Memoirs of An Oberoi Mobile l A Drabble

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Posted: 8 years ago
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Memoirs Of An Oberoi Mobile

He gave a wry smile as yet another pretty young thing waltzed in preening, throwing a disdainful look at his bloated, corpulent self. Ah, the arrogance of youth he thought. So full of their own beauty. So frighteningly unaware of the pitfalls of life. Unable to see beyond the gloss and glamour. Absorbing the richness of the Oberoi name the moment they step over the threshold. Little understanding that reflected glory says nothing about their own self. It is but borrowed plumage.


The man, Khanna, gave him a hesitant smile as he withdrew slowly after showing in yet another of the latest and smartest of them. Guilt at having deceived them swimming in his eyes, vying with the obligations his job entailed. Wordlessly pleading with the one who had outlived them all to introduce the newcomer to the reality of the position. An imperceptible nod by the wizened old one giving some solace to the heaviness in Khanna's heart.


The new entrant settled herself in prime position, determined to be the next one chosen to be caressed by the hands of the legendary Shivaay Singh Oberoi. She had heard tales galore about the softness of his hands, the pliable whorls of his ears, the thrilling firmness of his voice with that patent catch. He deserved to be the one holding her, to slipping her close to himself. Very, very close, she thought as a becoming blush adding a delicious tinge of rose to her golden self.


Much as he tried apprising her of the realities of life in Oberoi Mansion, she paid no heed to them whatsoever. Tired of her taunts of jealousy and of her snide remarks about him being past it, he withdrew defeated. Perching himself back in his place, he thought, shaking his head, there's none as deaf as those who won't hear.


It wasn't long before a hand reached in to grab hold of her, positioned as she was for just that. Turning around to give him a triumphant smile, she sashayed out all charged up. Muttering a small prayer for mercy, the old survivor looked up heavenward. Not holding out much hope however. The swelling of the ranks in the household had brought with it changes, but it had also brought tempers to razor edges. Brief feints of saving were just that. Feints. The ultimate reality remained. Death.


A loud crash and the accompanying high pitched squeal causing him to wince. Sigh, as Dadi had said, family traditions and parampara were important. And, clearly, Shivaay Singh Oberoi wasn't letting go of what his Bade Papa had started all those years back. In fact, the zeal and vigour with which he was following it was oddly fascinating to witness.


He geared up to bless the shattered remains of yet another pretty young thing. Plugging himself in the mains to try and charge himself up to administer the last rites. Something that had become a bit of their own tradition in that cabinet over the years. Now which tone should be used this time around, he mused. Puccini's Sono Andati or maybe even Mozart's Requiem Mass. As executive decisions seemed to be the world order of the day, he didn't think to ask for the opinions of the remaining survivors.


~ Ruchi


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This was inspired by a post by 'determination' and the various hilarious replies to it. Do check it out here.


The phone has played a starring role in many a scene in Ishqbaaz. The video contents alone would keep us all chuckling and howling in outrage for many a moon, I think. 😆
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Shobhna23 thumbnail
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Posted: 8 years ago
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U litrelly wrote an OS!
Hahaha!
This forum is full of talents :)
See even SSO's mobile phones has emotions, only SSO is emotionally challanged 🤣
Amazing OS!
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OMG you're rocking it😎
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Posted: 8 years ago
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I actually read the whole thing and then flipped up to see who the author was. _Of course_ it was you!
You are genius! This totally rocks. Thank you! But poor phone! SUCH a short life! 😆

(BTW, I must confess: after watching Shivaay and his phones, these days I get the strong urge to chuck my phone hard somewhere JUST to figure it is as satisfying as it seems to Mr. Shivaay Singh Oberoi! 😆)


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We have an OS about SSO's phone too? Truly IB ke talented fans ki jai ho!

The phones should start demanding a redemption track from sso too😆 coz they deserve it the most!!
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: Shobhna23

🤣
U litrelly wrote an OS!
Hahaha!
This forum is full of talents :)
See even SSO's mobile phones has emotions, only SSO is emotionally challanged 🤣
Amazing OS!


Emotions which refuse to be muted 😆

Thank you! 😳

Originally posted by: shonasyl

🤣🤣

OMG you're rocking it😎


Thank you 😳


Thank you 😳


Thank you 😳


Thank you 😳
Arshi67 thumbnail
Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: PurplePantsuit

I actually read the whole thing and then flipped up to see who the author was. _Of course_ it was you!

You are genius! This totally rocks. Thank you! But poor phone! SUCH a short life! 😆

(BTW, I must confess: after watching Shivaay and his phones, these days I get the strong urge to chuck my phone hard somewhere JUST to figure it is as satisfying as it seems to Mr. Shivaay Singh Oberoi! 😆)



Aww you are the sweetest! Thank you 😳

My sense of the ridiculous clearly precedes me 😆

Uh before chucking your phone, just check the cabinet to make sure Khanna has extra supplies 😆




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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: _SilverLining_

🤣🤣

We have an OS about SSO's phone too? Truly IB ke talented fans ki jai ho!

The phones should start demanding a redemption track from sso too😆 coz they deserve it the most!!


You are putting ideas in my head! And in that of the others in that cabinet 😆

Thank you! 😳

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