of family events causes accelerated aging. Anywho, 27...13 it's all numbers at the end of the day and everyone knows math is useless in real life.
How to get dress for a mission?
A fashion show in the middle of the road. Undercover work is a glamorous. So always draw attention to yourself whenever you get the chance. If you are wondering where did the jewelry come from? A real high achieving undercover cop can make anything appear magically then do a catwalk in the middle of the road. Jewelry makes or breaks a undercover mission. Choose wisely.
How to elaborate your false identity?
Take your own car and smartphone. Only uniformed cops would remove anything that links them to their real identity. A poor girl from a small village has access to her own car and expensive smartphone. No one will suspect you at all. It's not like a spoiled rich kid can find your whereabouts in minutes because he doesn't understand the concept of work.
How to maintain your fake identity?
Conversation must be steered carefully with lots of stuttering and looking around suspiciously. Also, always endanger your informants by making the mission a fun date with your married boyfriend. The more the merrier.
****Fun story: My dad is a surgeon whenever I visit him at work he lets me assist him in his surgeries. Of course, first I have to promise not to do anything stupid. He is very professional and the safety of his patients come first unless I show up then everything is fair game.
Embrace the new identity by making personal calls in public.
Whenever you are undercover you need to live the role so bring her personal life into the mission. Legendary levels of professionalism. It's doesn't kill your credibility at all.
Facetime with others to make sure you don't endanger as many lives as possible.
Multi-tasking is the marker of a true professional. Stop human trafficking while saving Bade Bhaiya from a vamp's evil clutches. Sure, he is an adult and has been handling his own business from the start, but again the more the merrier.
Note: No fictional characters from a TV serial brimming with inconsistencies were harmed. It's a joke.
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