Reading updates about how the story is progressing and the absolute nonsense of a story that it is currently and the very shoddy writing, I am reminded of Dora the Explorer.
With harebrained schemes by all the vamps, none of which obviously work, and eventually Imlie seems to successfully come out of, it is like Dora the Explorer, where in every episode, Dora is on her way to explore something and Swiper the fox swipes something and in the end, Dora is obviously successful by shouting "swiper, no swiping" 3 times!
Hope the story gets a good plot beyond these clowns!