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It is a happy beginning for both Vansh and Ridhimma as they are going to get married next month. Both are extremely happy especially their families are excited for this big day as two families are gonna become one. Ridhimma along with her mom and dad came to Vansh's home to discuss marriage preparations. All had dinner together and finally left after discussion. Ridhimma messaged Vansh that she will call him once she reaches her home as she wants to discuss something important.
Here Vansh's family members were teasing him and the house was filled with laughter. Ajay was commanding family members to disperse to their respective rooms soon as it was around 11 pm. Suddenly Vansh's phone was ringing and it had a caller display ID Sweetheart and Sia picked the mobile. Vansh was requesting Sia to return the mobile but Sia denied it.
"Sweet heart sounds interesting bhaiya, nice name for bhabhi huh " said Sia in a teasing tone.
All other family members chuckled.
" Sia phone ko loud speaker mein dalo let me listen what my bahu says" replied Uma
Vansh was requesting them but Sia took the call enabled loudspeaker.
" Hi baby !! soo gaya kya ? " exclaimed Ridhimma
" Hmmmm " exclaimed other family members on hearing the name baby.
" Reply her " urged other family members to Vansh symbolically.
" Nahi sweet heart " replied Vansh.
" Teke I told you na I want to discuss something important let me tell now " said Ridhimma
" Haan bolo " replied Vansh in return
" Tum akele na ? " questioned Ridhimma
" Say akele " whispered Dadi to Vansh
." Akele hi hai bolo kya hai ? " said Vansh
" Teke baba happada no problem warna tera navagraha family members will always surround you "said Ridhimma
All members were flabbergasted on hearing this weird name from Ridhimma and were asking Vansh to question her why she kept that name.
" Ri !! Why are you calling my family Navagraha ? " asked Vansh
" Arrey budhu tere family mein 9 members na har ek member ek unique piece hai actually maine tumhare family ke baare mein bolne ke liye call kiya " said Ridhimma
Ridhimma began to speak,
" Navagraha No 1 your dadi, I agree she is a sweet soul but paah I must say she is an old tape recorder, repeating the same information again and again. Vansh ko yeh pasandh hai woh pasandh hai, Vansh ne yeh kiya bachpan mein woh kiya, yeh hamari khandani cup hai khandhani necklace hai blah blah uska naam Indrani nahi Khandani hai. I don't know how you survive. "
All members began to laugh silently on hearing that and Dadi was embarrassed on the naamkaran by Ridhimma . All members were shouting silently Khandani.
" Navagraha No 2 your papa, Tere papa is a businessman or military man. He is not even smiling. Will he at least smile in our marriage photos?? or always remain as akdu, sakth types? I guess if we give money to him for smiling he will smile. He is Hitler-type haina. Teke whatever "
Ajay who was standing at his room entrance was smiling on hearing this.
Here family members whispered to one another seeing their daring honewale bahu.
" Navagraha No 3 your mom bechari she thinks she can rest very well after I come to your home as bahu but isko pata nahi mujhe noodles ke alawa kuch nahi aathi and tell her not to expect from me more I don't even know to comb my long hair properly my mom only combs, and I will wake up around 8:30 only and will have bed coffee tumhari mom ko bp, sugar nahi na warna heart attack hojayegi mujhe dekhar "
Uma was shocked on hearing this and all the other members laughed at her.
" Kya bhabhi ? you told that your bahu will do all household chores and you will retire from now on, lagatha hai you will never get bail from this " exclaimed Chanchal.
" Navagraha No 4 your chachi uska naam Chanchal nahi Chamcham sona always speaking about gold jewels maine yeh earing yaha karidha woh necklace meri hubby ne gift kiya, mujhe diamond necklace pasand hai antique jewels pasand hai blah blah, you know meri kaan mein na khoon aagaya chamcham ki blabbering sunkar. Lucky chacha !!! got settled in London "
Aryan laughed on hearing this and chachi twisted Aaryan's ears.
" Navagraha No 5 your behan Ishaani, She looks like a lady cat which will come in Tom and Jerry. Such a modern girl thinking herself as style icon, world beauty pageant if you touch her cheeks we will get 1 kg makeup powder. Extremely whiny girl I guess don't know how I'm gonna befriend her."
On hearing this Ishani became extremely angry, mocked Vansh, and headed towards her room scolding Ridhimma as she couldn't digest the truth and opinion of Ridhimma regarding her.
