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OmkaraKiParvati

@OmkaraKiParvati

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Posted: 9 years ago

WELCOME EVERYONE

TO THE OBEROI DHARAMSHAALA

You people must be thinking WHY DHARAMSHAALA ??!!! 😲

Well.. Our sources say so and show so..

1. Outsiders that are in no way connected to the family are allowed inside..

Welcome to the Oberoi Mansion, Svetlana. Hope you have a great time in trying to snatch the property and sending OBros to vanvaas.

Mohabbat buri bimaari

Lagi tujhe teri zimmedaari

Koshish karo vaapas lutne ki

Aur ho jaao baaharwaali usi ki

2. Criminals and their likes that had once been ousted by the family..

Oh hello there Roop Kumari !! 😃 Hope your husband is doing really great in prison.. I was beginning to worry where you kept disappearing when one of the Forum Members sweetly pointed out that you must be meeting you husband.. Don't worry Bua ji. Bas thodi din aur. You got thrown out twice. Few more times inside the house and you'll join your husband behind the bars. You can then continue ur romance 😳

Mohabbat ek khatarnaak cheez hai

Jo thoda liye tho kam hai aur zyaada liye tho satnam hai

3. Chiknis, Chamelis, Chandnis and their owner..

Now this one is my favourite 😎 The most entertaining one of all.. The owner of the Thee 'C' - Anika. Anika - The Supergirl (My Rudy Boy sure knows how to name people 😳) The saviour of every member in the Oberoi Mansion..

I am Anika the Supergirl

With my Chikni Chameli and Chandni

Here I come to save the world

But have to say. The most entertaining ever. SSO. Just marry her already and make her a family member 😉

4. Of Rallys, Drives and Kind

Riddhima naam ki ladki thi haazir

Riddhima naam ki ek ladki thi haazir

Samaaj Seva karne ke saath saath publicity paana uski manzil

😃 😃 😃 😃

5. Of Friends and foes

Paratha mile protein shake se

Paratha mili protein shake se

Aur machaayi hungame dono ne ki hill gayi puri upar aasmaan se

6. Of con-ladies and dancers

Haye Haye aayi ek

Mei lut gayi phut gayi barbaad ho gayi

Bolto hai usko Prannath haye kya chakkar

Maani khudko Bela-Mala Haye Ram, kya hai ye takkar

7. Of runaway brides and ex-girlfriends

Ek ladki thi deewani si

Bhaagi vo apni shaadi se

Mili thi vo iss jagah me

Na jaane kya hoga Ram

8. Of lousy security and mammoths

Ye kaisa log hai

Ajab sa bhoj hai

Jo kaam dia nahi karte

Pata nhi rahe kaha marte

9. Of Bambettes and Bimbos

Bimbo bimbo dancing dumbo

Don't you have any brains

Instead of turning up at Rudy's instance

Why don't you stay away at a distance

10. Of Lady Babas and Aura cleansing

Oh Lady Lady Lady

What do you do

What is this cleansing thing

O Trelawney's twin

Off you came with your illogical logic

And called it a wonderful magic

O Baby u call him Baby

Beware, he already has one, Lady

11. Of Mysteries and Darkness

Yesterday is history

Tomorrow is mystery

Today is a present

Who are you O Masked Man

Who so stealthily entered like Peter Pan

Let your face come forth

For all the drama that is worth

So my dear friends.. I welcome you to The Oberoi Dharamshaala 😎

Its free of cost for an entry here.. You just have to get into any one member's good books and Lo and Behold !!! You have your entry 😃

Important Announcement : Oberois rooms are out of bounds as instructed by Rudra Singh Oberoi 😛 So guest rooms are available for your convenience

P.S. This was just a fun-post. No offense to anyone.. Please do not bash. I am really not in that state to take up any more love 😆 I am not a good poet so am glad you put up with my crap... Thankyou 😆

Edited by AngelicTomboy - 9 years ago