Hello IBians,
This OS is dedicated to Asya Di, Teju and Aprilsunrise.
This is totally a consequence to our hilarious discussions.š
Happy Reading.!
OS-"The Oberoi Clan"(ShivOmRu Kids)
Shivaay-"Annhikkkaaa...!"
Anika-"Haaannn aaayyii..!"
Shivaay rolled his eyes at the little toddler who had wet his coat. He held him away in air, waiting for his wife to come and handle the 8 month old naughty Oberoi.
Anika entering the room-"Kya hai Shivaay..aap ab tak yahan hai...wahan neeche sab udham machaa rahe hai...chaliye jaldi..!"
Shivaay-"Anika cant u see, this little brat wet my coat, emptying his bladder.!"
Anika giggles-"Aye..koi mere Junior Singh Oberoi se aise baat nahi karta..! Dehkiye isse bhi aapka picnic pe bhi coat pehne kaa idea acha nahi laga!" she speaks taking her little one into her arms.
Shivaay quickly removes his coat-"Tumne isse nappy kyun nahi pehanaya?"
Anika-"Bhool gayi...wo Anshi ke baal bana rahi thii..!"
Shivaay-"Shaadi ke itne sal ho gaye lekin tum abhi bhi ek kaam theek se nahi karti..!"
Anika-"Haan toh aap kam hai..aapko pata hai..ki..!
Shivaay-"Not again Anika...we are late...abhi bhais karne ka time nahi hai..waise Anshuman(Anshu) ki Diary mili?"
Anika-"Haan...wo Shivika(Shivi) ne usse dhoond kar de di..!"
Shivaay-"Okay...aur...Shivanshi(Shivshi) kahan hai...wo ready hui ki nahi?"
Anika-"haan wo abhi abhi...dono Shivi aur Shivshi apne apne bags leke neeche gaye hain!" she spoke making cute face at her little son Ansh!
Before Shivaay could enquire further there was a knock, it was his elder, 12-year son Shivaansh, called Shiv by his mother.
Shivaansh-"Maa, Paa...aap log please jaldi chaliye naa chaachu-chaachi(RumYA) already neeche hall mein hai! Aur haan maa, wo maine sandwiches pack karwaliye hai and paa aapka phone kahan hai...Mishra uncle had called you since you dint pick up he called me, wo aapki conference parson ko shift kar di hai unne...ok ab aap log plz neeche aa jaaiye.!"
Shivaansh was totally like his father. His mother's laadla and paa's pride.
Anika-"Aap chaliye main aur J.S.O aate hain! Aur haan ye shirt hi thik hai coat woat mat pehniye."
Shivaay-"Anika...JSO...like seriously...tumhe kitni baar mana kia hai don't call him that..!"
Anika-"Aur maine aapko kitni baar bola hai...mera beta...meri marzi..!"
Shivaay-"Hey..watch it haan...HUMARA beta..!"
Anika-"iss mein itni tadi maarne waali kaunsi baat hai...jaldi neeche jaaiye warna koi aur naya raita phelega..!"
Shivaay-"Nahi nahi..no raita business" he says scared to even think about it and disappears out of the room.
Isha-"OM..!"
Om-"Ishu...kya hua?"
Isha-"Aur kya...iss ziddi Orvi ko dehko naa...maan nahi rahi mujhse over to you..!" she says folding her hands and looking aside.
Om-"orvi beta..mumma aapko tab se keh rahi hain naa...toh aap mumma ki baat kun nahi maan rahe ho...chalo good girl ki tarah inn dolls ko chodo ...hum mein picnic ke liye jaana hai naa...dehko Dhruv Bhaiya already neeche chale gaye Anshu Bhaiya ke saath...!"
The little girl looks up at him with her doe-shaped eyes just like her mother's. "Kya...dono bhaiya mujhe chod ke chale gaye...! Offo...mumma aap please mera back-bag le aana...wo pink Barbie walla..! Main bhaiya ke paas jaa rahi hoon." Off the little girl ran her pony swaying in air.
Isha giggled watching the little dramaqueen."Kitna bigaad rakha hai aapne isse meri ek nahi maati aur apse yun jhat mein maan jaati hai...!"
Om-"Tum pe hi toh gayi hai...ziddi...aur dramaqueen...!"