" Navagraha No 6 your brother-in-law Aangre. I am must ask you Vansh did you have any love and hate relation with Aangre ? bechara he got stuck with Ishani lifelong how could you marry your best buddy to her. I must say I will definitely build a temple for Aangre bhai for tolerating Ishani's tantrums. Already I can't see this makeup ki dukhaan on morning I don't know how Aangre bhai sees her at night. Aangre bhai is great ".
Aangre was finally happy at least one soul supported him and told his man ki baath.
" Navagraha No 7 your choti behan Sia, I must call her a mosquito always rounding me like anything whenever I visit your home. Le Sia always bhabhi we will do this together we will do that together. This Saturday are you free shall we go to the parlor? I am eagerly waiting for your Shaadi bhabhi, we can go shopping, etc..etc.. Hereafter Vansh while visiting your home I am going to bring a special plaster for her mouth or else I will have Anacin or Saridon which cures my headache "
All family members laughed at Sia and Sia was shooing them all and made a puppy face.
" Navagraha No 8 chamcham ki ladla beta Aaryan. I have kept a name for him: WaterFalls. Whenever he speaks with a girl there will be mini Niagara falls from his mouth. I sometimes even think of giving him a hanky to wipe it off. He himself thinks as a playboy, cool dude, draper dude but he don't know he is not a hero but zero or joker in other's eyes "
Aaryan was embarrassed.
" Why didn't she tell anything about Anupriya ? till now " asked Chanchal to Uma
" Vanshhhhh " whinned Ridhimma
" Haan bolo " said Vansh, irritated as Ridhimma blurted out everything and he was standing like a criminal in front of his family members.
" I left one member I guess " said Ridhimma confused
" Haan miss kiya " replied Sia feebly
" Hmmm Haaaaaan yaad aa gaya Navagraha No 9 your bua Anupriya. You know Vansh, she looks like a Hollywood movie witch or vampire. She is ditto of your papa I guess, lady Hitler types. Kyun Vansh will she atleast open her mouth for eating food na?? Till now I didn't hear or recognize her voice. A calm soul I guess "
Anupriya chuckled on hearing this.
" Teke Vansh Good night. I don't know how I am gonna survive or live with this Navagraha Singania family. But Vansh to be honest I love your family jaan. Haan !! Why didn't you reply to anything regarding my opinion? I guess you agree with my opinion? Mujhe bahuth neend aa rahi hai. I am gonna retire had a great day today with your khandhani dadi, miltary papa, Mother India sasu maa, Chamcham sona chachi, Wild cat Ishani, Dummy piece Aangre, Mosquito Sia, Waterfalls Aaryan, and finally Lady Hitler bua '' completed Ridhimma finally.
Vansh was relieved as she is going to cut her call but at the corner of his heart, he was afraid of how he is going to face the family after the effects created by his Ridhu. But Suddenly
" Vanshhhhhh, Did you tell your family that we dated for 3 years while we were working at the same company before. Mai toh bas tumse pooch rahi hoon kyunki If I blurted out our love relation to your family members it will become an issue na and this matrimonial idea was also our set up to show them that we are having an arranged marriage not love arranged marriage ? "
“ Nahi they don’t know anything” replied Vansh immediately.
All the family members were dumbstruck on hearing this as they didn't believe their Vansh to be this much mischievous. All were mocking at Vansh. Vansh was thinking " You blurted out everything aur kuch bach hai kya ? "
" Babyyyy!!! " shouted Ridhimma
" Good night , Ridhu dreams muah muah see you tomorrow tata bye !!! " completed Ridhimma .
" Good Night Sweet-Heart " replied Vansh and cut the call.
And here all Family members were surrounding Vansh one by one and Vansh was at the middle of the circle formed by them.
" Do I look like a khandani dadi ? " asked dadi.
" You dated her for 3 years you didn't even tell your mother? " questioned Uma.
" Am I a chamcham sona? " cried Chanchal.
" Bhai what bhabhi told regarding us is not right" said Sia and Aaryan in chorus.
" She called me a dummy piece. Am I a dummy piece ? " murmured Aangre within himself by seeing his face on selfie cam
Vansh gulped on hearing the rain of questions targeting like an arrow from a bow. Vansh began to run to escape from them and all were running behind him.
Here Ajay who was watching was laughing like anything on seeing them. All family members were surprised on hearing Ajay's loud laugh.
" Mujhe yeh ladki bahuth pasand hai Vansh get her home soon " said Ajay
Uma was about to faint on hearing this and Aaryan caught hold of her.
Ajay thought what he said due to happiness changed his face and began to shoo away everyone to their room for sleep as it was 12 am the night.
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