Page from addict's life....
What ?? Don't bore me yaar with those Fourier series problems.. I am talking something exciting.. One day he will become a superstar and I am thrilled that I will watch his ascent from this very dingy, small room. mark my words.. Comeon you keep going back to same homework... Maloom hain IIT ke sapne jyaada na dekho.. Saala Sharma calls himself a prof but he is bloody lecturer .. Who cares for his homework ? Even Billy Gates was a college dropout yaar.. hehe
Come here.. I will show you something exciting.. I have googled Sreeram and there is so much info out there yaar.. Real Gem man!! So dedicated and has passion to be something.. Maan liya usko boss.. Saale muze bhi jyaada fikar nahin .. My papa will get me a job in his company or tuze bhi denge tension mat le.. Jr level pe to job mil hi jaayega. Did you watch his Telugu shows ? Mind boggling yaar.. Is it spelt Telugu or Telgu ? Saala Salim bhi ekdam mast hain.. Kyaa zaaasoon English boltaa hain !! Wish main aisa bol sakta..
Ek minute Ek minute.. Hum solve karenge.. I just opened a new Post aur saala kuch reply nahin.. Ye Indian forums ke log saale .. kuch energy hi nahin.. I have 80 views and only 2 replies.. Bhaaisaab kuch reply to karo so I know ke aap sab zinda hain.. I have put in lotsa efforts to get this news.. Murgi ka anda aise hi nahi paida ho gaya.. Wait just got another reply... Only LOL ???? Shit... Junta kuch likho yaar.. Mere exams are approachig fast aur aap logon ke liye main ye sab nikaala hoon research karke.. Kuch to khayal karo!!
Trrng Trrng.. Ek second phone hain.. Hello Rakesh.. I mean Rajesh.. Bhaiyya galti ho gayi .. Slip of tongue.. Haan bol kyaa hua.. Nahin woh assignment..Oh u submitted ???.. Oh due date is over ?? nahi yaar I was so busy.. I dont have a draaaab life like you.. Anyways later dude.. Saala Rajesh.. Ye sub Rajesh/Rakesh sab ek jaise hote hain. Naatak karenge.. Back stabbing karenge.. Kuch piyega ? Meri Tia jaisi pyaari bahena ... Thodi Chaai to banaa.. (Wink) Thodi naaraz hain.. Yesterday we had a debate for long 3 hours on who is better Shreeram or Shivam.. Main Akela vs all her friends.. Ofcourse I crushed them in debate.. Everyone finally admitted defeat.. Bhaiyyya I have a large knowledgebase on everyone on Indian Idol.. I can talk for hours.. Takes lot of work...
Dad ???.... This is not fair I cant go out to get sugar for tea.. We are doing homework and Indian Idol is to start soon.. I dont wanna miss it.. I want to be the first to post.. I plan to give update everyday.. Last year my updates were very popular yaar.. Bunti Kisi ko bolna mat.. I used to skip my tution classes but my analysis was so detailed.. All memebers thanked me so much .. My topics used to have highest hits.. U know what new killer topic is shaping in my mind.. Very controversial..There is gonna be blood bath I tell u.. Hohohaha.. People will love it..
Brrp Brrppp.. Shhh .. No one speaks.. Mom give me remote.. Tera woh bombing ka news shows can wait.. No disturbance now.. Indian Idol has started..
Years pass by.. Sreeram is indeed famous.. Tia is famous in daily soap.. and me.. Saala corruption ... fail kiya exam mein un kutton ne.. I am working in my dad's office for 5000rs a month.. Aadmi ko finally kya chaahiye.. I am happy.. Sreeraam is now judging Indian Idol.. Bolaa nahi thaa mere predictions kabhi wrong nahi hote... Yoooohoooooooo
Pls .. This post is not about Sreeram or any other contestant.
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