Isha-"haw...Janab aap bhul gaye ki aap zyada ziddi hain...lagta hai aap bhool gaye...wo din...main iss world ki pehli ladki hongi jisne itne shayraana andaaz mein kisi ko propose kia hoga...arey aapko pata hai...who shaayris learn karne mein mujhe poora ek mahina lagaa tha!"
Om giggles, and takes a step forward and pulls her cheeks."Aw...tum kitni cute ho!"
Isha-"Bas cute...?"
Om-"Haan...kyun aur bhi kuch bolna hai kya?"
Isha making a face-"Bol sakte hain..!"
Om smiling and putting his arms around his petite wife's waist bending down at her angelic face-
"Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga..
Toh dehke tumhe wo ghabraya hoga..
Doonga kisse yeh khoobsurat pari usne din raat socha hogaa
Tab jaakey ussne mujhe banaaya hoga!"
Isha hiding her smile and faking anger-"Aap naa..chodiye..free ki footage khana koi aapse seekhey!"
He snuggles close to her ears-
"Pyaar karte hain hum sirf tumse..
Poore Dil Se..
Phir kyun ho tum yun khafaa hum se
Bhool hogayi jo, iss Ishq mein Hum se..
Maaf kardena kyunki hum toh hai sirf tumse..!"
She smiles and looks up at him and places a kiss on his forehead-
"Kuch yun range hai hum pyaar mein aapke,
Adhoora dil ab poora hai mil kar aapse!"
He raises an eyebrow appreciating her shaayri, and places a soft kiss on her lips."Kahi nazar na lag jaaye inn hoton ko aapke" winks at her.
"Hmmm.."Prinku clears her throat.
They move apart as if they were the same poles of a magnet. Thankfully her back was towards them."Aap log agar ready hain toh neeche aa jaaiye..sab bacche neeche ek saath hain main akele nahi handle kar sakti!"
Om-"Prinku tu chal hum aa rahe hain..! " he says a little embarrassed.
Isha giggles giving him a naughty wink, he hides his grin as far as possible and moves out telling her to come down fast.
Saumya-"Baby...please...yeh pehenlo..!"
Saura-"Nooo..maa...yeh sports shoe mujhe nahi pehne..eh pink hai...mujhe pink nahi pasand!"
Sauma-"dehko baby..hum picnic pe jaa rahe hain naa...aur wahan hum log bahut saare games khelenge..toh baby shoe toh pehna padega!"
Rura enters-"Sumo mera phone dehka kyaa...kahin nahi dikh raha! Aur yeh kya Saura aap abhi tak ready nahi hoye?"
At once Saura takes the shoe from Saumya's hand and wears it on fearing her dad. While Saumya smiles. She dashes off out of the room carrying her small bag-"Mom..main Shiv bhaiya ke paas jaa rahi hoon..neeche...!"
Saumya-"ok..." to Rudra -"Rurdra..like seriously...tum apni cheezon kaa khayal abhi nahi rak sakte...teen bachon ke baap ho..!"
Rudra-"teen bacche...exactly...Ruhaan ke pass hoga phone , usko mera high-score break karna thaa ! Wow sumo tum kabhi kabhi smart baatein keh deti ho!"
He was about to leave. Saumya strictly -"Rudra wait!"
She gives a nice amount of scolding to him for spoiling the boy.
"Arey tum free ki tension le rahi ho, Sam ko dehko pehle who bhi maughty thaa jaise abhi Ruhaan hai..lekin ab wo bilkul seedha and genius type ban gaya naa...toh free tension chodo! Main phone lene jaa raha hoon..!Aur haan sumo plz jaldi neeche aana!"
Rudra-"Waise Sam kahan hain?"
Saumya just nods in disbelief at Rudra."Aur kahan hogaa...apne Shiv bahiya ke saath!"
Rudra-"O haan..jahan Shiv wahan Orvi aur Sam!"
Saumya-"Ruko main bhi chal rahi hoon!" She quickly carries her backpack and gets ready to leave.
Rudra-"Saumya hum 12 din ke trek pe nahi jaa rahe hain bas aadhe din ka picnic hain...uske liye itna bada backpack?"
Saumya-"Apne bacho se pooch...Sam ki books, Ruhaan ke games aur Saura ke skates.Unhe main purse mein daal ke ghoomo ka!" she explains as they walk down the corridor.
