here's an idea: amy and romeo should get together and send a telegram for beeji, saying that it's from her son in jalandhar, and that they need her there asap to take care of some business. the telegram should also include a free one-way ticket to jalandhar- what true indian can resist that? and then, when beeji gets to teh train station to go teh jalandhar, amy and romeo should create so much confusion that beeji accidentally gets on teh wrong train and before she knows it, she's already reached like patna or something........theeennnnnn she bumps into someone from india calling and they tell her that they can help her get back to bombay, except on her way back, seh remembers that she had to go to jalandhar......and teh cycle starts all over again......wow, this could be a whole new track in teh story.....maybe the person whom seh meets in patna will be played by ashish kaul.......lol i'm just being silly guys, but of course none of us wants a new track that involves beeji, of all ppl!