'Mr. Singlekara Singh Oberoi' Omkara funny OS Ft Rumya Shivika Priveer
"O Now you should also find yourself a nice girl like Bhaiya and I did and get married" said Rudra one fine morning when Saumya was buttering his whole wheat bread with low fat butter for him as the whole younger Oberoi clan and Shivaay had gathered around for breakfast at a sunny Sunday Morning in the Oberoi Mansion's poolside making Om look from his Poetry book in amusement and earning a chuckle from the rest. "Really you are saying this? The same guy who used to jump out of the balocony at the name of second date, relationship and commitment is advising me for marriage? Oh do tell why this sudden interest in my love life?"
"O that all changed when I became Sumo's and when she became mine. Look at this even this diet food taste yummy when Sumo feeds me. Please this year you turned 29 and look around you your younger siblings are married and the elder one soon to be a father. Till when will you remain single? Till when will you stop being the seventh wheel on triple dates and have no one to kiss on New Year's? Anyways Bhaiya please explain to O he should date again." "Om this Dumble Oberoi has a point. You should start dating again. It's been long since Riddhima now. Should I set you up with someone. I know this woman she is an associate of mine is a VP of a upcoming E-Commerce website and she will be perfect for you. Her name is Shaina Ahuja and let me tell you she is one classy girl daughter of Divan Ahuja. Their last year turn over was about... "
"Oh hello Omkara was to date not crack a deal with her that you are talking about her turnover current stock price or net worth. He will meet a girl look into her eyes and fall in love with her not her Turnover. Omkara you don't listen to your Bhaiya you tell me what kind of girl you like. I will set you up with some one. In my profession as a wedding planner there are always pretty single ladies around so I will keep an eye around. I will find you a dhinchack khidkitod girl like me." "No" screamed Shivaay to which the group chuckled as Anika got up from her seat and said, "What do you mean? You mean I am not good enough? You think...? " "I think you are a single piece and there is no one like you. Also I don't think we can handle anyone else like you. Especially someone like you in pregnant state which you are in right now" to which Anika replied, "So whose fault is this. Did I tell you to light those imported candles on Valentine's? Did I ask you to bring me that cheapde Linger when he was in mood... " "You mean Lingere. Let's forget it. " said Shivaay trying to pacify his heavily pregnant wife and her hormonal mood swings.
"Eww Too much information. Calm down Didi we are here to help Bade baal bhaiya to get married not you divorced. Now Bhaiya I know a great girl. She is my PHD advisor. She is 28 and really intelligent. She is quite interested in Arts and Literature so you should both get on great together. Should I set you up for coffee?" "Thank you so much guys for your unwanted and unrequired attention to my love life so thank you but no thank you. I am happy being the way I am. Single. You all don't need to find me a girl because you all feel sad for me or feel I am left out because I am single. Trust me I am happy for you all but I don't think I am that desperate that I want my brothers and sisters help to get a girl. Okay tell me one thing you think I being Single miss out than you guys in relationship" said Omkara smirkingly to the gang when Priyanka entered with Ranveer in tow clearly lost in conversation as they walked in hand in hand.
"Hey Oberois what's up? " asked ACP in that signature smug irritating all the Oberoi men who glared at him as the Oberoi Ladies welcomed them offering him seat and breakfast and getting them up to speed about their issue. "Shivaay since you are the eldest we will start with you."
Shivaay said lovingly stroking his wife's abundant belly lovingly "You like kids and you can have kids after being in a relationship" to which Om replied in an amused tone, "Shivaay there is no need for relationship for that. There are many love deprived kids in this world who crave love and can be adopted or nowadays there is surrogacy so now your point is invalid. Next ACP you say." "I am your brother in law and keeping your sister happy so at least now call me by my name. Anyways you should get married to share your thoughts, stresses, ambitions and pain with some one without the fear of judgment, rejection or hate."
Omkara thought about it for a minute then turned to him and said, "Nice try ACP but I have that bond and friend ship in my life. With my brothers, family and my sister in laws so I don't need some one for that reason. Anika you are up." Anika thought for a minute and said holding Shivaay's hand and gazing at him with adoration , "To sleep peacefully at night without night mares and with confidence that some one is there to hold you tight and never let you fall." "Anika I expected better from you. I have my sleeping pills and pillows for that. Rudra?"
"O all these answers are BS. Wait till you hear mine. I am sure you can't go up against my logic. You need relationship for Se.." said Rudra in a happy tone confident about his win when everyone shouted in union saying, "Shut up Rudra." Omkara just laughed and said to Rudra, "You don't need to be in a relationship to be intimate with some one. I thought Rudra you of all people know that. Any other reason, logic or explanation why I should not remain single? Anyone? Saumya? Prinku?" Omkara turned away smiling at his victory congratulating himself when he heard a soft voice from behind him which nowadays always haunted him and was giving him sleepless nights along with her beautiful face.
"I have a reason. Actually just a word. Love. This may seem a small word which people say can't be defined or explained but it can be. You should stay single and be satisfyingly happy in your life. But that feeling of being with someone is exhilarating type of happiness which single people like us can never understand. Single people can never understand the rush on seeing your loved one happy rather than your self happy. I am single by choice not because I lack prospects but I won't settle for less. So Mr. SSO what is your defense against Love?" said Shibani Deo smirkingly making Omkara and the rest of Oberoi's silent for a minute and then smile. Om looked at her in awe and kept on staring her as she went to hug her pregnant sister Anika and Jiju. She hugged the rest when Rudra noticed Om noticing her and decided to tease him. "Chukti I mean Shibani you are mistaken SSO is our elder brother and Jiju. This is O. He is OSO. But I must salute you. You have done something which no one has ever done. You have left O speechless so well done on winning the argument with him". Shibani smirked and said "I know he is OSO but I call him Singlekara Singh Oberoi". "Ha Ha SSO you are funny. If in future I need a lawyer I will sure call you up now that I have first hand experience of your skills. This Para legal has won over you now. In few years she will destroy her opponents in courtroom, what do you think O?
"Rudra is right. You are good at your job. It's just I don't care for your profession much. But I hope you don't get tainted by your profession and..." said Omkara when Rudra interputed him and laughed awkwardly midway to stop his Brother from spoiling the moment and said, "O let it be. Let poor girl eat or will you just make her eat your words. " Shibani gave a confused look to both brothers as if they are mad and left smiling at them waving at Om saying, "I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say about me and my profession." Om looked at her longingly seeing her sauntering out from his eyesight as he repeated in his head, "Control Om remember she is your Brother's Sister in law so she is like your sister. She is off limits. She is forbidden. She is Anika's chukti. Your family and your brothers might agree for you living with Riddhima without marriage but Shibani? Shivaay loves you but he will kill you. You have to stay away from her. " Omkara clenched and unclenched in hand to calm him down as Rudra gave him a disappointed nod with both brothers moving towards the breakfast table.
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Author's Note
So since KunLee are MIA from our screens due to their Ill health I decided to show them our love and support and to tell them they are not MIA from our hearts by this little one so do show your support and comment below #GetwellsoonKunLee😊
So guys this is my version of Chutkara and I know some of you may not like this on screen track but I would appreciate your feedback on my version and also I am a happy single girl so single ppl n commited ppl r welcome to drop in ur precious comments about my take on single vs relationship debate n if I have missed out on anything pls do point out ur pov😊
Edited by skm27395 - 8 years ago