On audition day:
1. Make sure Javed Akhtar is off that day.
2. Select a western outfit, have a hip hairdo.
3. If your name is Rampyaari or Azaama or Laajwanti then change it to Sheena, Shaina or Maina.
4. Smile nicely at Anu Malik as soon as you enter may be a π too.
5. Don't even mention that you have classical base instead choose a song from this list:
- Oonchi hai building lift meri band hai
- Sarkaylo khatiya jaada lage
- Do me a favor, letz play holi
OR
Just buy a CD with Anu Malik's latest composition and by heart some of those songs.
You are coming to Mumbai. Hurray!π