Rudra-"Itni takleef kun Crane mangwa leti!" he giggles.
Sumo-"Yeh Joke thaa"
Rudra-"Thaa toh?"
Sumo-"I don't like jokes..!"
Rudra-"I don't like you..!"
Sumo-"HuH..? Like I love you..!"
Rudra-"Reality check Sumo, you do!"
Sumo-"Main kisi cry-baby se pyaar nahi karti..!"
Rudra-"Don't call me that...mana kiya hain naa..bache sunege toh ka klahenge..!"
Sumo-"Wahi jo main kehti hoon crybaby..!"
Rudra-"Hey...zyada ho gaya..!"
They reach the hall fighting, only to be shocked. The kids were running here and there apparently an argument had broken out. Om and Shivaay were trying to control them as they made one stand at a place and scolded the other, the first started to argue with another!
Both their expressions showed distress and helplessness. Rumya looked at each other shocked and joined the mission of restoring peace and calm. While Prinku looked wide-eyed at the out of hand messy situation.
Anika with Ansh in her hands was standing aside waiting for three month pregnant sister cum devrani Isha to leave along with her. When suddenly she heard sounds of commotion."Chuttki..tujhe kuch suani de raha hai?"
Isha looks up and listens-"Haan di!"
Anika-"Obete ki...chal jaldi jarur phir aafat aayi hain!"
Isha nods and goes with her.
As both enter, they look at a renewed hall, with bits of papers, cushions, and games and toys scattered and their husband's stress-struck face. While the kids still continued arguing, running and fighting while Rumya tried best to give them a peace of advice.
Ansh giggled in his mothers arms.
Anika-"Haan bhai..tu kun peeche rahe gaa...kuch sal aur ...phir tub hi humaresar pe chad ke naachna...Isha tu isse pakkad..main iss Junior Oberoi Team ko zara bataon toh main kaun hoon.
Anika goes straight to the sofa and stands over it, shocking Shivaay he thinks"Yeh bache kam hai jo yeh paagal bhi inhe company de rahi hai!"
Anika-"Fridge..!"
Shivaansh-"Mom its freeze..!" he shouts before his dad could.
Anshi-"Mumm ko fridge pasand hai toh wo fridge bolengi naa!"
Anshuman-"Mom try statue..!"
Shivi and Shivshi the twins-"Mom...!"
Sam-"Badi Maa...Try lock...from lock and key!"
Anika-"Chup...ek dum chup...koi kuch nahi bolegaa!"
Shivaay sighs-"Exactly"
Anika-"Maine bola koi kuch nahi bolega Shivaay!"
Shivaay-"Uss koi mei main thodi nai aat hoon!"
Anika-"Arey...of course aate hain...koi nahi bolega!"
Shivaay-"Oh alright toh ab tum mujhe chup karaogi...ek toh pehle ek alarm theek se nahi lagaya...phir mere special cheese omlet ko giraya...maine kuch nahi bola..aur haan Ansh ko nappy bhi nahi pehnaa..maine kuch nahi bola lekin ab it is too much alright! Tumne mujhe chup ..."
Until now all the kids sat wherever they were, their arguments always went long. Prinku, Ishkara and Ruma also stood aside.
Shivaay was cut-off by Ranveer's voice-"Did I miss something.!"
He then looks up at Anika standing on the couch and Shivaay with folded arms beside it glaring at each other. The kids sat sporadically at the different spots in the hall while the remaining sane crowd stood aside.
"Oops..lagta hai..wrong timing...I thought aaj picnic ka plan tha..!"
Rishi his 4 year old runs to him,"Haan papa..lekin Mama-mammi phir lad rahe hain!"
Anika and Shivaay looked embarrassed.
Shivaay extends his hand to Anika to help her down and looks at her.
Anika-"Wo..hum nahi bache lad rahe the..!"
All kids assemble in front of them with Shivaansh at the head-"Hum nahi aap!"
"Haan..!" the young crowd say in unison.
Shivaay-"Hey watch it...abhi kaun kis ko maar raha thaa...aur Ruhaan, anshu tum don otoh lad hi nahi thee...Shiv, Dhruv ke saath tum toh gaana ga rahe the...word fight nahi ho rahi thii naa...Shivi...Orvi ko kaun data raha thaa..!" he says in his defence.
All the kids start arguing with Shivika.
"Enough OmRu shout!"
Om-"Anika Shivaay..please..!
Rudra-"Bacha party...we count till 30 , sab apni apni cheezein uthayenge aur yahan line mein assemble honge, jo 30 ke count tak nahi aayega use hum ghar pe chod ke jaayenge.!"
Om-"1...
In no time the kids quickly ran about picking up and packing there things.
Rishi-"Papa...mujhe bhi itne saare bhai behen chaiye...!"
Ranveer looks at him amazed, while Prinku turns red with embarrassment and her eyes wide thinking of the consequence, which she had just witnessed. She shuddered at the thought. While Ranveer smirked.
She saw up at her bhaiya-bhabhis who were busy giving each other knowing looks which only they understood.
Om-"30.
The line assembled before him.
Om-"Good...now straight to the door and then to the bus in silence..!" He indicates Saumya and Rudra to take them to the bus.
All go out.
Rudra stands at the entrance of the bus with a list in hand, marking the kids who got into the bus.!
After all get in-"Bhaiya...koi ek missing hai!"
Om-"What..kaun?"
Rudra-"Pata nahi..!"
Shivaay-"Lekin andar toh koi nahi thaa!"
Anika-"Haan maine bhi dehka andar koi nahi thaa!"
Saumya takes the list from him and checks."Dumbell tumne iss list mein Ansh ka bhi naam likha hai!"
Rudra-"O..!"
Sumo-"Tum andar jao..main tumhe bhi mark kar dungi phir..!"
Rudra-"Very fun...tumhe toh jokes pasand nahi toh tum kyun jokes maar rahi hoon!"
Sumo-"Mujhe cry babies nahi pasand..chalo sab bach andar..hai tum bhi jao..!"
Rudra-"Ayee..!"
Sumo teasing him-"B!"
Isha-"rudra Saumya..hum mein aaj hi jana hai..chalo dono andar chalo..!"
Sumo-"Ji bhahi!"
Both climb in.
Om and Isha look at Shivika.
Shivika- look embarrassed.
Shivaay-"Anika ne start kiya tha maine nahi!"
Anika-"Haan toh
Isha-"Di...Jijju..please...aur nahi...thank God maa, Chotti maa, Chote-papa aur papa yahan nahi hai...yeh dehkte na toh ...baape re baap...Chotti maa kit oh oh my mata honi thi..!"
Om chuckles-"Who toh tabhi ho gayi thii...jab tumne unhe bataya thaa ki tum pregnant ho phir se!"
Isha blushes-"Shut up!"
Shivika turn red looking at each other.
Shivaay helps Anika get on the bus and gets in after her with Ansh.
As they settle on the seat-"Waise humare kisi bhi bache ka naam shivatmika nahi hai naa!"
Anika's eye go wide-"Please Shivaay...!"
Shivaay giggles-"7 is a nice number you see its my lucky no. as well!"
Anika-"Shivaay...aap aisi waisi baatein karenge naa toh main Anshi ke rrom mein shift ho jaaungi!"
Shivaay breaks into laughter seein Anika's fear-struck face.
"I was just kiddind!"
Anika-"Haan aapki KIDDING ne bahut raita phela dia hai!"
He starts laughing even harder at that.!
Rudra-"Ye O aur bahi kahan reh gaye..! Main dekhe aata hoon...!"
As ranveer and Priyanaka sit behind amidst the kids.
Ranveer-"Priyanka...I love you...!"
Priyanka-"Please don't go to it...I am not going to follow the footsteps of my bhabhis!"
Ranveer sighs. Maybe he should try convince his wife some other day.
As Rudra peeks out standing on the inside of the bus's entrance he sees Isha and Om, have an eye-lock.
He clears his throat to no effect."O...Bhabhi!" he says aloud bringing them to Earth, and both get into the bus grinning like newly-weds.
Finally the bus moves, each couple wondering what the next adventure would be!
P.s
No chamelis and paani please!š
This is what happens at times when My imagination goes for a trip to the Amazon jungles.!š¤Ŗ
Damn..here I lost count of the number. I am weak at maths..!
I am good at clearing doubts so if any of you have any feel free to ask, pertaining to this OS of course.
Also...if anyone read it closely...I have shown in tiny mini bits what kind of parents they are! Hope a few noticed it.!
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Looking forward to Oh bete ki...responses!š
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